MAUREEN WALLACE BREEDING TORTOISES AT HOME

A man has been jailed for nine months for stealing a tortoise and a homeless man’s mobile phone. David Weir took the tortoise from a Belfast pet store and sold it for £60 to feed his alcohol addiction, Belfast Magistrates’ Court heard. The tortoise, valued at £250, was stolen in August last year.

A defence lawyer told the court it was fit and well the last time Weir saw it. However, it was accepted that the defendant did not know where it was now. Judge Perry said that it could not have got very far.

Man jailed for stealing tortoise and homeless man’s phone (BBC News NI)

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Brent Weingard of Expert Window Cleaners has been razoring, sponging and squeegee-ing the windows of New York for 35 years.

He recently shared his experience of the high life with the New York Times: the gravity defiance; the vertiginous ledges, the celebrity clients, the Picassos and Van Goghs gimpsed through the windows of vast apartments.

He’s seen it all.

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tractor

David Stronge writes via the Broadsheet App:

Wedding tractor, College Green [Dublin]. Just this second.

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Mousie Arriba tweetz:

Trinity tractor?

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Collie Ennis tweetz:

Best wedding ‘car’ ever…? :Trinity college chapel today

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A GTA IV piano mod by ‘sleepy & ChongMcBong’ with an appropriate Vanessa Carlton soundtrack added by Matthew Jackson.

Previously: Grand Theft Iron Man, Grand Theft R2

For serious GTA fans, Rockstar Games has just released an ‘announcement trailer’ for the upcoming Grand Theft Auto Online.

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populationmapA graphic by @Amazing_Maps divides the world into five regions, each with the same population of China which, with 1.35 billion people, comprises 20% of the world’s population.

As a bunch of lads, they are, indeed, great.

MORE: A Surprising Map of the World Shows Just How Big China’s Population Is (the Atlantic)

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Tristan

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Tristan Thomas, who lived with his mother’s family in Mayfield, Cork for a number of years growing up, took the Australian team from 6th to 2nd in the final leg of the 4x400m relay heats at the World Championships in Moscow yesterday.

Tristan’s mother Mairead is from Kilkenny.

Cork runner and race director of the Charleville International Half-Marathon, Michael Herlihy, who was housemates with Tristan when they both attended the Australian Institute of Sport in 2005, sez:

“He told me how he used to get mocked for his Irish accent when he went back to Australia. Back then I used to joke that I would get Tristan to run for Ireland as he only had an Irish Passport due to the fact he hadn’t travelled out of the country since he was a kid.”

“It was disappointing that there wasn’t any Irish mens 4x400m relay team considering they beat a number of teams that were in the semi-finals of the worlds when they competed against them in the European Cup earlier in the year. So on Sunday at least there will be one man with Irish heritage in the relay finals Irish people can watch out for and cheer on to a possible medal.”

Go to 13.40 to see Tristan in action.

Yes, boi.

Thanks Michael Herlihy

Pic: The Mercury

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