httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxadCLtmRQA
Hollywood plunders its past again to give us another chance to marvel at a masked man and his ninja sidekick.
The release was delayed so it could be smeared it with a 3D conversion which will add exactly 110% worth of irratation to our viewing pleasure.
Release Date (Ireland): January 14, 2011.
I’d rather see the Kevin Smith version:
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22PUIWI3p70#t=4m50s
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We are experiencing unexpectedly high traffic from Def Leppard fansites (following yesterday’s Joe Elliot beer launch post).
If you are a fan and you’ve just joined us you’ll be happy to hear.
We’re all about the Lepp.
Fuck yeah.
Feast your eyes on the complete Joe Elliot/ Beer launch Slide-Show.
Fist bump. Horn sign.
(Photocall Ireland)
“I missed Dineen and I’m sort of ‘over’ Seasick Steve so I stayed in the Mindless Tent for most of the weekend.”
“Snap. I slept in one of those Native American tepees”
“Yurt?”
“You bet. They had blow-up futons.”
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-cMub_WlMc&feature=player_embedded#!
It’s a monkey riding a pig backwards.
It’s a monkey.
Riding a pig backwards.
[UPDATE: There’s a song now!]
But you know what?
We’re probably going to vote for you anyway.
We’ve seen you’ve changed.
You’re not snakey or laddery anymore.
You’re thoughtful and cuddly.
We only ask you to consider a slight beard trim.
It’s not the 1870s after all. Lolz.
And, can a man have too much tweed?
Anyway. Get back to us.
Front page of The Sun today.
Roy Keane’s Labrador, Triggs (above) has died.
The one he walked the arse off after Saipan.
The cynical Tweets have begun:
#Scottwilsonecho Big news out of Ireland – Roy Keane’s dog Triggs has died. Suffolk folk asked to watch for man wandering aimlessly with piece of string…
And something for the Liveline editorial meeting:
#sensitivitydeficit Slightly astounded at the psychologist on the John Murray show suggesting losing a pet is like losing a child.
Q. How do you know you’ve really made it in the Twittersphere?
A. When you attract a parody döppelganger.
Step forward Tuna Mullally: official piss-taker of former blog-queen and current Sunday Tribune journalist, Una Mullally.
We love the Una.
Even though her paper hurt our feelings.
Lampoonsies!
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMgyi57s-A4
Phil Davison.
Republican.
Write about THAT New York Times/Wall Street Journal/Forbes, etc., etc.
Hahahahahaha.
He’s Irish on his mother’s side.
Goddamn.
(The inevitable meme)
