The boss of the auld RSA,
Has several harsh words to say,
That the cops in this town,
Just aren’t clamping down,
On drinkers who still drive away.

John Moynes

Rollingnews

Adele King and her dog Teddy on TV3’s Midday

Just when you’re starting to think,
That things couldn’t get worse for Twink,
You suddenly see,
Her dog faint on TV,
(He got better, he’s back in the pink).

John Moynes

TV3/Independent

Kerry TD Michael Healy-Rae

We can’t, as a nation, allow,
TDs be attacked by a cow,
Let’s not play the game,
Of assigning some blame,
Just do something, anything. Now.

John Moynes

Rollingnews

We’re all in a difficult spot,
Now our planet is getting too hot,
Some folk disagree,
And burn petrol with glee,
Perhaps it’s time we had them shot.

John Moynes

NOAA

Dispensing with any restraint,
They’re making Teresa a saint,
And those casting a stone,
Should leave her alone,
She was perfect and free from all taint.

John Moynes

(BBC)

That woman, you know,Tara Flynn,
Has churned out some feminist spin,
Saying people in tights,
Deserve equal rights.
Don’t read it. Throw straight in the bin.

John Moynes

Pic Via @Tara Flynn 

Senator James Heffernan, of the Social Democrats

One evening in Temple Bar,
A Senator went for a jar,
And was found in a scene,
Where he shouldn’t have been,
Then got a lift in a cop car.

John Moynes

Rollingnews

McGregor asserts he’s quite tough,
And repeats this claim often enough,
But some muscly Yank,
Who calls himself Frank,
Has asked for a peek at his muff.

John Moynes

USA Today

Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin and Taoiseach Enda Kenny

The fellows in Fine Gael feel,
That it’s time to put backs to the wheel,
They won’t rule on their own,
So they’re lifting the phone,
And offering Martin a deal.

John Moynes

Rollingnews