Karl Monaghan and John Moynes at last night’s Realex Fire Web Awards
In your office there’s work to be done,
But you’d rather lay low and have fun,
So you come here to meet,
The good folk of broadsheet,
Because we’re the best. We’re number one.
John Moynes
Pic: Ben Keenan
Jaysus, some of the keyboard warriors on @broadsheet_ie are horrible. I’d hate to sit next to them on the bus
— Conor Pope (@conor_pope) October 22, 2014
Warriors, come out to play.
FIGHT!
It’s hard to find a submarine,
If it doesn’t want to be seen,
And even a Swede,
Who is thorough indeed,
Will miss such a fishy machine.
John Moynes
(NYT)
As our country starts to revive,
One sector continues to thrive,
Let’s cash in on the craze,
For damp holidays,
You can’t beat us; we’re Number Five.
John Moynes
(Lonely Planet)
Keep yourself indoors today,
There’s a bloody big storm on the way,
So it’s time to retire,
By a nice cosy fire,
And hope your roof holds up okay.
John Moynes
Ah here.
Garth Brooks ‘planning summer gigs in Ireland’ (Irish Examiner)
UPDATE: He’s not coming!
(Mark Stedman/Photocall Ireland)
Peter Coyne, then CEO of the Dublin Docklands Authority with Bono in 2002
A building on Hanover Quay,
Was once owned by you and by me,
But the DDDA,
In a secretive way,
Got rid of it quite quietly.
John Moynes
(Leon Farrell/Photocall Ireland)
A woman employed in I.T.,
Is something we all want to see,
If she puts kids on hold,
Until she’s too old,
She can be a fine employee.
John Moynes
Pic: Guardian
The world breathes a sigh of relief,
As our hero appears for a brief,
Walkabout with a stick,
The poor chap’s a bit sick,
Which was causing us all so much grief.
John Moynes
(NYT)
