Atticus writes:
Inspiration for the new €5 watermark?
Out of storage after three years, slightly discoloured from age (which quite suits it) and on view at the newly-refurbished Ballyfermot Library, Ballyfermot Road, Dublin.
They’ve even got little LEGO brown envelopes.
Aw.
(Thanks Paul Fusco)

A cleric who accidentally showed gay porn to parents of schoolchildren in the North has been appointed parish priest of Clogherhead. The appointment, which was made without any warning to parishioners, has brought complaints from angry parents in the Co Louth village. It is nearly a year since Fr Martin McVeigh decided to take a sabbatical after the images flashed up on a screen as he made a presentation to the parents of children preparing for confession in advance of their First Holy Communion.
Wonder where he was sent for his prayer and penance?
Anger as gay porn incident cleric is made parish priest (Elaine Keogh, Sunday Independent)
Statement by Very Reverend Martin McVeigh (Armagh Diocese, 2012)
Previously: The Story That Keeps On Giving
Independent TD Mick Wallace, above, spoke to Pat Kenny earlier this morning about claims made by Justice Minister Alan Shatter that Mr Wallace had been on his mobile phone when he was stopped and advised by Gardaí that he could receive a fixed ticket charge and penalty points, before being warned not to do it again.
Mr Wallace told Mr Kenny he was shocked and thrown by the claims.
He said he genuinely couldn’t recall the incident and even thought Mr Shatter had made it up.
He said he then got a text from a journalist on Saturday, in which he was asked:
“Were you stopped and warned at the Five Lamps on the North Circular Road?”
He told Pat he then did eventually recall an incident involving the Gardai but he was neither stopped nor warned:
Mick Wallace: “I was parked at the lights and a Garda vehicle came up beside me. And I was on the phone…which I know, I was wrong, I shouldn’t have been on it. The guard..I rolled down the window, the guard rolled down his window. There was two guards there. And I said ‘oh’, I just had my hand up and they said ‘it’s OK’. And, left it at that. And we just, we made small talk after for maybe about 15/20 seconds and the lights went green and I drove on straight and they pulled out. The guards were friendly.”
Pat Kenny: “And did you apologise to them at the time, when you rolled down the windows ‘sorry, guard, I’m on the phone here.”
Wallace: “Yes, I would have done, I stopped being on the phone and I said ‘look, sorry guard’. And they said ‘it’s OK’. And we went on to talk about something else.”
Alan Shatter is to speak – possibly creepily – about all of this at midday.
What could that strange non-iPhone app be? vine.co/v/bEYvt2hYpdM
— Karl Monaghan (@karlmonaghan) May 18, 2013
What Karl was doing rather than playing in the sun over the weekend.
A new kind of politics, they swore.
“More than €700,000 has been paid out in overtime to ministerial staff such as personal assistants and secretaries since the Coalition was formed in March 2011, new figures reveal.”
“Two staff employed by Minister for Agriculture Simon Coveney (top) earned overtime payments of more than €43,000 between them since the Government came to power just over two years ago, the figures provided in response to parliamentary questions show.”
“Mr Coveney’s press and political adviser received overtime payments of €26,109.81 in that period, while his personal secretary received €17,489.36.”
Ministerial staff earn €700,000 in overtime in two years (Irish Times)
Previously:There Are Simply No Words
Laura Hutton/Photocall Ireland
Man sells old Polo.
With elaborate dance choon.
Fair play, in fairness.
Outside the Youth Defence/Life Institute headquarters in Capel Street, Dublin.
Across the road from The Black Sheep.
Waffle Waitress writes:
Youth Defence are stocking up. The scamps! Expect a nauseating campaign poster on a lamppost near YOU soon!
Previously: Poster Boy BUSTED

A unique Fraction Calculator, invented by a 12-year-old Dublin girl and her dad, has been named as Amazon’s Free App of the Day in both Europe and the United States.
Isabel Hughes says she came up with the idea for while doing her mathematics homework after school with her father Aidan a former programmer with Microsoft whose company develops apps.
Calculator Plus is now the number-one rated app worldwide on Amazon’s Android App Store.
Twelve.
Fraction Calculator Plus (Amazon Android App Store)
Dublin girl, 12, develops chart-topping Android app (Irish Examiner)




An oil-laundering plant discovered by revenue officials on Friday in an industrial estate in the Ballycoolin area of Blanchardstown.
The ‘factory’ apparently had a capacity to launder over 2.5 million litres of fuel and is the first such find in Dublin.
According to Revenue the plant used the “relatively unsophisticated method of fuel laundering which involves filtering the fuel through cat litter”.
(Photocall Ireland)