Author Archives: Aaron McAllorum

Via University Times:

Next, novices are told to assemble in Botany Bay. In 2018, novices were militaristically lined up in the pouring rain, where they downed alcohol while more senior members of the club paced in front of them, bellowing in their faces and rattling the fences of the tennis courts with the canes and bamboo sticks.

This episode was witnessed by a resident of Botany Bay and a reporter from The University Times.

To demonstrate that they had finished their drink, the novices were told to place their can, upside-down, on their heads.

Botany Bay is also where the whipping with bamboo sticks often begins, according to several of the accounts. On multiple occasions, it has also been the starting point for a sprint, which sees novices – some told to strip to their underwear – run around Dublin city centre until they are told to stop and consume cans of beer.

The last person to finish their can of beer is told to drop and do press-ups.

According to one account, the whipping on the run was so severe in one year that it resulted in lasting bruises and welts.



Whipping, Secrecy and Coercion: Inside Boat Club’s Hazing Culture (Edmund Heaphy and Cormac Watson, University Times)

Pic via Dublin University Boat Club

Thanks Joseph Mulligan

GAME OFF Nantes postpone French Cup clash with Emiliano Sala feared dead in plane crash (The Sun)

Oh my.

This morning

Team Ireland tweetz:

For the first time ever two Irish skaters will compete in the same category at an International Skating Union (ISU) Championships [European Short Track Speed Skating Championships in Dordrecht, Netherlands this weekend] – best of luck Ryan (left) and Sean McAnuff in the Short Track Euros..


Freshly-shorn Ryan (right) and Sean en route to Holland this morning.

An improvement?

YOU must decide.

McAnuff Brothers All Set For Short Track Euros (Olympic Federation of Ireland)

The Portuguese, 55, won the League Cup and the Europa League at Old Trafford.

But United are sixth in the Premier League, 19 points behind leaders Liverpool, who beat them 3-1 on Sunday.

Jose Mourinho: Manchester United sack manager (BBC)

Pic: AFP

Enough to send you potty.

Pot D.

Suit yourselves.

“I was aware there was going to be some story on me but I thought it was going to be me breaking a leg or something like that.

I was home yesterday after my work finished. I was playing some video games. They told me, ‘you’re a celebrity.’

They started sending me all these news articles and mass media. And that’s how I found out I was dead.”

Fernando LaFuente (top) on RTÉ Radio One’s Today with Sean O’Rourke on the faking of his death by his former club Ballybrack FC of the Leinster Senior League.

‘It’s funny for me because I’ve been watching my own death (RTÉ)

Earlier: A Limerick A Day

President Higgins and Robbie Keane during a visit to Aras by the LA Galaxy Football Team in 2015

This morning.

Robbie Keane writes:

Today, after 23 wonderful years, I am formally announcing my retirement as a professional footballer.

From Crumlin United around the world to the likes of Milan, London and Los Angeles, I could never have imagined the path my football life would take. It has exceeded all the hopes I had as a football-mad boy growing up in Dublin.

Leaving home at 15 years of age to pursue my professional career in England seems a lifetime ago now. I was a street footballer full of hope armed with huge ambitions and a determination to succeed. All I needed was that one chance.

I would like to pay a special thanks to Wolverhampton Wanderers for believing in me and giving me that chance when I made my professional debut in 1997, at the age of 17, against Norwich City. I will never forget that day, and was fortunate enough to score both goals in a 2-0 win. That feeling of euphoria drove me to the heights I reached during my career.

From Wolves, my professional career followed a path that took me far and wide, giving my family and I the opportunity to meet and work with so many wonderful people and experience several different countries and cultures.

I have always wanted to test myself and strive to be the best that I could be, so I embraced new challenges be it at Coventry City, Inter Milan, Leeds United and then possibly the most successful period of my club football career with Tottenham Hotspur.

I had the great privilege to represent and captain Tottenham over 238 games.  I had many wonderful times there and I will look back on my days at White Hart Lane with great fondness. The club will always hold a special place in my heart.

There were shorter times spent at Glasgow Celtic and Liverpool, two truly iconic global institutions, and then West Ham United, before Los Angeles became our home away from home. We spent five hugely successful and rewarding years, both on and off the field, with LA Galaxy.

After a spell with Aston Villa, my playing career concluded with an exciting few months with ATK, a club which also gave me my first experience of management.

Playing and captaining my country has been the highlight of my career. I enjoyed every moment of the most incredible journey with the Ireland team over an 18-year period and as I have said many times before, words cannot express how proud I am to be Irish.

  I hope I have made the fans proud wearing the green jersey and armband.

It was always an honour to play for my country. Representing my country in the 2002 FIFA World Cup and two UEFA European Championships Finals are particular memories I will cherish forever.

I would also like to acknowledge the fans. It was always important for me to have a good connection with the fans of the teams I have played with – and their full support was vital to me, on both good and bad days, and was always greatly appreciated.

I would like to thank the teammates I have played with and the managers and staff I have worked with.  I was honoured to work and learn from you all – you were invaluable to my development as a player.

I would also like to thank my agent and advisers Struan Marshall, Ciarán Medlar and Damien O’Donohoe for all your support to me and my family.

Thanks to my parents Anne and my late father Robbie Snr, my brother Graham and sisters Natasha and Amy for everything they have given me and who have always helped me throughout with their absolute support and advice. You can never know how much your love and support has meant.

Finally, I want to thank my wife Claudine and my two sons Robert and Hudson – who are always there for me – for all their love, support and encouragement.

I am so incredibly grateful for all you have done for me since you came into my life, for the many sacrifices you have made so that I could pursue my career.

Your love and inspiration has motivated me every day across each new adventure we have embraced around the world, and I have no doubt there will be many more to come.

I take great pride in having scored 325 goals in 737 club appearances and 68 goals in 146 international appearances for the Republic of Ireland.

But for me, it was about making my family proud and the friendships that this wonderful game has given me. It is difficult to summarise a 23-year career but I feel incredibly lucky to have had the opportunity to do something I love every day.

With the closing of one chapter comes an exciting new adventure. I am incredibly proud, honoured and excited to now be working alongside Mick McCarthy, Terry Connor and the Irish international team over the next number of years.

This is a role I have massive passion, energy and enthusiasm for and I hope to use my experiences to contribute towards a bright future in Irish football.

To all those who believed in me, supported me and picked me up when I needed a hand, you can never know how much that has all meant. It was an honour to represent you.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart.


Thanks Kelli O’Keefe


This afternoon.

School of Physical Sciences, Dublin City University.

Ronan writes:

This poster has been sitting on the wall in @DCUPhysics for long enough it’s got the correct manager again. Or someone around here’s invented a time machine and not told us…

Previously: He’s Coming Home

Andy Farrell (left) will replace Joe Schmidt as irish rugby coach

The New Zealander will be replaced by Ireland’s current defence coach Andy Farrell. Schmidt replaced Declan Kidney as Ireland coach in 2013 and won back-to-back Six Nations titles in 2014 and 2015.

Farrell joined the Ireland set-up in April 2016 as defence coach, having departed the same role with England, where he worked under current Leinster senior coach Stuart Lancaster.

Andy Farrell to replace Schmidt as Ireland coach after 2019 World Cup (RTÉ)

Pic Reuters

Referee Daniel Sweeney

Further to the assault of football referee Daniel Sweeney following a game between Horseleap and Mullingar Town earlier this month…

Newstalk reports:

“Today, the Combined Counties Football League confirmed three [Mullingar Town] players involved in the incident will be banned “from all football activity under the jurisdiction of the FAI for 40 years”.

It means they also can’t coach, manage or be part of a club committee for that period.

A former Mullingar Town player who was “involved as a spectator” has received a life ban from all football activity, having previously been banned from playing for a previous assault.”

Three Mullingar Town players get 40-year football bans for involvement in referee assault (Newstalk)

Previously: Meanwhile, In Offaly