Grand stretch, in fairness.

Bono and The Edge on the Late Late Show Busk for Simon special on RTÉ 1 last Friday night

kevin Higgins writes:

I am rededicating this poem to the crawlers and sycophants who (without so much as a critical whisper) joined tax avoiding multimillionaire (and supporter of the political and economic status quo) Bono on last Friday’s Late Late Show Busk for Simon. Shane MacGowan is given special dispensation as he probably thought Bono was Engelbert Humperdinck.

My Wishes For You

That your son at Trinity College
may graduate
to become a rogue gynaecologist.
That his brother, the paediatrician,
be suspended without pay.
That your husband be caught
selling wheelchairs that don’t work
live on national radio. And the day

you discover all of the above, may
the traffic wardens, every one of them,
be East Galway Gestapo. May you lose
your winning ticket,
and the gun not go off
when it’s supposed to.

May your reflux be acid
and your bowel be cranky.
May your water forever be cloudy
and the pharmacy be shut.
May the funeral parlour
refuse you,

and the lies you told haunt you
long after the cat
has made a litter tray of your ashes.

Kevin Higgins

Pic: RTÉ

It’s the only way to be sure.

German educational design studio Kurzgesagt answers the single most salient question of our time:

Could the moon be destroyed, showering the earth in a rain of meteoric death?

Previously: Upload Your Mind

Yesterday’s Sunday Times

Langreshigodown tweetz:

Very interesting piece of investigative journalism…,will RTÉ News be mentioning it?

Anyone?

Questions must be asked about whether Irish racing takes doping seriously (David Walsh, Sunday Times)

Pic: Adobestock

Ruairí McKiernan, host of the Love and Courage Podcast

Got the winter blues?

Don’t despair.

The programme of events for January’s First Fortnight Mental Health Art & Culture Festival 2021 has dropped.

Among many highlights is A Community Conversation About Hope In A Time Of Upheaval.

To quote the programme notes:

“It’s a time of great change and huge uncertainty. From the pandemic to politics, there’s lots happening and often not enough space for us to step back, reflect, and join others in meaningful conversation.

What has the past year taught you? What does the future hold? What are your hopes and dreams for ourselves and for our country and planet?

You’re invited to join us for an evening of inspiration, reflection, and connection through a community conversation that welcomes participants from all walks of life. The evening will be hosted by Ruairí McKiernan, host of the chart-topping Love and Courage Podcast and author of the acclaimed bestselling book Hitching for Hope – A Journey into the Heart and Soul of Ireland.”

Nick says: It’s good to talk.

First Fortnight Festival 2021

This morning.

Dublin Airport.

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