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Fargo 2

What you may need to know:

1. State Trooper Lou Solverson (Patrick Wilson) investigates a triple homicide in Sioux Falls, Minnesota in 1979.

2. This is the same case mentioned by Lou Solverson (Keith Carradine) in season 1. Meta.

3. In addition to a stellar cast (Kirsten Dunst, Ted Danson, Meth Damon), season 2 also has an organised crime syndicate, UFOs and Bruce Campbell as Ronald Reagan. Well, okay then.

4. No Lorne Malvo though. Sadface.

5. In terms of murders per capita, Fargo has to be up there with Midsomer. Or Cabot Cove.

6. That story about Prince appearing in the movie? Not true.

7. Broadsheet prognosis: Even better than the first season.

Release Date: October 19 (Channel 4).

(Mark blogs about film, TV and other stuff at WhyBother.ie)

Pride and Prejudice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcTBj7e4k80

What you may need to know:

1. Adaption of Jane Austen’s classic. With zombies.

2. This has been in development since 2009, when Natalie Portman was attached.

3. Sam Riley will be doing the whole tortured wet puffy shirt thing.

4. The previous adaption of Seth Grahame-Smith’s other mashup, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2010) didn’t exactly set the world on fire.

5. Proving that a movie needs more than a snappy title.

6. Broadsheet prognosis: “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of braaaaiins.”

Release Date: 12 February 2016.

(Mark blogs about film, TV and other stuff at WhyBother.ie)

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What you may need to know:

1. Studio fixer Eddie Mannix (Josh Brolin) finds himself in a tight spot when Baird Whitlock (George Clooney), the star of a big-budget prestige picture is kidnapped (no funny stuff).

2. The Coen brothers track record in comedy has been a bit patchy since Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? back in 2000.

3. Although Intolerable Cruelty (2003) is a guilty pleasure.

4. Joel and Ethan seem to have developed an unhealthy obsession with Clooney’s teeth.

5. They are lovely teeth, in fairness.

6. Broadsheet prognosis: Epic hail.

Release Date: February 26, 2016.

(Mark blogs about film, TV and other stuff at WhyBother.ie)

handjob-cabin

What you may need to know:

1. A horror with a happy ending.

2. Between this and All American Bikini Car Wash, it must be awards season.

3. No, it’s not real.

4. Although it does seem like the sort of thing that Kevin Smith would be all over.

5. I predict a Kickstarter campaign.

6. Broadsheet prognosis: A load of w*nk.

Release Date: The 12th of Never.

(Mark blogs about film, TV and other stuff at WhyBother.ie)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtsRBMVebsg

What you may need to know:

1. Where to start? Basically, an unexplained event has caused 2% of the population to disappear and everyone else loses it.

2. New season, new location. Season 2 is set in a town with zero disappearances.

3. Most of season 1’s cast have gone as well, but carryovers include Mr. Jennifer Aniston, Liv Tyler and Christopher Eccleston (making this one of the few series where he hasn’t been killed off in the first couple of episodes).

4. No sign of the Guilty Remnant yet. They’re probably on a stationary run.

5. Unrelentingly bleak and seriously depressing, The Leftovers is a very hard sell. Also, the presence of Lost (2004-10) showrunner Damon Lindelof has left many understandably wary of signing up to another open-ended mystery.

6. Broadsheet prognosis: As grim as a week in Holyhead.

When: Mondays (Sky Atlantic).

(Mark blogs about film, TV and other stuff at WhyBother.ie)

Burnt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0htBV-382o

What you may need to know:

1. An erratic, drug-using chef tries to redeem himself at a top London restaurant.

2. Bradley Cooper desperately tries to make cooking sexy. I guess if anyone can…

3. JobBridge explained @0:40.

4. “If you try to start a new restaurant there will be at least a dozen people who will try to have you killed.” Really? Seems a bit harsh.

5. This needs a talking rat.

6. Broadsheet prognosis: Soggy bottomed.

Release Date:
November 6.

(Mark blogs about film, TV and other stuff at WhyBother.ie)

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THE MARTIAN (12A, 141 Minutes) Directed by Ridley Scott. Starring Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain, Kristen Wiig.

Left for dead on Mars, without any hope of rescue or method of communicating with Earth, botanist astronaut Mark Watney (Matt Damon) gets stuck in to the business of not dying one problem at a time. Worse still, the only playlist available on the laptop is all disco. Bugger indeed.
Alternately titled “The Loneliness of the Long Distance Astronaut” (or “Mars… What is it good for?”) Damon is flawless as the can-do all-American Watney. He carries the bulk of the movie through sheer charisma; there’s a refreshing lack of wacky robots and mawkish communiques to teary Earth-bound relatives (I’m looking at you, Interstellar). Ridley Scott doesn’t try to force his trademark style onto the film, because there’s simply no need. The narrative is compelling enough to sustain the two-plus hours. The Martian is that rare case of a big-budget blockbuster that successfully manages to mix science fiction and science fact. It’s wholly satisfying and, more so than any of Scott’s movies in recent years, it works.

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MACBETH (15A, 113 Minutes) Directed by Justin Kurzel. Starring Michael Fassbender, Marion Cotillard, Paddy Considine.

Macbeth is essentially a story about a man who kills a king, becomes king then goes off his nut. It’s definitely not for fans of Shakespeare’s early funny ones. Director Justin Kurzel takes an anti-Luhrman approach to this adaption, remaining largely faithful to the source.
Things get off to a very promising start with an intensely kinetic battle sequence rendered in a haunting, balletic slow motion. Thereafter Macbeth adopts a distinctly set-bound quality that leaves us with a creeping suspicion that we’re watching a play, albeit a very good one. It must be said that some familiarity with the source is essential or the plot will be lost amid reams of mumbled iambic pentameter. Macbeth is one of the better Shakespeare adaptions of recent years. The cast are impressive, and Fassbender is utterly mesmerising throughout, but it might leave you with unwelcome memories of a leaving cert English class.

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THE WALK (PG, 123 Minutes) Directed by Robert Zemeckis. Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ben Kingsley, Charlotte Le Bon.

This dramatisation of Philippe Petit’s highwire wire walk across the towers of the World Trade Centre in 1974 is part bizarre heist movie, part “Christ, I can’t look” scenes of nausea-inducing vertigo. The third act is undeniably thrilling with some exhilarating heart-in-mouth wire-work sequences, but the problem is getting to it. The back story of Petit (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is fairly unengaging, and attempts to vitalise it with some Jean-Pierre Jeunet-style flourishes come off as cloying instead of charming. As the charsmatic, slightly arrogant Petit, Gordon-Levitt is a disappointment; more Pepé Le Peu than Alain Delon. The Wire isn’t terrible, but it is slightly redundant for anyone already familiar with the sublime Man On Wire (2008).

Also on release from tomorrow (Friday October 2): Ghosthunters: On Icy Trails and The Intern.
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Mark will criticise movies for food. See WhyBother.ie for a closer look at some of this week’s new releases.

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What you may need to know:

1. A group of idealistic student activists travel to the Amazon and are captured by a tribe of cannibalistic natives.

2. Director Eli Roth does for Peru’s tourism industry as Hostel (2005) did for the Czech Republic’s.

3. Roth is the very definition of a Marmite filmmaker. Some would consider him as a master of the genre, others as a dumbbell hack. I hate Marmite.

4. This has been doing the festival rounds since September 2013. There’s no sign of an official release date, but The Green Inferno will screen at the IFI’s Horrorthon in October.

5. FYI, “The Green Inferno” was the name of the film-within-a-film in Ruggero Deodato’s light hearted romp, Cannibal Holocaust (1980).

6. Broadsheet prognosis: Tastes like chicken.

Release Date: October (Limited release).

(Mark blogs about film, TV and other stuff at WhyBother.ie)

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LIFE (111 minutes, 15A) Directed by Anton Corbijn. Starring Robert Pattinson, Dane DeHaan, Ben Kingsley.

The ambitious Life photographer Dennis Stock (Robert Pattinson) captures a series of iconic images of a pre-Rebel Without a Cause (1955) James Dean (Dane DeHaan) on the cusp of stardom. DeHaan leaves subtlety at the door and goes full-on caricature with an impersonation of Dean so broad that the part could easily have been filled by Jon Culshaw.
The most noteworthy aspect of this Hallmark-style biopic is that Pattinson managed to avoid laughing right in DeHaan’s face, as he turns up his collar and delivers risible dialogue such as “Wanna ride on my ‘cycle?” As a former photographer himself, the appeal of this artist and tortured subject theme is understandable for Anton Corbijn. But there’s very little dramatic tension to be gleaned from anticipating the set-up of the next iconic photograph.
Even if you can look past DeHaan’s risible performance, there’s nothing hidden underneath. Following the toothless A Most Wanted Man (2014) with this weak sauce makes the director’s compelling debut, Control (2007) appear increasingly anomalous.

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MISS YOU ALREADY (112 minutes, 15A) Directed by Catherine Hardwicke. Starring Toni Collette, Drew Barrymore, Dominic Cooper.

If watching someone’s health slowly deteriorate over two hours sounds like your idea of a good night out, then Miss You Already has it all. From infertility to double mastectomies and brain cancer, this one is actually less fun to sit through than it sounds.
On paper, the story of two childhood friends navigating illness and hardship has the potential for emotional catharsis in the vein of Beaches (1988), but the parts of Catherine Hardwicke’s disjointed movie all work against each other. The jokes aren’t funny, and the neither of the two main characters have the charisma to turn their traumas into ours.
Toni Collette does her best with a deeply unpleasant role, but Drew Barrymore is clearly punching above her weight and Paddy Considine seems to have wandered in from a Richard Curtis movie. The choice of shooting intimate scenes with a camera more suited to carrying out an endoscopic examination does nothing to bolster the absence of emotional heft. Feel-good it’s not.

Also on release from Friday 25th: Captive,  A Girl At My Door,  Mia Madre, Older Than Ireland and Solace

Mark will criticise movies for food. See WhyBother.ie for a closer look at some of this week’s new releases.

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Lenny Abrahamson’s Room, the Irish director’s adaption of Emma Donoghue’s award-winning novel and his follow up to Frank (2014), received three standing ovations at its premiere at the Toronto Film Festival earlier this week, and early reviews are of the “raving” variety.

Delboy posted the teaser trailer in July but this is the full one featuring ‘Acadamy Award-Calibre’ (New York Post) performances by Brie Larson And Jacob Tremblay.

Room is released in Ireland on January 29.

Previously: Broadsheet Trailer Park: Room