The mark of Paddy.

We are not worthy.

Caroline Keegan tweetz:

Just letting yous know my brother has a birthmark that’s the exact shape of Ireland.

In fairness.

Meanwhile…

Publishers New Island inform us they have an entire basement of unsold copies a small number of copies left of classic, pareidolia-based best-seller The Broadsheet Book Of Unspecified Things That Look Like Ireland in their storeroom.

New Island suggest: “Come get them or we bin them” “They would make the perfect stocking-filler.”

A fiver while stocks last.

The Broadsheet Book Of Unspecified Things That Look Like Ireland , edited by Aidan Coughlan (New Island, €5)

Thanks Some Dad