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Any excuse

By Mick Flavin

Meanwhile…

There are some who accuse the Taoiseach of lying about such matters. I have absolutely no doubt he has not lied. To accuse Mr Kenny of lies is to misjudge the seriousness of the problem.

When he told us some months ago that workers contacted him to ask why they had a little more in their wage packets, we knew it wasn’t true. If you’ve a question about your wages, you don’t ring the Taoiseach, you ring Brenda in Accounts.

Later, he might have got away with his man-with-two-pints story, if he hadn’t repeated it a few weeks later, as though precisely the same thing had happened again.

He boasted about telling Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras how to fix his economy – telling him the Irish Government imposed no income tax, Vat or PRSI increases. Of course, this was nonsense. The Taoiseach was saying things that weren’t true, his explanation for this was threadbare – but it all got glossed over.

There is always something real at the centre of these yarns. Then, Enda elaborates, exaggerates, makes up little scenes, adds detail and dialogue, and in no time, he appears to believe his own fantasies.

Eh, folks, we need to talk, yet again, about Enda (Gene Kerrigan, Sunday Independent)

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Saturday night.

Parnell Park, Dublin

Luke Brennan writes:

Cuala [Dalkey, Co Dublin-based GAA club] won the first Dublin Senior Hurling Championship [ following a 3-14 to 13 points win over Saint Judes] …since 1994.

Twenty one years.

Fair play, in fairness.

Cuala GAA (Facebook)

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In wartime you have to beware,
Of a general with groomed facial hair,
While defending states’ rights,
You’ll have him in your sights,
But he’ll win. And it just won’t seem fair.

John Moynes

(MentalFloss)

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Last night.

Seamus O’Reilly writes:

Too late for halloween costumes? My good pal Hugh Cooney helped me fabricate this rather natty ‘Avant Garda’ costume for a gig this weekend in London, featuring a Dali-inspired lobster walkie talkie. I eventually got very good at explaining what a Garda is to otherwise suitably impressed revellers all evening….Vine here

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A new Canvaz.

Unknown location, Dublin this afternoon.

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Last night.

Sugar Club, Leeson Street, Dublin

From left: twins Rachel and Jess and James as The Shining and unidentified Bono/Roy Orbison lookalike (far left).

Thanks Ronanberg

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‘sup?

Alan writes:

My husband Declan made ‘Agatha’ to greet the trick or treaters with a little Halloween spirit…

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Tonight.

Sallynoggin, Co Dublin.

Thanks PropMeUP

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‘sup?

Paul Morrin writes:

My tribute to [surreal Spanish cartoonist] Joan Cornelià…

 

 

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