Was it fada this?
(Thanks Ashling Graham)
According to an International Journal of Surgery Case Reports paper entitled “An Unusual Urethral Foreign Body” [warning: PDF contains unspeakably horrific photos] at Canberra Hospital urologists were recently presented with a 70-year-old patient who had ended up in the emergency room with a 10cm fork lodged inside his penis in order to achieve “sexual gratification.”

One thing that each gentleman knows,
Is that TV’s no place to propose,
That said it’s one way,
To stop Daithí O Sé,
From getting his hands on your Rose.
John Moynes
(RTE)
Paul Carty tweetz:
Yes, that is a Scooter in the Tolka River [Dublin, yesterday evening].
The AutoBike NuVinci N360 ($1000) has onboard terrain-detecting sensors linked via computer to an automatic gear-shifter, all powered by a dynamo.
Finally – dynamic cycling for the thumbless.
More to follow.
Covers to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie
Thanks Nick Sutton, Enda Cunningham, Mike Hogan 4FM, Barry Duggan, Geoff McGrath, Carmel Brady
And Danni Minogue for that matter?
What is this rubbish?
Who are these PEOPLE?
The new campaign for M & S featuring ‘inspirational women’ Top (clockwise from left: Katie Piper, Nicola Adams, Tracey Emin, Ellie Goulding, Helen Allen, Monica Ali, Grace Coddington, Helen Mirren, Laura Mvula and Karen Elson.
Hmm.
Put down the sheep.
Previously: Get Us
Pics by Annie Leibowitz
By elderly people with MONEY to spend.
Yay.
Daniel Dudek Corrigan writes:
Busy day in Dublin Port today: MSC Magnifica and MS Caribbean Princess arrived today with 6,113 guest and 2,200 crew between them!