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An oldie but, oh yes, a goldie.
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And all we got were these excellent plastic breasts.
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Milk Rises To The Top (Irish Independent)
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What does it take to get the heave-ho from the Holy See? Rape a Vatican Guard? Kick the pontiff Bishop Brennan-style? Cover up child abuse in your diocese? None of the above, apparently. Never mind. Try these bishopric-ending one-liners on for size:
10. “look Ben, I’m cool with the whole Adam and Eve thing, but the talking snake? C’mon. Fuck. Right. Off.”
9. “Hitler Youth, eh? Gas any jews?”
8. “No. You kiss my ring. And when I say ring I mean my asshole.”
7. “Allahu Akbar”
6. “You think Dan Brown was right about Jesus being a chick? He seems to really know his stuff.”
5. “Why don’t you kick off those Prada slippers and let me give you one of my famous foot massages. Don’t be shy.”
4. “I’ve just had my Thetans audited and, like, WOW. I want to jump up and down on this couch. Woah. Dianetics. Oh YES. Totally buzzed now.”
3. “If you’re so infallible, Ratz, why do you talk so much bullshit?”
2. “Your Eminence. I have had consensual sex with a person of legal age.”
1. “Couldn’t we follow Christ’s actual teachings? (long pause) Right. I’ll get my mitre.”
Pope Rejects Bishops Resignation After Child Abuse Report (The Guardian)
Madam, – While I agree wholeheartedly with David Wilkins’s sentiments on the interrogation he received while trying to buy a packet of Solpadeine (August 6th), I don’t agree that the new restrictions on the purchase of over-the-counter codeine-based products are a good idea.I too have been made feel like a heroin addict when buying same, but I find for certain aches and pains the soluble codeine/paracetamol tablets are the quickest and best solution, and I can’t help wondering if people more sensitive than myself will simply change tack and over-medicate on simple paracetamol and aspirin remedies. – Yours, etc,
NORMAN DAVIES,
Belton Terrace,
Bray, Co Wicklow.
(Letters, The Irish Times, August 10)
“Rupert Murdoch’s BSkyB is trying to prevent Skype, the internet phone company, from continuing to use its name because the first three letters spell ‘sky’.”
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Random lyric: “If I had to shoot one and fuck the other one, I’d choose….Mr O’Sullivan”