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[A screengrab from the Fine Gael website last night]
Fine Gael’s website published has published a piece by Patrick O’Donovan, a Fine Gael TD on the Communications Committee, about the future…
Robert Synnott writes:
Go read it; it’s really quite an amazing piece. I believe it’s supposed to be about the Silk Road, a seller of illegal materials, largely drugs, on the Tor network, and possibly also about Freedom Hosting, also on the Tor network and formerly one of the world’s larger distributors of child porn. It could even be about Tor itself.
The reason for my uncertainty is that it is utterly incoherent. It talks about open-source browsers, and “replacement” open-source browsers quickly appearing to continue the illegal trade. But this is nonsensical. The only non-open-source browser in common use today is the much-in-decline Internet Explorer; while Chrome and Safari are technically closed source, they are substantially open source. Firefox is entirely open source. And there’s nothing illegal about open source browsers. I can only imagine that by “open source browsers” he means “Tor network sites”.
Don’t get me wrong; I’m all for the recent shutdown of the Silk Road and Freedom Hosting. Freedom Hosting was indeed a big child porn distributor, and Silk Road’s operator was a very nasty piece of work.
I’m not even worried that the government will make bad legislation off the back of this. When it comes to it, the government will not be banning Google’s browser on the say-so of an obscure TD.
My issue is more the amazing carelessness. It would have taken O’Donovan five minutes of reading Wikipedia to, if not have a clear picture of what was going on, at least know better than to write what he did. The computer-machines seem to be a strange focal point of governmental cluelessness; while TDs writing on other subjects are hardly perfect, you’re not going to get James Reilly writing a piece advocating the use of radium to cure The Humours, or something, nor will you find Alan Shatter extolling the virtues of the Freeman on the Land philosophy. This isn’t the first time, though, that a TD has spouted complete nonsense about computers.
It makes it all the worse that O’Donovan is on the Communications Committee. You’d expect he could at least put in a little effort on what his job is supposed to be. I don’t really expect him to know this stuff, though it’d be a nice bonus, but you’d think he could look up what the words mean. I mean, what are we paying him for? Is this all a backbencher does, write nonsensical letters about something they half-remember from a tabloid?
It’s also, of course, embarrassing; you can’t really go on about the Knowledge Economy on the one hand and do this sort of thing on the other. Not really good enough, Fine Gael.
Yikes.
The government’s IT credibility problem (Robert Synnott)
Previously: Fidema: The Frape Tape
Filmmaker Chris Cairns’ innovative commercial for Shwartz Flavour Shots featuring the combined talents of musician MJ Cole and pyrotechnician Paul Mann, whose explosions inside bags of peppercorns, cardamom, turmeric, paprika, cumin seeds, ginger, chilli and coriander are synched to the music.


Endangered Bodies Ireland tweetz:
…spread the word and let @itunes know that it’s not ok to market plastic surgery games to kids…
No, really…
Plastic Surgery & Plastic Doctor & Plastic Hospital Office for Barbie Version (iTunes)
Race Yourself is a new VR app for Google Glass that records your previous efforts at running, cycling, skiing or whatnot, then plays them back as you attempt to best your previous records.
Alternatively, you can flee from zombies or giant boulders. Which is also nice.
Simon Schoar has lovingly crafted this wonderful standalone Floppy Disk Jukebox.
Housed in a machined black aluminium rail are 8 drives modified with LEDs.
These play MIDIs provided from a SD card reader, allowing the unit to act as a proper jukebox.
He’s even provided details on how to build your own should you have enough floppy drives lying about in your ‘man’ drawer.
His version of the Tetris theme certainly beats out a pair of drives, to be fair.
The Most Beautiful Floppy Disk Jukebox Ever
Thanks Ewok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz6KvO-Gvcc
Electronics giant Samsung’s vision of a future where everyone is connected via interactive displays.
Debuted at a recent investor conference, this rather idealistic promo showcases a day in the life of a tech-linked Korean family.
Coffee cup interface. Now that’s the future right there.
You may notice a bit of a difference in how Broadsheet looks today. I’ve finally stopped scratching myself and have updated to the latest and greatest version of WordPress and also have gone for slightly newer look.
It’s not so different from the previous look so you shouldn’t be frightened off by it.
There are two big improvement for our readers. The first is that the images will now only load when needed (which should result in a faster page load for you). Secondly, the theme we are using is properly responsive so should look much better on what ever mobile device you’re using.
You’ll also see at the bottom of a post some similar posts listed out in case you’d like to read more of our waffle.
For those that are interested, the version of WordPress we use with the associated plugins is available on GitHub. There’s nothing really out of the ordinary in the code but it’s there if you want to have a poke.
If you come across any issues, let me know in the comments.
Update: Hey folks, we’re aware there’s an issue with the apps at the moment displaying images and hopefully I’ll have it resolved in the morning.
Update 2: The apps should be working again.
Update 3: If you are really, really annoyed with the lazy loading of images you can turn it of for the browser you are using by visiting this page: https://www.broadsheet.ie/nocache.php.
Update 4: I’ve tweaked the lazy loader so it should only be noticable if you scroll really quickly though the front page. It basically will load the next screen worth of images as you move through the site.
Creepy Jack
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8nJKWJTsUg
Samsung’s smug ‘n’ sinister new ad for the Galaxy Gear wristwatch phone.
*shudder*








