Will Walsh writes:
I managed a pretty good Ireland shaped pancake this morning…
So twitter went mad when the Pope,
Announced that he’s too tired to cope,
Amidst fury and thunder,
Some people did wonder,
Will the next guy be liberal? Nope.
John Moynes
Can you do better?
Oh yes, it’s a Tuesday white-smokin’, fresh Pontiff ‘rick off.
But only if you think you Vaitican…
All Limericks by 1pm.
(RAI)
Update: The winner:
There was an old German called Ben
Chief spokesman for God among men
He prayed night & day
And dressed VERY gay
But for Ben? men on men? verboten!
Perry Throne
Thanks all.
Hell and Back 2013 at the Kilruddery Estate, Bray, Co Wicklow.
Ireland’s “Toughest Mental and Physical Endurance Challenge”.
Caution: May contain Leo Varadkar
Frank Cronin, of GlowPunk writes:
The minister of sport/tourism and transpart and 5000 other lunatics took part in this challenege at the weekend. I imagine some of the same lunatics that did this race check out broadsheet. Anyway, here you are guys, if it is any use to you.
Oh, you know, the usual….
I’m out and fine, thanks for support. One waiting in hospital after having head bounced violently against wall by plainclothes policeman.
— Paul Murphy MEP (@paulmurphymep) February 11, 2013
Council Meeting Disrupted By Protests In Dublin And Galway (Irish Times)
Pic via Rabble.ie
Thanks John Gallen


Not the actual Pit Bull, you understand, but a rare design prototype from Back To The Future Part II (1989).
Rear foot plate missing. Did not appear in the film. Currently on sale for a trifling $12,995 plus shipping.
(Above: Magdalene survivor Maureen Sullivan)
Taoiseach Enda Kenny is expected to deliver an apology on behalf of the State to survivors of laundries run by religious orders following a meeting with a representative organisation yesterday.
The Cabinet will discuss the matter this morning and agree a Government counter-motion ahead of Fianna Fáil’s call for redress as well as an apology during Private Members’ business in the Dáil tonight.
Members of the Magdalene Survivors Together group spent three hours with Mr Kenny and Tánaiste Eamon Gilmore yesterday afternoon. They believe the apology will be delivered next Tuesday when a debate on former senator Martin McAleese’s report on the Magdalene laundries’ workers begins in the Dáil.
It’s not over ’til the reluctant eejit apologises.
Previously: A Sorry Promise
(Sasko Lazarov/Photocall Ireland)