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Maybe.

In other news, here’s the new 2fm line-up: Hector Hector (Breakfast), Tubridy (Gerry Ryan slot), Colm Hayes (in the middle of the morning. No Jims), Larry Gogan (the difficult lunchtime period), Rick O’Shea (afternoon-y – he’s our fave jock), Other Stuff (until midnight).

(Illustration: Niall O’Loughlin)

We are now beyond irony.

We are on a plane of such weird Ireland’s Own-ness that it is difficult to breathe.

In Montrose today, Daithi O’ Se, hewn from a block of white Irish cheddar, met the 32 Roses competing for the greatest Lovely Girl competition of them all.

We’ve no money, we’re being drained of brains, Grainne’s going. This is what we have left. When people ask how much we hate ourselves, tell them: this much.

(Photocall Ireland)