Come Let us Adorn Them

Admin at 9:54 am December 21, 2015

Leanne Dean writes:

Here ye go! This is Ruby. She loves it when I stick a Santa beard on her. Really, she does!

Marian Lehane writes:

Spoko the Maltese getting tired of waiting for Santa

Keith M writes:

Here’s Lulu Claus, the Christmas Whippet…

Mike writes:

Our wonderful Yorkshire Terrier called Bailey in her Christmas finest next to our darkened tree, surrounded by the wires to the Christmas tree lights she had chewed through!!

My pet at Xmas to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie marked ‘My Pet At Xmas’. A present for every pet posted.

Stop That

Aaron McAllorum at 9:50 am December 21, 2015

This morning.

They follow you around the station.

Paul Mallon writes:

Doff of the cap to the person who’s taken the time to put googly eyes on Matt Cooper at the DART station – cheering up the morning.

Thanks Paul

Santa Loves Fags

Admin at 9:23 am December 21, 2015

The Kenmeister tweetz:

Childhood dreams shattered in Dublin docklands @santa on a smoke break

A Limerick A Day

John Moynes at 9:20 am December 21, 2015

It says here in front of my eyes,
That next year most wages will rise,
So go have some fun,
Take a trip to the sun,
On credit is what I’d advise.

John Moynes

(ECB)

Result

Aaron McAllorum at 9:00 am December 21, 2015

Sepp Blatter and Michel Platini have each been banned from football for eight years. More: https://t.co/K5DeOQRkHv pic.twitter.com/0HwcJTbcfp

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) December 21, 2015

Evil FIFA overlords Sepp Blatter and Michel Platini have been banned from all football related activities for eight years.

Golaço!

FIFA Ethics Committee Statement via Rob Harris

Update:

A shook, unshaven, be-plastered Sepp Blatter this morning.

Blatter: ‘Sorry I am still somewhere a punching ball’ (BBC)

Oh The Leather Outside Is Frightful

Admin at 8:50 am December 21, 2015

He’s back.

With baubles.

Are Ye Having That writes:

It’s nearly Christmas Day! ‘LeatherJacketGuy’ shows you how to make your Christmas Tree ‘Irish’ with Beer Baubles! And even makes Chocolate Brussels Sprouts!

Ask A Broadsheet Reader

Admin at 8:46 am December 21, 2015

An emotional Stephen McBride asks:

So, apparently Ireland is one of only 2 countries (the other being Germany) that has an agreement whereby New Zealand will permanently seize the original driving license if a person applies for a NZ driving license. Would love to know why this agreement is in place, not that I miss the amateurish looking fragile piece of pink paper that got a laugh from most bouncers here when produced as ID.

Above: All that’s left (sob)

Anyone?