Winning

open-1*Drum roll*.

And the winner of the four ball outing at the home of The Irish Open, Carton House, County Kildare (above) is Mick Skelly…

Winner GolfPreviously: Do You Care For The Golf At All

GreenCrossParcelSlideImageAnd the winner of the the Green Cross Parcel stuffed with Tayto chocolate ‘n’ cheese ‘n’ onion bars is Moira Cardiff’s friend Joyce in Australia.

Moira writes:

Please send the Green Cross Parcel o my great friend Joyce in Perth Australia. Even after 30 years in Australia she misses the Irish ‘stuff’. She is recovering from her breast cancer operation and is still in hospital after 5 weeks. She could do with a taste of home.

Thanks all

Do You Have Anyone ‘Abroad’?

GreenCrossParcelSlideImageIsn’t it well for them?

Green Cross Parcel is a caring gift parcel service that delivers Irish-branded products to the Irish diaspora and donates all its profits to Irish charities.

Charities such as Age Action Ireland, Anam Cara, Barnardos, Caring for Carers, Crumlin Children’s Hospital, Down  Syndrome Ireland, Headstrong and Simon Community to name them all.

Starting tomorrow [Thursday] they plan to give away the controversial Tayto cheese ‘n’ onion ‘n’ chocolate bar FREE with every order.

AND they have kindly offered to ship an entire box {plus possibly ‘other’ stuff, rashers and the like] anywhere in the world to the most deserving ex-pat nominated by YOU.

Just complete this sentence;

Please send the Green Cross Parcel with ‘stuff’ to_____________because____________

Lines close at 1am.

GreenCrossParcel

Previously: Win A Box Of The Bar They’re All Talking About

Thanks Tom Fitzpatrick

Do You Care For The Golf At All?

cartonopen“Mash potato!”

“It’s on the dance floor…”

“Sure, I don’t drive that far for my holidays…”

If these phrases have special meaning in your life you may know that Carton House in County Kildare (above) is home to the Montegomerie Golf Course and the O’Meara Golf Course.

AND that they will be hosting the Irish Open 2013 on June 27-30.

To celebrate, the Carton House’s public relations people have offered us one, yes one FOUR-ball to give away.

That’s YOU and three friends/relatives/etc. walking in the footsteps of golfing legends and others who have played the course, the ground staff and whatnot.

To enter just complete this sentence.

My three fellow ‘ballers would include {insert names] because________

Lines close at 4.45pm

No cash, favours, green fees, etc. were given for this post but….

Sarah from Insight wishes to add:

Carton House has hosted some of the world’s finest golfers at the 2005 and 2006 Irish Opens. Carton House is home to two magnificent golf courses The Montgomerie Golf Course and the O’Meara Golf Course.

The Montgomerie Course, designed by 7 times European Order of Merit winner Colin Montgomerie, will be the 2013 Irish Open course, hosting some of the world’s finest golfers. The ‘Monty’ is a 7300-yard “links style” journey across sweeping firm fairways, cavernous bunkers and impeccable greens.”

So there.

CartonHouse

We’re In

prodWhat?

No baby oil?

No bandana?

Why are they trying to destroy TRADITION!?

*adjusts leather waistcoat*

We are unable to attend the opening. We’re Flatley people. Always have been. Not ashamed to say it.

But should you care for a chance to win our invite (above) kindly sent in this morning, just complete this sentence.

Oh, I want to go see dance with somebody. With somebody like [insert name of friend, relative, etc] because…

Lines close at 2.30pm

 

A Box Of The Snack They’re ALL Talking About

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It’s the Lennon and McCartney of the confectionary/savoury counter.

An impossible meeting of flavours that may well change everything you thought you knew about your palette and what it can withstand.

Crisps contained within the chocolate itself.

Radical, simple and thinking so literally out of the box you might as well give up and start baking Guinness trifles or a make yourself a cup of Barry’s coffee.

We have a box of the Tayto cheese ‘n’ onion chocolate bars to give away in a sweet and, quite possibly savoury, competition.

To enter, just complete this sentence.

Cheese n’ Onion AND Chocolate is like ________________ and ____________________

Lines close at 3pm.

Thanks Alison Keegan

Winner announced before 5pm.

This time they will be delivered.

It’s The BIG One

1kg_gold_bunny_low RRP ?49.99

1kg of Lindt CHOCOLATE.

In bunny form

It’s the only thing that makes any sense in this crazy, mixed-up world.

And the mouth-watering rabbit could be Yours BEFORE 5pm.

We have literally one to give away in a chocogasmic competition.

To enter, just complete this sentence

I not only demand the 1kg of Lindt Chocolate, I deserve the 1kg of Lindt Chocolate because…..

Lines close at 5pm.

Rabbit delivered on Monday.

No chocolate, favours, etc were given for this post.

However.

Gemma Kenny, Lindt’s public relations spokeswoman, writes:

The Lindt Gold Bunny Celebrity Auction is live right NOW – gold plated Lindt bunnies autographed by well-known Irish and International personalities are being auctioned on in the run up to Easter – auction closes on MONDAY at 3pm. The Auction includes people such as Robbie Williams, Daniel Radcliffe and Katie Taylor. Every successful bid wins the signed bunny as well as a Lindt Gold bunny hamper worth over €100. All Proceeds will go to Temple Street Children’s Hospital. You can follow the progress of the Lindt Gold Bunny Auction on the Lindt Chocolate Ireland Facebook page and get regular updates on Twitter – @Lindt_IRL #LindtGoldBunny.

Are You A Rubbish Aunt/Uncle?

CBI BOTY 2013 A2 HR51 NO FEE BOOK AWARDS(Above, from left:  Daniel Bradley (9), Nahla Burke (3), Martha Quinn (9) and Benjamin Bradley (9) in Dublin’s Royal Hibernian Academy, launching the 23rd Children’s Books Ireland Book of the Year Awards.)

That changes TODAY.

Children’s Books Ireland has announced its shortlist for the Book of the Year.

And what a page-turning 12 months it has been in children’s writing.

The shortlisted include:

The Terrible Thing That Happened to Barnaby Brocket by John Boyne and illustrated by Oliver Jeffers
The Weight of Water by Sarah Crossan
Hóng by Anna Heussaff
Na Laochra is Lú by Laoise Ní Cléirigh and illustrated by Steve Simpson
Spellbound by Siobhán Parkinson and illustrated by Olwyn Whelan
Mise agus an Dragún by Patricia Forde and illustrated by Steve Simpson
Dark Warning by Marie Louise Fitzpatrick
Oh No, George! by Chris Haughton
This Moose Belongs to Me by Oliver Jeffers
Grounded by Sheena Wilkinson

And we have all TEN to give away to the favourite niece/nephew of YOUR choice in a competition that could help you win their affection for at least a YEAR.

To enter, complete this sentence.

I would like to give my [niece/nephew]___________the Children’s Books of the year because________________

Lines close at 3pm.

Winner announced in comments section by 5pm.

Children’s Books Ireland

(Photocall Ireland)

Shamrock Crisp Winner

Keogh's Image 1Not her silly.

She’s a pot full of them.

The winner of yesterday’s competition and a hamper full of Keogh’s Shamrock Crisps and other stuff is long-time Broadsheet commenter/first time winner Clampers Outside, who wrote:

Please give the Keogh’s Shamrock Crisps Hamper to my Mom and Pop because of this….

‘Sham Around!’ (with apologies to House of Pain)

Yo Keogh!
Pack it up, pack it in
Open bag to begin
I came to win
Rattle tha’ potato skin
I won’t tear the pack up
Sure you’d better back up
Try and deny my Ma a win and Pop an’ crew will act up
Shamrock is the best stock… come on!
Come on, throw your hands up
If you’ve got the cream let it sour for the green
Ballinskelligs is the best, someone’s talking jest
Yo, I’ll bust a potatoe eye
And then I’ll take the pinks home
Eat it, dunk it
Chomps be munching
And I got more rhymes than there’s crips that are dunking
Kerry is tops
Sure ’nuff I got me Pops he’s nowhere near over the Hill
More spuds for Mom and Pops

[Chorus]

I came to get a Nom [2x]
So get your Keogh’s and munch a nom
Munch a nom [3x]
Nom up! Nom up! and munch down.

 

Fair play though, in fairness.

Do You Like These?

They’re frames.

Made from broken up skateboards.

Literally gnarly.

By Dublin-based Design Jazz.

James Carroll writes:

After graduating from Dublin Institute of Technology i spent one year working and living abroad in Vancouver, Canada. This experience coupled with a lack of employment opportunities in Ireland pushed me to set up Design Jazz. I like to work on design projects that result in a clever and useful outcome. Skate Frames  are picture frames made from used skateboards. Each frame is unique due to the scratches and knocks a skateboard takes in everyday use. I can make custom frames for images no larger than 17 x 17 inches.

 

We have one, yes ONE – Skate Frame to give away.

To enter, just finish this sentence.

I would like a Skate Frame so I may display a photo of_______because________

Lines close at 1pm. 3pm

Skate Frames (Design Jazz)