Fine china ‘for the lady who speaks her mind’ from Miss Haversham €50 to €64 (+p&p) for each cup and matching saucer.
Jerk Balloons by Shauna Luedtke – available in sets of 25 from Fairgoods (€5 +p&p, North America only, dammit).
A million uses, in fairness.
The Shakespearean Insult Kit. Every one a winner.