Extreme, hardcore, one-a-sentence punnage in today’s Irish Daily Star.
Hair-raising.
How many can you count?
Thanks Alan Daly
What!?
Never heard of an inter-species snorgle before?
Not breaking any laws.
*steals look to Chompsky*
Asian Salad.
Free from other stuff.
Alex Bradley writes:
A friend (Katie Sanderson) has started a BYOB, pop-up, Dublin dinner night serving raw, vegan food called Living Dinners. At the moment it is based in Dublin and is held roughly once a month. The food not only looks amazing but tastes fantastic too, and the locations have been great. The most recent night was in a beautiful old building on Henrietta St. and the next one is on in a warehouse (the location is being kept secret until a week before the event), though tickets have already sold out! I’m helping Katie create some short videos that highlight the food and the overall feel of the events and we managed to get the first one (above) online yesterday evening.
Geoff writes:
After spending a lot on their new E-fibre broadband maybe Eircom should have spent more on a decent domain…www.efibre.ie
Oh.
Mr Shatter said his mentioning of the incident involving the Independent TD Mick Wallace was a mistake.
He apologised and said he would not do it again.
Minister Alan Shatter told the Dáil the motion was particularly galling given that one of his biggest jobs on entering office was to reverse Fianna Fáil’s cuts to justice and defence funding.
Addressing claims made by Mattie McGrath TD last Thursday he told the Dáil, “While I can be accused of being a workaholic, I can not be accused of abusing alcohol.”
Minister Shatter says FF confidence motion is disingenuous and politically opportunistic (RTE)
(Mark Stedman / Photocall Ireland)
Via: Páraic Gallagher
BMX trickster Tim Knoll delivers a bewildering mix of flatland, street, parkour, and circus tricks on his wee bike.
Last night’s Prime Time ‘Breach of Trust’ childcare investigation centred on three state-approved and part state-funded creches.
(1) Giraffe
Footage from last night’s Prime Time showed workers at the Giraffe creche, Belamine, Stepaside, South Dublin shouting at distressed children. Footage also showed children being left strapped in small chairs for hours, in one case, facing a fridge. Diaries detailing the children’s day may also have been fabricated.
The Giraffe creche is part of the Giraffe Group of 21 creches, owned by Giraffe Childcare. As an unlimited company its accounts are not publicly available. However it received just over €1 million from the State in funding for the 2011/2012 pre-school year and just under €1 million for 2012/2013 pre-school year. The creche also charges fees but the amount of the fees are not stated on its website.
All except one of the shares in Giraffe Childcare are owned by an Isle of Man company called Yokota. The other share is owned by an Irish trust company called Sanpel Ltd. The directors of Giraffe Childcare are Simon Dowling,Tony Kilduff, Mary Ann McCormack, Tony McCormack, and Siobhan Moore, who are also directors of Yokota. Mr Kilduff is also a director of the Mater and Cappagh National Orthopaedic hospitals.
In a statement made pre-programme Simon Dowling, MD of Giraffe, accepted that RTE had found clear evidence of inappropriate conduct by some staff and said he was “upset and disappointed” after seeing the footage. He unreservedly apologised to parents.
Footage of the Little Harvard creche in Rathnew, Co Wicklow, showed a one-and–a-year-old year old child being shut behind a closed door for a number of minutes as a punishment for misbehaving. It also showed children playing outside with materials from a nearby building site.
Little Harvard received the sum of €433,000 in State funding in 2011-12, with a further €463,000 paid out towards the running of those facilities in 2012-2013. It also charges fees (details here) http://littleharvard.ie/pricing/
Little Harvard has other crèches in Leixlip, Rathfarnham, Bray and Blanchardstown. It is run by Little Harvard Childcare Limited, whose shareholders and directors are Regina McGovern and James Hargrave. The Little Harvard in Rathnew, Co Wicklow. Little Harvard Childcare Ltd had accumulated profits of €324,194 at the end of 2010, according to abridged accounts for that year. At the end of the previous year the figure was €19,987. No actual profit figure for the year is given in the accounts.
In a statement made pre-programme, Little Harvard Creche said it was disappointed that the footage focused on “isolated incidents” and did not reflect the commitment, care and love provided by staff to the children every day. A spokesperson said Little Harvard is investigating the incidents and taking all steps necessary to ensure that shortcomings are not repeated.
Footage of Links creche in Malahide shows children being cursed at by care workers. A child who will not go to sleep has his mattress taken away. At one point one staff member says to another “Don’t be afraid to be tough with them.. cos you have to be… cos they’re all little bullies”
This is immediately followed by footage showing a baby who will not go to sleep being picked up roughly and slammed back down into the mattress, apparently in an attempt to get it to sleep, while the song ‘Twinkle Twinkle Little Star’ plays in the background.
Links is run by a company Links Childcare and Montessori Ltd, founded almost a decade ago by Deirdre Kelly. It operates ten creches in Dublin. Its directors and shareholders are all members of the Kelly family, who are also directors of P Kelly Delicatessen Ltd and P Kelly Motors Ltd.
Links was paid €329,000 under the pre-school scheme in 2011-12, and €353,000 in 2012-13. It also charges fees but there is no pricing on its website, which also states that Links provides the additional features of spanish, speech and drama classes and hip-hop.
The Links website states:
“Deirdre Kelly has always been hands on ensuring high quality and early years’ education…Parents value her opinion and she is known affectionately as Dublin’s answer to Supernanny because of her advice and tips ranging from discipline, eating habits, toilet training, education, routines and health right down to advising parents on the best available nappy rash cream! (a well-kept secret).”
A statement on behalf of Links was issued pre-programme by Stephen O’Byrne of MKC Communications, a political lobbying public affairs firm and a board member of the Irish Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children. Links has accused the programme of “putting the interests of RTE in priority to the health and welfare of the children involved”. A complaint has been made by Links to the Gardai that RTE obtained information by deceit, trespassed on the creche, and breached the data Protection Act.
Previously: The Prime Time Creche Sting: A Parent Writes
(Sam Boal/Photocall Ireland)
Google Earth images are compiled from different datasets of satellite imagery taken months, perhaps years apart. Sometimes the process of stiching the smaller images together includes anomalies such as differences in the appearance of the terrain during different seasons.
In his ‘Juxtapose‘ project, artist Daniel Schwartz compiles tasty examples of this split screen exotica.