Get ready for four legged fun
As Cheltenham’s almost begun
And if you don’t get
A good tip you should bet
That this week no work’s getting done
John Moynes
Cover: Racing Post
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Dog owners took to Westminster, London yesterday to hound UK Prime Minister Theresa May for a new Brexit referendum
Political fans should take note
That tomorrow the MPs will vote
One more time on May’s deal
But deep down I feel
They’ll give her no reason to gloat
John Moynes
Pic: Sky News
UK Attorney General Geoffrey Cox yesterday made a bawdy reference to his role in trying to make changes to the Northern Ireland backstop
Will the Brexit saga ever cease?
Will Britannia soon get her release?
We’re just waiting for Cox
To pull up his socks
And stop talking about his codpiece.
John Moynes
Pic: BBC
Socialist Party TD Paul Murphy suggests a Trotsky-like ‘united front’ against Sinn Féin’s “nationalist, pro-capitalist’ agenda in internal party documents
All clear thinking comrades agree
With the tactics of Leon Trotsky
And if battles are fought
Using critical thought
Then we’ll march to a left victory
John Moynes
Yesterday: Hard To Swallow
The skull of “The Crusader” (above) taken from a crypt in St. Michan’s church, Dublin
The guards have recovered the head
Of someone eight hundred years dead
Which was stolen last week
By a vandalous clique
Who should sleep on a hard Mountjoy bed
John Moynes
This afternoon.
Windy Arbour Luas stop
Rob Loughlin writes:
Revolut App advertising…. we’ve no Greggs, Piers not really relevant here and The Brit Awards for the hat trick…
Earlier: A Limerick A Day
National Dairy Council boss Zoe Kavanagh predicts the vegan trend will only last two to three more years
Some vegans might get a bit mad
To hear that their lifestyle’s a fad
According to these
People who sell us cheese
Are they biased? Well maybe a tad
John Moynes
Pic: NDC
Communications Minister Richard Bruton said a new online watchdog would regulate all video-sharing platforms based in Ireland
If you’ve ever encountered a swine
Who is acting the bully online
The government say
There’s a law on the way
To make IT firms cough up a fine
John Moynes
Rollingnews
Two Northern Ireland fishing boats (above) have been impounded by the Irish Navy at Clogherhead Harbour, County Louth
When looking for fish in the sea
Make sure you’re where you’re meant to be
You may think it’s grand
To stay close to the land
But some chaps with guns may disagree
John Moynes
Pic: BBC
US president Donald Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen testifies against Mr Trump before the House Oversight Committee yesterday
The blue team say “Cohen, let’s go
Speak of Trump, tell us all that you know”
Then the red team all squeal
“Did you get a book deal?”
And repeat. That’s the gist of the show
John Moynes
Pic: Getty
Yesterday: ‘Shame On You’