Tag Archives: A Limerick A Day

US president Donald Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen testifies against Mr Trump before the House Oversight Committee yesterday

The blue team say “Cohen, let’s go
Speak of Trump, tell us all that you know”
Then the red team all squeal
“Did you get a book deal?”
And repeat. That’s the gist of the show

John Moynes

Pic: Getty

Yesterday: ‘Shame On You’

A male sewer rat (above) described as having too much Winterspeck – literally ‘Winter bacon’ – attempts to crawl out of a manhole cover in the German town of Bensheim

Some firefighters slid down their pole
To go free a rat from a hole
It was shocked to learn that
It had gained so much fat
And agreed to learn more self control

John Moynes

Pic: Hessenschau

Outside St Michan’s Church, Dublin yesterday after thieves vandalised its crypt and removed the head of an 800 year old mummy known as ‘The Crusader’

On Sunday some dickheads climbed down
To a crypt in the heart of our town
And then for a lark
What they did in the dark
Would make anyone civilised frown

John Moynes

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