Yearly Archives: 2014

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A new book by Alan Mansbach (he of GoThe F**k To Sleep) to wit:

From the author of the international best seller Go the F*** to Sleep comes a long-awaited sequel about the other great parental frustration: getting your little angel to eat something that even vaguely resembles a normal meal. Profane, loving, and deeply cathartic, You Have to F***ing Eat breaks the code of child-rearing silence, giving moms and dads new, old, grand- and expectant, a much-needed chance to laugh about a universal problem.

BUY IT: You Have To F*****g Eat (Alan Mansbach)

It’s only a matter of time before Werner Herzog narrates the audiobook.

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Gregory Campbell DUP Assembly Member and MP for East Derry attempted to ridicule the use of Irish in the Assembly today.

When invited to speak by principal deputy speaker Mitchel McLaughlin, Mr Campbell replied: “Curry my yoghurt can coca coalyer“.

Irish speakers in the Assembly when called to speak, routinely reply “Go raibh maith agat, Ceann Comhairle” which means “Thank you, speaker”.

Mr Campbell was accused of “pure ignorance” by Sinn Féin Culture Minister Carál Ní Chuilín.

Ná bac leis.

Tá sé jalfrezi.

‘Curry my yoghurt’: ‘Pure ignorance’ NI Assembly clash over Irish language (BBC News NI)