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A crate of The White Hag Brewery’s controversial new ‘Fleadh Ale’ (unveiled to celebrate its omission from the Sligo Fleadh) was on offer.

We asked: why do you need this beer?

You answered in your tens.

Runners up

“I need these beers to soak up the tears That were caused by the crap I’ve been drinking for years.” (Jon)

“So, to put it briefly, several years ago, following a trip to the doctors I was told that I was hops deficient. It’s a rare disorder but one that can be cured with regular injections of ales, IPA’s and the like. Most of the time I’m fine but usually around 4:45pm on a Thursday the first terrible signs of my deficiency start to rear their ugly heads. This can result in sweating, irritability, loss of speech, twitching and panicked, longing looks at the office clock.So please, give all you can. Thank you.” (The Fat Lad)

“I need this beer because I love beers from great little local breweries. I also gave the VFI [Vintners’ Federation of Ireland] socks on twitter because of their narrow mindedness when it came to your application. But most of all, with a 4 year old and a 8 month old, I haven’t had a holiday yet this year. This beer will go a long way to feeling like I’m on holidays in the west while the waves of “daddy, daddy” and “bwah, bwah” wash over me like those on Strandhill. (MisterMister)

I need to this beer because i need to be convinced that not all craft beer tastes like ass. (Therapist)

I need this beer because even as a fellow west of Ireland man I am convinced nothing good has come out of Sligo in years. This could change all that. (Séan C)

I need this beer because I regularly host poker nights in my gaff and have been looking for a way to thank my guests for giving me their lovely tenners every third Friday. We’re all beer drinkers but some of them barley venture away from the better known brands so I would hops that bringing these lovely looking things to the table would broaden both their horizons and, I’m thinking long term here, The White Hag’s bank account. (Mickeyfex)

Winner:

I need this beer because my absolutely beer nuts future brother in law is coming over for my wedding in September and I need as fully stocked supply of Irish craft beers that I can lay my hands to impress him with. Also beer. (Brian Clarke)

UPDATE: An extra CRATE goes to this call for craft beer gender equality….

I need this beer because a think a limited edition hangover mightn’t be as bad as an normal hangover.I need this beer because it’ll make you sexy. :)I need this beer because I got 99 problems and beer solves all of um. I need this beer because I don’t think enough wimmins appreciate craft beer and I think I might appreciate it. (Anne)

Thanks all.

Previously: Now That’s Crafty

The White Hag Brewery

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The first edition of the Daily Telegraph (top) and the updated edition (below).

By George, I think they nearly got away with it.

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Someone has sent out a fake but official-looking press release [above] trying to drag Intel into the Israeli/Gaza conflict. “It’s a hoax,” Intel spokesperson Chuck Mulloy told [Business Insider]
Intel is being targeted because it’s a huge employer in Israel and is in the process of building a $6 billion facility there.

There’s A Horrible Hoax Involving Intel And The Israeli/Gaza Conflict Going Around (Business Insider)

(H/Ts: Gerard Murphy/Cian Byrne)

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N writes:

My mother received this letter from the Oncology Department in Cork [South Infirmary Victoria University Hospital] during her chemotherapy session yesterday. The letter informed patients that the on-call telephone line for patients has been cut due to inadequate staffing members. The patients were advised to attend A&E if they so required. This line is imperative as chemotherapy patients are at risk of an allergic reaction to their treatment. This happened to my own mother on one occasion. By asking patients to go to A&E they are increasing the risk of contracting an infection as chemotherapy seriously damages your immune system. The letter also says that patients should be able to explain their chemotherapy to staff in A&E. If you are having a severe allergic reaction it would be nearly impossible to explain your treatment. This is a disgraceful cut to most vulnerable in society, cancer patients.

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According to Re/Code, Apple will reveal the new iPhone 6 (with A8 processors, an upgraded OIS camera and a choice of 12cm [4.7in] or 14cm [5.5in] displays, as mocked up alongside the smaller 1Phone5 above) at a special event on the 9th of September. The new generation phones will probably be available 10 days later.

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(Image: MacRumors)

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