joan burton

{Monday’s Irish Times]

Philip O’Connor writes:

The latest Irish Times piece backing up Joan Burton and her soft-focus attempt to come across as some sort of benign Irish Thatcher as she cracks down on “welfare tourism” is breathless in its promise, giving us a statistic that “one case has been detected every four days.”

It then goes on to produce Burton’s most fantastic, and transparently made-up, claim.

Welfare inspectors at ports and airports discovered 122 cases in the past 18 months, saving the State €1.35m as a result, Minister for Social Protection Joan Burton said.

Firstly, “discovering” one case every four days is entirely irrelevant, as you’ll soon find out. And the €1.35 million in savings is based on “estimates (of) future payments the welfare recipients would have received if they were not detected,” according to the Department.

That is to say – in Anglo parlance – that the Department “pulled the figure out of their arse.” They stuck their finger in the air and put 122 cases together, and came up with €1.35 million out of nowhere.

By this point most readers would have headed on over to theJournal.ie to engage in a flurry of comments about ne’er-do-wells too lazy to work.

A shame, because if they read further they’d discover that the 122 cases led to a whopping FIVE prosecutions.

And the concrete, non-pulled-out-of-the-arse figure for money recovered by the state? €54,000, or an average of around €11,000, give or take a claimable ministerial expense.

That can hardly be a sum Burton considers huge, given that she pays her “special adviser” €35,796 (or the tangible equivalent of three fraudulent social welfare claims) as a top-up to the €92,000 they are supposedly restricted to.

There is a widespread belief, fostered by successive governments, that Ireland’s real enemies are the handful of crooks (and the fact that there have been only five prosecutions shows it’s truly a handful) that check in, sign on and fly out. Those doing the real damage are those who fly into Ireland with a laptop bag, not a holdall.

Philip O’Connor

Welfare tourism a one-way ticket for a go on the spin machine (Philip O’Connor, OurManInStockholm)

jumper

Day 2 of our deadly-ish Deadly Christmas Jumper giveaway worth €40.

Deadly Christmas Jumpers are based at 16 Nassau Street, Dublin and produce a wide and varied range of humorous and ironic traditional Xmas knitwear.

To win today’s sweater (above), please complete this sentence

Give me the deadly Christmas jumper as my gift giving ratio this year will be_____[example 3:2]

Lines close at 5.15pm  5.45pm

Deadly Christmas Jumpers

Thanks Gemma

Winner update:

Condor: Give me the deadly Christmas jumper as my gift giving ratio this year will be 3:16 for God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son a pair of socks.

Thanks all.

Another jumper giveaway tomorrow at 4pm.

90322956

Really?

No really?

Garda Commissioner Martin Callinan responding today to The Smithwick Tribunal findings of Garda collusion with the IRA in the death of two RUC officers in 1989.

Really?

Via Fergal O’Brien Today FM

Update:

Earlier: “There Was No Way They Were Going To Get Back”

 

billy

 

“Well you know I find it very rich that an American would tell us to think about a new fleg flag how they actually bow down to their flag. You know, from my point of view, you know, the Union Jack is the national flag of the country. I am British and I live in Britain. So, I don’t want to see a new flag or do I want to even be involved in trying to create one.”

Oh.

Current PUP leader and former UVF member Billy Hutchinson with Noel Thompson on BBC One’s Spotlight last night.

Broadsheet.ie