NO!
It’s much, much muckier than that.
Via RTÉ:
Hosted by 2FM’s Laura Fox and Emma Power, My First Ride is a brand-new podcast from RTÉ which celebrates all the big firsts of a weekly celebrity guest, from innocent moments to more, eh, adult events. Available for today, Thursday 29 July, each episode will hear a well-known name look back at some of the most momentous moments of their lives – happy, sad, challenging and occasionally mortifying.
In the first episode Vogue Williams talks about her school days (where she got suspended a few times), fighting with her sister (and a notable incident, where she got her bum slapped for hitting her sister during her birthday party!) how she was ‘always in trouble for swearing’, her first kiss at 12, her first proper boyfriend and the ensuing heartache…
Splutter, etc.