Monthly Archives: August 2012

Some septic tanks from Notre Dame,
Are all coming here for a game,
And yet nobody knows,
The name of their foes,
Which I think is rather a shame.

John Moynes

Unless you can do better (with the same subject)?

Oh yes, it’s a Thursday ‘Rick Off.

A prize [we are currently sourcing] for the limerick judged ‘finest’.

Lines close at 1pm

(NBC)

Update:

The winner

The yanks are back in the auld sod
To play their football so odd
But while they’re all cheering
The locals are sneering
Cos Céad Míle Fáilte’s a fraud.

ReproBertie 

Runner Up

Though not fans of the Yanks on the whole,
This old nonsense has tickled the soul.
They’ve caught “football” fever,
And they’ll pack the Aviva,
Yet they wonder, “Who the hell is in goal?”

The Old Boy

 

Honourable mention

Once again, it’s the great Gary Flood,
Drawing more winning limerick blood,
They appeal to the masses,
Except for the asses,
Whom he brings down to earth with a thud…

ZipAhDeeDooDah

 

ZipAhDeeDooDah was disqualified because Gary Flood is not a game of football between Notre Dame and Navy.

A copy of the speech Richard Nixon would have delivered had things gone horribly wrong for Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin on July 20th 1969.

Side note: Whitehouse Chief Of Staff HR Haldeman later served 18 months in jail six years later for perjury, conspiracy and obstruction of justice in the Watergate affair.

dailywh.at/bitsandpieces 

Bill Safire?