The Cat Face Massager.
What a time to be alive.
Am I the only person who sees a rabbit giving Ireland a shoulder massage? pic.twitter.com/mUNw8OZs21
— Angry People in Local Newspapers (@angrypiln) February 6, 2020
Stop that.
Only after one thing, that fella.
The Iyashi Octopus Sucker Massage (around €67) is a set of silicone Squidward hands, or, according to the blurb:
…one of the most unique massage tools we’ve seen in Japan. It be turned inside out to massage your feet and hands. Just slide in your hand and let the “octopus” get to work. Or you can keep the suckers on the outside and use it to apply a special quasi-acupuncture suction session to your back, neck or other parts of the body.
Ah here. Steady on.
The Grim Reefer writes:
Spotted in Carrigaline [Co. Cork]. Masseurs are male. That fact might be lost on the clientele.
Ready to accept your kronor now.