Seamus Callanan lifts the Liam MacCarthy Cup for Tipperary pic.twitter.com/s90Cu3wOnV
— The Sunday Game (@TheSundayGame) August 18, 2019
There’s many a sore head in Tipp
As on Sunday they managed to slip
More over the bar
Than Kilkenny by far
And won in the big championship
John Moynes
US President Donald Trump has apparently expressed a desire to purchase Greenland from Denmark
Though Greenland is covered in ice
It seems Donald thinks it quite nice
But the Danes won’t donate
So much real estate
So he’d have to cough up a huge price
John Moynes
Pics: TripAdvisor/Getty
New Zealand Men are licking lichen (above) in attempts to combat erectile dysfunction
A lichen that grows on a rock
Is rumoured to harden your cock
But all experts say
You should stay well away
If you take it you’re in for a shock
John Moynes
Pic: Allstock
A Donegal GP has blamed severe lack of sunshine in the county for low vitamin D levels
Doctors do not like to see
Low levels of Vitamin D
When they did a big test
Up in the north west
The results didn’t fill them with glee
John Moynes
Pic: Shutterstock
A sell-out crowd of 82,300 was reached in Croke Park last Saturday evening for the All-Ireland semi-final between Dublin and Mayo
If you’re thinking you might want to go
To watch Dublin win five in a row
Then maybe think twice
As they’ve hiked up the price
Once again, which is rather poor show
John Moynes
Pic: Sky Sports
They’re making a change to the rule
About who must do Irish in school
So you won’t have to pay
An expert to say
You’re dyslexic, as that just seems cruel
John Moynes
Pic: Shutterstock
Universities were able to engage in widespread rent hikes because new caps introduced by Housing Minister Eoghan Murphy (above) will not take effect until next week.
A minister had the intent
To limit the rising of rent
And while that sounds great
It kicked in too late
So it didn’t achieve what he meant
John Moynes
Up to 40 previously unknown monuments from the Bronze Age have been discovered near Newgrange
A top archaeologist, Steve,
Has said stone age people would leave
Just outside Newgrange
An incredible range
Of structures he couldn’t believe
John Moynes
Germans kept awake by ‘noisy neighbours’ found the sound came from ‘copulating hedgehogs’
If you’re sleeping in Augsburg tonight
You’re in for a terrible fright
For no one enjoys
The terrible noise
That hedgehogs emit in delight
John Moynes
Pic: Shutterstock
