Yearly Archives: 2013

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They fuck you up, those who seem great,
And do so while you’re on your knees,
They leave you nothing on your plate,
Their class is a social disease.

But they’re determined, in their way,
By forces beyond their control,
To grind you down each live-long day,
Then count the pennies that they stole.

Class hands on misery to class,
This our clear and certain fate,
You’re stuck there in your huddled mass,
Till one big union makes us great.

John Moynes

(Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland)

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Mariusz Kaminski (above) witnesses a pike attack on the Royal Canal yesterday.

They’re killing the bream.

YOU could be next.

Victor Karu writes:

Mariusz always does catch and release so this is a very a good example that not all Eastern Europeans are killing the fish in Ireland. I do not want to say exactly where it is because I want the pike to live. The bream was unlucky but we were very, very lucky to witness it because it’s very rare when a pike attacks a fish that size unless it’s huge……

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What you may need to know

1. Matthew McConaughey made one hell of a comeback. Now he’s gunning for an Oscar.

2. Step One: Star in a moving true story.

3. Step Two: Lose a shitload of weight.

4. Step Three: Play someone with a disease and/or a disability. Who gives great speeches.

5. Step Four: Have a scene-stealing supporting role in the new Scorsese flick as a back-up plan.

6. Step Five: Have a guaranteed blockbuster (the new Chris Nolan movie) ready to go afterwards.

7. Broadsheet Prognosis: It’s in the bag.

Release Date: Autumn