I’d normally moan in despair,
When the papers report an affair,
I just think it sucks,
But it’s Coulson and Brooks,
So this time I don’t really care.
John Moynes
(Telegraph)
I’d normally moan in despair,
When the papers report an affair,
I just think it sucks,
But it’s Coulson and Brooks,
So this time I don’t really care.
John Moynes
(Telegraph)
A man who raped his victim for five hours after breaking into her house armed with a hatchet has been jailed for seven years at the Central Criminal Court. The Cork man forced his way into the home of his ex-girlfriend and threatened to kill her by driving them both into the sea. He also cut her off her hair with a scissors because she was not performing sexual acts to his liking.
At a sentencing hearing, Mr Justice Garrett Sheehan was told the case is deemed by the DPP to “be at the higher end of the scale”. Blaise O’Carroll, defending, said his client wants to apologise to the victim but is too shy to do it himself. Counsel said the man was “very much in love” with the woman and they had great times together. He said he was “absolutely shattered and destroyed when the relationship ended”.
Hatchet-wielding rapist jailed for seven years (Conor Gallagher, Irish Examiner)
Albert Gonzalez/Photocall Ireland
Belcamp Crescent, Kilbarrack,Coolock, Dublin last night
Thanks Sammie
Two chainsaws either side of a barbed sword.
*shudder*
Young Darren Drouin shows off his ‘useless’ but extremely impressive lightning fast finger-snapping skills.
Dude’s a veritable two-handed Riverdance.
Newsnight presenter Kirsty Wark closed out last night’s show in her own unique way.
Previously: I Am Not A Monster
Happy Halloween. pic.twitter.com/ugLBMzAeNF
— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) October 31, 2013
Oh.
(H/T: Spaghetti Hoop)