Last night/This morning.

Bob Odenkirk collapses on ‘Better Call Saul’ set (CTV)

Meanwhile…

Slightly Bemused writes:

There is something rather forlorn about seeing a child’s toy abandoned on the green. There is a story behind it, but you can only guess what it might be. It becomes even more forlorn when there is another, at the other end of the driveway. Like an image from an apocalyptic film you kind of expect sounds of wind howling and old newspapers blowing across the grass.

Of course, this was not an apocalypse, and while rain was due we do have two scooters. One has been around for about a week, and the other, while there for a shorter period, has gradually worked its way closer to the heart of the estate.

The image in my head is of two little girls (both are pink, so forgive the gender assumption if wrong) who were out playing on one of the wonderful hot days, and in came the ice cream man. He wanders through the estate on any day where the sun looks like it might make an appearance, and the tinkling tune of his clarion call may just have enticed little ones to drop their scooters and run in the direction of this delight. Like the Pied Piper of the 99. With sprinkles.

I have seen parents run for cover when this van arrives, looking to avoid the need to dig out cash that may not be available. With everything touch or tap these days, who has coins to fill the taste buds of young ones on a hot day?

But why did they not return for their conveyances? I like to think that after the ice cream, having spoiled their dinners, they ended up in bed. Then they awoke the next day to the news that the long awaited holiday to the coast had arrived. Bags were packed, swimsuits dug out, and off they went in search of a sandy beach in Galway, or Cork, or Kerry. Or maybe a forest park with boats in Roscommon. Who knows?

I do know from my own childhood in a caravan around Ireland that there are many wonderful places to bring children with energy to spend and a delight to run about freely. Back then, sun screen was a rarity, but today with a good factor, a child can be left to their own devices in so many places of wonder. So wonderful that a lonely scooter is the last thing on their minds.

As an adult, I learned that one of the reasons that my Dad did this was that with such a gaggle of us anything else was well beyond his means. But he and my Mum made them memorable. Strangely, stopping by the side of the road with the ‘van for egg salad sandwiches was the height of a wonderful adventure. Then back in the car and on to somewhere exotic, like Cuuracloe, or Garryvoe.

One of my best memories was being taken out in what I later learned is a rib for a quick trip around the bay. Knees tucked under a weather sheet in front, we jumped over the huge waves and around back to the pier. Of course the waves were only huge because I was small, but such a thrill! I wonder if they still do that?

I also wonder where I left my bike that time, it was not on the green. But it is likely I was the one that left it in the back yard. My Dad nearly drove over it as we came in a week later while he was towing the caravan. He was not happy, and my eldest brother was dispatched to move it. Once moved, my father moved the car into a certain position, the ‘van was decoupled, and manhandled by all of us into its position until next year. Later that day I was out and about on the bike again.

So as I look out my window, sup a nice warm malted barley drink on a chillier day than of late, I look on the abandoned scooter and think of children having adventures in forests and beaches and on mountains with abandon. Before being called home, told to collect their scooters, and start preparations for reality once more.

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This morning.

Liffey Valley Shopping Centre, Fonthill Road, Clondalkin, Dublin 22

The new TK Maxx store will open its doors to customers tomorrow offering Liffey Valley shoppers  ‘big brands for less’ and taking the total number employed at the mall to 3,000.

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From top: Van Gogh self portrait (1889); David Langwallner

Several years ago, an estimable French lawyer and former student invited me to Arles Clara De La Barriere and I accepted. My abiding memories of the same are mad driving, utter unbridled conversation and constant chain smoking, a similar experience Clive James had with Francoise Sagan, the author of Bonjour Tristesse (1955).

On a disconnected note, but seriously relevant at one level, in the University Milan, where I gave an Innocence Project talk, Professor Luca Puparia, an estimable man, but I suspect a deeply religious man, took me to a lovely little church full of Christian bones and skeletons, an ossuary. Perhaps it was a lesson, or an intimation of the sort of lesson I have always resisted in Ireland and will continue to resist as the light dies for many in these awful times.

Santuario Di San Bernardo, just a 10-minute walk from the Duomo, but it was a world apart.Well, I do not want to meet my maker yet, Luca, and not be thrown to the lions by religious or corporate fascists or mad dog police officers or neo-conservative socialist totalitarians. Eros not Thanatos. I have a lot more to offer and they do not, nor ever had they anything to offer. Worth nothing. But they are running Ireland, the Neo Liberal Universe and now the world. As The Irish Times publishes an infomercial for the Chinese way of life.

More to the point, like Christopher Hitchens expressed beautifully in Mortality, I am afraid I shall resist conversion. It is uncivilised and I am unsaveable? There is no afterlife? The persecution of the Christians evident in the ossuary is yet another example of awful human barbarism such as the Crusades or the destruction of Inca civilisation by venereal disease, on behalf of the church. But with compassion, Christian or secular, l vote in favour of keeping one’s options, like Voltaire, open.

More pertinent in Milan is Santa Maria Dele Grazier, thrice seen, and of course Da Vinci’s restored but battered Last Supper. Now, I am not a fan of the clunky prose and dubious speculations of Dan Brown but, if one looks closely at the figure of Judas, it is in fact a woman, in my view, so arguably the suppression of the church of the gospel of Mary Magdalene among other suppressions is relevant.

And the church, of course, has much to conceal. The suppression and concealment of the church of sex abuse but, even more pertinently, financial corruption. The settlement of the Magdalene Laundries, long after everyone is dead, but no compensation to be awarded as the statute of limitations has expired and all that remains is the comfort of souls. The madness of Catholicism; the spiritual statute of limitations; token atonement well after the event; and a state apology of mixed emotional resonance and dubious sincerity without financial implications. The awfulness of the Irish state and their apparatchiks who write cover-up reports.

I visited another Catholic bone ossuary subsequently in Kunta Hera in the Czech Republic when a visiting professor. I am a terrible cultural omnivore, and it had the same effect in terms of memory and reflection, memory of the history of infamy as detailed above.

But, of course, the main reason for the visit to Arles if she, Clara, will allow me to say so was not her delightful presence and the fascinating discussion, but the opportunity to visit Avignon which, apart from all other cultural reasons, is the home of Vincent Van Gogh or rather the end of his career in an asylum near Avignon in Arles.

Vincent van Gogh thus had his final days in a sanatorium for the mentally ill before, of course, slashing his ears and killing himself, well documented in a succession of paintings. The fate of many artists or creative people in our time.

In Arles, there is a newly constituted Van Gogh museum with several often-reproduced paintings but some originals. While I was visiting, a rainstorm hit and I was caught in the museum in Arles.

Van Gogh’s Wheatfield (1889)

From the window, at mid-level, I saw in absolute particularity, Van Gogh’s most famous painting (above) and the crows did in fact rise in the rainstorm and it was exactly thus. But ominous.

Now, he is much celebrated as one of the great romantic expressionists artists and the works are incredible – best seen in the museum in Amsterdam, the most ambiguous of cities with its ordered Protestantism and utter decadence hand in glove. I prefer British Puritanism to Dutch, as it’s less ambiguous and at least one knows what one is meeting.

The association of mental illness or dysfunctionality with great artistry is overly romanticised but one must understand that there is symmetry between genius and a degree of social awkwardness and obsession. And Vincent seems curiously prescient for our times. Why?

First, I think the emphasis on simple café-side simplicity and convivial company in increasingly fraught times is important. Simplicity of living, if possible, and sociability is now exceedingly difficult – even as a barrister taking human, but not humane, remote instructions.

Second, the great representative paintings are about either self-inflicted human suffering or about the simplicity of nature, as in the crows breaking over the cornfield, though a dark image of flight and departure.

The Sunflowers, in their many forms and incarnations, are a kind of atavistic return to the primeval and that which is essential in human existence. Chrome yellow, environmental roundedness as the sunstorm hits over Vancouver causing heatstroke deaths in the most liveable city in the planet?

The best representation of The Sunflowers is in the Courtauld Gallery in London, in my view, or the Met in New York which I also had the privilege of visiting on an Innocence Project trip to Manhattan.

But starry night, sunflowers, cornfields, simplicity of living and human interaction. A return to the light and real human value of aesthetic appreciation of the environment and simple living, moderate values even religious, a sense of justice, the avoidance of destruction but also of destructive capitalism.

However, our most severe condemnation should be reserved for: Those that murder (for that is what it is) children and babies in the Magdalene Laundries and cover them up in useless reports and time delays with a very belated and pointless acts of apology, whilst enlisting statist lawyers to invoke the statute of limitations.

But is there a statue of limitations on slavery including but not limited to child trafficking, infanticide  and frankly torture? Such are obligations Ergo Omnes and Crimes Against Humanity.

It is children and vulnerable adults who suffer the most in this twisted universe denied worship, movement and liberty. Much of the world is  turning into a Magdalene ossuary while many are driven to the insane asylum.

So, Vincent is relevant and those of an increasingly narrow centre have much to say and need to be taken seriously.

David Langwallner is a barrister specialising in public law, immigration, housing and criminal defence including miscarriages of justice. He is emeritus director of the Irish Innocence Project and was Irish Lawyer of the Year at the 2015 Irish Law Awards. Follow David on Twitter @DLangwallner

Paintings via Van Gogh Museum

Gulp.

Mayo GAA football captain Aidan O’Shea celebrating Irish Family-run tech-repairs group PAIR Mobile‘s 10th birthday with a scantily-clad photoshoot showing off his waterlogged phone on an unidentified beach.

Any excuse.

Leon Farrell / Photocall Ireland

Villa ‘E-1027’.

Renowned Irish designer Eileen Gray’s renovated 1929 house in the Côte d’Azur, south of France has re-opened its doors to the public.

E-1027 (to be pronounced ‘e-ten-two-seven’). ‘E’ stands for ‘Eileen’, followed by ‘10’ for ‘J’ (representing ‘Jean’), then ‘2’ for ‘B’ (‘Badovici’) and finally ‘7’ for the ‘G’ in ‘Gray’. Jean Badovici was a Romanian architect, Gray’s then-partner and the owner of the villa. According to Gray, he collaborated with her on the site’s general plan.

Eileen Gray’s renovated E-1027 villa reopens in Côte d’Azur (Wallpaper)

Thanks Otis Blue

Fya Fox – Sunset

Fantastic Ms Fox.

Hailing from the Monaghan/Armagh border area, classically trained singer Fya Fox (top) follows on from her acclaimed ‘BODY‘ single with this short but powerful emotive pop gem.

Nick says: Fox muse.

Fya Fox

Rob Cross tweetz:

My colourised c1900 photo featuring #Galway fishermen drawing in the nets. The thatched cottages in the background are in the Claddagh district which was inhabited solely by a clan of fishermen and their families.

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