Hirsutes you, madam.
From the Freaking News ‘hairy women’ photoshop challenge.

Mr Incredibeard (aka Isaiah Webb) – facial hair sculptor extraordinaire.
He’s been at this since September 2012.
Previously: Beard Of Weird
I can confirm reports that Roy Keane’s beard is no more.
— George Caulkin (@CaulkinTheTimes) October 10, 2014
MOAR as we get it.
Pic via Sean
Great bit of #marketing in Liam Ruiseal's window in #Cork #Roy #book pic.twitter.com/eJwlKBa5Et
— Maurice Gubbins (@MauriceGubbins) October 10, 2014
Ah here.
Previously: Roddy Danger Field
America’s Finest News Source reports:
If you hear the telltale crunch of a hipster’s discarded beard under your feet, don’t worry: experts say the hirsute young men are just making room to grow even larger, more ironic beards.

A new ad campaign by Y&R New Zealand for razor company Schick – the aim being to encourage the hipster about town to shave before their facial hair becomes ‘beastly’.
Fail. We want a ferret beard this minute.
According to the ‘creatives’:
…several test comps were done initially to explore the size, type, color & position of the animal. we settled on a mixture of ferrets for the limbs, face & tail & rabbits for the softer fuller fur of the body. our menagerie consisted of 6 ferrets & 9 rabbits, all various colors….the rabbits were the best looking of the bunch although the ferrets had all the personality & a rather… unique… smell about them.’
Here’s how they composed the images.
Zach Bainter’s 2012 documentary short about World Beard And Moustache champion and Facial Hair Handbook cover model – Jack ‘just a normal guy with a big beard’ Passion –
…a man who has defied social convention and become an ambassador for the sport of competitive beard growing. Through good times and bad, he has pushed on to become the two time world beard champion. He shares this inspirational story with us and guides us through his world in a 7 minute narrative doc. He considers what his world has become due to his beard and contemplates the thought of a world without, much like that of the story of Samson and Delilah, he too faces the conflict of losing all he has become with just the cut of his hair.
Yes. That episode of Black Books.

A mere whisker of the hirsute delights of Pierce and Stacy Thiot;’s Tumblr Will It Beard?, wherein objects (many suggested by readers and aficionados) are inserted into Pierre’s beard.
The Philips Beardtrimmer 9000 – waterproof, laser-guided beard topiary for about €72.
You’ll nee-ever have to shave again.
Because you’ll have cauterised your retinas.