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Ooh, get you.

Would you like to treat them to a slap-up steak supper THIS Saturday?

Read on.

Catherine Keogh writes:

“Sober Lane, a well known establishment in Cork, has opened their Dublin venture in what was JJ Clarke’s pub on the Irishtown Road, Dublin 4. The Supper Club is their newest food offering, (they are already serving tasty bar food and weekend Brunch) and promises to deliver a delicious belly-filling 3-course meal – a steak dinner – without breaking the bank, that you can come down for on any day of the week.. It will run nightly from 6pm – 9pm, in the dining area in Sober Lane D4.  The 3-course set menu for €20 comprises: Starter, Steak with salad, potato side and a sauce; followed by a choice of dessert pot (vegetarian option is available) Full bar and carafes of wine are available.”

Nom.

To enter for a chance to win dinner for SIX at Sober Lane D4 this Saturday simply complete this sentence.

‘My top three ‘fantasy’ Irish Supper guests are_______________,______________and _____________________’

Lines MUST close at 6pm 6.45pm

Sober Lane D4 (Facebook)

spud

‘sup?

Last week on National Potato Day we asked YOU: name your favourite potato-based recipe?

A spud-packed dinner for FOUR at the Boxty House, Temple Bar, Dublin was on offer courtesy of An Biord Bia.

You answered in your dozens.

Runners up:

Aisling: “Grease a large oven-proof dish with butter and crush some garlic and spread it around the bottom of the dish.
 Layer thinly sliced potatoes, seasoning with salt and pepper, and generously sprinkling with grated cheese between each layer. When you have reached the top of the dish (maybe 4 or 5 layers), cover the top layer with grated cheese. Whisk together 1/2 pint of milk and 1/2 pint of double cream, and pour evenly over the potatoes. Stick it in a pre-heated oven at 180C and bake for approx 1 hour. Cheesey potato deliciousness is now yours to enjoy! Delicious with any meal, but is a must with a Sunday Roast or Christmas Dinner!”

Goosey Lucey: “My favourite potato- based recipe involves making tortilla using sliced par- boiled potatoes, any veggies, meat, a dollop of eggs and a good heap of cheddar.
 Clears the fridge out and tastes great! Great cold too yum!”

Scooperman: “My favourite potato-based recipe involves rooster potatoes. Half, cut nice and thin, cooked in non-stick tray with small bit of oil in the oven at 180 for about 15mins. Other half mashed with butter, cream, salt and pepper. Giant mushrooms, garlic and onions sliced up really small fried with butter. Glass of white wine in on top, reduce, add lemon juice, take off heat, add cream. Striploin steak seasoned and cooked medium. Champion. (Left over mash turned into potato salad next day with mayo, lemon and loads of black pepper).”

Disasta: “Remove the potato from skin and mash with real butter salt and pepper (cream too if you want coronary pleasure).
 On a pan cook some onion, garlic and ham (good chunks of ham, not sliced stuff) in butter.
 Towards the end add in the mashed potato you removed from the skin and some blue cheese to the pan.
 Mix this together on the pan and put back into the potato skin. 
Top with grated cheddar cheese and put in the oven for a bit. Remove from oven and pile into face.”

Aida: “My favourite potato based recipe involves my mother’s typically slapdash approach to family mealtimes: Kerr Pinks – ‘loads’ (probably about like 12 if they’re of decent size)
 Kerrygold butter (none of that vegetable oil low salt shite)
 and proper cream. Boil the utter bejaysus out of the spuds while they’re still in their jackets. Once boiled, peel the supds while burning your fingers and cursing the potatoes for being too hot (while refusing to wait until they’re cool). Add the soft, flaky balls of fluffy deliciousness back into the (drained) saucepan. I’m not exaggerating when I say you want about 60/40 spuds to butter (okay, maybe a bit but seriously, add loads of butter).
 Mash the backside out of the spuds, add a bit of cream (like half a pint). If you must, add a bit of salt to taste. Any of this high-falutin wasabi or scallion and chedder nonsense will not be entertained.”

Andrus Met: “My favourite potato-based recipe involves hot ash. (Ash-baked potatoes). Once the fire is burned down, put the unpeeled potatoes in the ash. Simple.”

WINNER:

Alfred E Neumann: “This won’t win, but I offer it as a service to the hungover and the young. Fry up some lumps of black and white pudding, chopped sausages and rashers, and mushrooms. Mix in with two cans of beans, and put them in an oven dish. Spread cold mashed potato on top. Press the end of a pint glass twice into the top half to make two round indentations like eyes. Put an oiled half tomato for a nose, and a sausage for a smile. Crack two eggs into the eyeholes and cook for twenty minutes in a hot oven. This is called Shepherd’s Fry. It is a triple boon to the hungover. It’s easy to cook, it’s good recovery food, and it smiles reassuringly at you. Kids also love it.”

Previously: Do You Love Potatoes?

Pic: DoodleMouseDesigns

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Genius Footwear mogul Jason Kavanagh (centre) with Alex (left) and Rob of Missing Andy.

A pair of shoes/boots from Genius, Exchequer Street, Dublin (worth up to €120) was up for ‘grabs’ to the wittiest caption to accompany the above image.

You answered in your dozens.

Runners up

Dav: “Does it come in a 12?”

G_A: “The moustache wax hardened, the two men took hold and with the power of denim and leather, proceeded to lift the bearded messiah up off the ground. Then the sky bled and the seas boiled.”

qwerty: “Elaborate canine smuggling attempt foiled – the dog has been returned to its overjoyed owner.”

nevan: “So moustache pulling has no affect on you, eh? Then it’s time for the finger! Now tell me, WHERE DID YOU HIDE MY PENNY FARTHING??”

Mark: “I saw my Granny tune in a radio once, I’m pretty sure this is what you do”

Mick Flavin: “You know how to whistle, don’t you Jason? You just get two blokes to draw aside your ridiculous moustache, and blow.”

Mike Dublin: “I mustache to Genius for my new shoes.”

Ahjayziz: “The pubic lice. They’ve adapted.”

And the winner…

bertie blenkinsop: “So George Clooney’s bride isn’t the only beard to hit the headlines this week…”

Thanks all

Yesterday: Win His Shoes

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L-r: Rob Jones (Missing Andy), Jason Kavanagh (Genius Footwear) and Alex Greaves (Missing Andy) at the Genius Footwear first birthday ‘hooley’.

Or boots.

Barry writes:

“Last week Genius in Exchequer St, Dublin celebrated their first birthday. They had a hooley in the shop and a UK band called Missing Andy played and we all had a great time.
Anyway, enough of what I did last Thursday, here’s the pitch. We have a pair of Base London shoes or boots to giveaway. They are priced from about €110 to €140 and the winner can pick any shoes or boots that they like!! The best caption for the photo above wins the shoes/boots…”

Lines stay open until Midnight.

Genius

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Would you like a YEAR long membership to the Bewley’s Coffee Project?

The Bewley’s Coffee WHAT!?

“A new service for coffee lovers who will receive 12 boxes containing one unique coffee a month….”

SPLUTTER!

“Bewley’s master roaster will select exceptional coffees and hand-roast them to perfection before delivering them straight to your door. In each delivery you’ll find everything you need to help your understand the world of speciality coffee, from different origins to brew methods….”

Gulp.

“We select our coffee based on seasonality, great stories, and uniqueness. We then hand roast it to bring out its individual flavours and nuances. Each coffee you receive has been carefully chosen to bring you on a journey through the world of coffee….”

Oh, go on then.

To enter, please complete this sentence:

Please give a year of Bewley’s Coffee Project to [name of coffee-loving friend/relative here] who deserves it because_____________________________”

Lines MUST close at 4.45pm 5pm.

*jitter*

Bewley’s Coffee Project

UPDATE: The winner:
“Please give a year of Bewley’s Coffee Project to my girlfriend because she works herself into the GROUND but still hasn’t got a BEAN to spend on anything other than generic supermarket coffee. Their coffee is weak and makes her LATTE for work sometimes, which is causing problems with her boss, a smug AMERICANO who thinks that the working day should be 16 hours long with no breaks. He has ESPRESSO’d his dissatisfaction with her timekeeping and if he sacks her, we can’t afford a BARRISTA to defend her case in court. Seriously though, she’s brilliant, and she loves good coffee and this would make her year.” (Custo)

Thanks all.

brady

Starts with your ham.

But how do YOU make yours?

Aislinn writes:

“Brady Family celebrates the ever-growing success of its finest quality traditional ham, with an engaging and informative short film (above) that goes behind the scenes at the Brady Family home in Timahoe, Co. Kildare, where the family favourite has been produced since 1978. This video tells the story of Real ham, and how the traditional process sets Brady Family ham apart from the rest; through flavour, texture and shape….

“We have a Brady Family Hamper and a €150 Blue Book Voucher to give away to a broadsheet reader who can complete this sentence: ”My perfect ham sandwich would consist of______________________”

Lines MUST close at 2.30pm 3.15pm

(Entrants may include an accompanying beverage)

Brady Family

Brady Family Ham (Facebook)

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Pat Whelan of James Whelan Butchers

Why yes.

Well come and have a go if you think you’re lard enough.

Sinead writes:

“We have a €100 hamper from James Whelans Butchers – delivered free anywhere in Ireland – to celebrate the amazing success of James Whelan’s Butcher’s ‘Beef Dripping’ – awarded a 3 star Great Taste Award, and just announced as a Top 50 Food – out of over 10,000 entries!
Praised by the Great Taste judges as “an absolute showstopper” with “tremendous, deep beefy flavours” which “blew us all away”, the Beef Dripping is made from the suet of grass fed Angus and Hereford beef. Rendered down and clarified into a pure fat, James Whelan Butchers Beef Dripping is simply packaged in white wax paper and stays fresh for up to six months, when stored in a cool dark place. The Beef Dripping, priced €3.99, is available now online or from James Whelan Butchers at Clonmel, Tipperary, Avoca Food Market, Monkstown or Avoca, Rathcoole [Co Wicklow].”

Blimey.

To enter just complete this sentence.

Would you ever just send the James Whelan hamper (with prize winning dripping) to [name friend/relative, etc here] because_____________________________

Lines MUST close at 3.45pm 4.30pm 5.30pm

James Whelan Butchers

UPDATE: winning entry: “Would you ever just send the James Whelan hamper (with prize winning dripping) to my wife Lisa trying to find food that all 5 (not a misprint) of our kids like is like negotiating a maze backwards!!” (Stephen Kelly).

Thanks all.

jerseys

You might recall yesterday’s competition with Life Style Sports to win Connacht, Leinster and Munster jerseys.

You entered in your dozens from all corners of the country (except Ulster).

But there could only be three winners.

Munster winner
“I would love to get my hands on the Munster away jersey [top left] not only because I support them but also for what appears to be its practical road safety applications when I go running. I need people to see me coming, from the overhead passing space station!” (Optimus Grime)

Connacht Winner
“I would like to get my hands on a Connacht jersey [top right], particularly this season because cheering for Connacht in a rugby match is akin to cheering for the bad guys in a movie” (Panty Christ)

Leinster Winner
“I would love to get my hands on a Leinster jersey [top centre] particularly this season because firstly, lifelong Leisnster supporter and will be going to both the HCup [Heineken Cup] games over here in London this season, but also because I once saw Jerry Flannery get off at my local tube station (Clapham North) and look all confused, like he’d hopped off at the wrong stop. I was talking to a friend and saw him and became myself all confused and in that moment of confusion for both of us we looked at each other and shared a confusingly weird moment. Long and the short, if I was wearing an Irish jersey maybe Fla may have recognised me as someone  trustworthy, and have asked me for help, we could have struck up a bit of merry ol banter, popped into the local for a pint, became bosom buddies, and maybe I could have got free tickets to a few Arsenel matches, but as it is all I got to do was send him a tweet (which he did respond to in fairness).” (Munkfisht)

Thanks all

Previously: Would You Like A New Rugby Jersey?

Life Style Sports

LSS - Connacht Jersey €65Screen Shot 2014-09-01 at 12.28.00 Life_Style_Logo-940x350From top: Connacht, Leinster and Munster season 2014/15 tops

Will you promise to only wear it at sporting events?

Read on.

Gemma Kenny writes:

Life Style Sports have just announced its title sponsorship of Connacht Rugby in addition to their existing official retail partnerships with both Leinster and Munster Rugby which is great news for rugby fans throughout the country! Life Style sports is committed to offering fans exclusive access to increased rewards and benefits and through these partnerships, additional funds will be raised for re-investment to benefit rugby clubs across Ireland. Season ticket holders can avail of an exclusive 10% discount on purchases of full price product both in store and online. To celebrate we have a Connacht, Leinster and Munster to giveaway to THREE Broadsheet readers.

Just complete this simple sentence: ‘I would love to get my hands on a [name of province] jersey particularly this season because___________________’

Lines MUST close at 1.15pm 1.45pm 2.10pm

Life Style Sports

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYwcYSg2-zE

The National Brown bread Making Competition sponsored by Aldi

Don’t be fooled by the smiles and pleasantries.

This is crumb-strewn domestic drama of the highest quality.

Joanne writes:

“Who says there isn’t pride in baking a brown bread…note the emotions of our 8 finalists who now head to the Aldi tent of the National Ploughing Championships [next month].

To celebrate we have a €100 voucher ( yes ONE HUNDRED EUROS) for Aldi (which you may spend on brown bread or other items at any Aldi store). Just complete this sentence. ‘Irish brown bread is special because_________'”

*ties apron*

Lines MUST close at 2.15pm 2.45pm