7. Bono
By Mick Flavin
Previously: Bob Geldof
Joan Burton
The Healy Raes
John Bruton and Gerry Adams
7. Bono
By Mick Flavin
Previously: Bob Geldof
Joan Burton
The Healy Raes
John Bruton and Gerry Adams
From top: Roscommon Fianna Fáil General Election literature 1977; Dan Boyle
It is time to end the necrophiliac practice of Irish politics [canvassing at funerals].
It diminishes us all.
Dan Boyle writes
As the prospect of another election in 2016 slightly recedes, I’d like to give some attention to one of the more distasteful aspects of Irish political campaigning.
A good friend recounted to me the antics of a very successful, and renowned candidate, from the recent general election.
It was his habit to attend as many local funerals as possible, in order to place his colourfully liveried 4 x 4 in front of the funeral cortège to allow for maximum public visibility.
I would have had my own experience of this, if not as blatant. Before my election I would have worked as a community development worker for Muintir na Tire in County Cork.
A high profile, key volunteer with the organisation would have experienced a terrible family event, when a teenage son would have succumbed to cancer. The funeral was a major event in the most remote of rural parishes.
Ten minutes into the funeral mass a local Fianna Fáil TD put into play his well practiced routine. At this time he deliberately and calculatedly entered the church. He walked up the centre aisle looking for the highest available seat. All in the name of maximum visibility. I have despised the man ever since.
A third distasteful incident was listening to the tributes in Dáil Éireann on the death of Sean Doherty, former Cathoirleach of the Seanad, Minister for Justice and TD for Roscommon. He of journalist phone tapping fame, and probably more famous for his Nighthawks TV interview that stuck the final knife in the back of Charlie Haughey.
A Roscommon TD recounted a story to the Dáil that he felt was humorous.
The story concerned the rivalry between Doherty and his Fianna Fáil stablemate, Terry Leyden. The death of a person of status in Roscommon made all public representatives adjust their schedules accordingly.
Sean Doherty managed to attend the funeral. When sympathising with the widow he needed to find out where he stood as regards his rival.
“Has Terry been?” he asked when offering his ‘sympathies’.
“He came to the removal last night Sean,” the widow responded.
Slightly panicking at this answer, he was forced to think on his feet.
“I’m glad. I had asked him to come along,” replied Sean, ‘honour’ thus being retrieved.
Jesus wept I thought as I was listening to this. It elicited laughter in the chamber, but to me it illustrated so many of the things that continue to be wrong with Irish politics.
It has always been thus and will always be thus you might say. I don’t. It is receding and is now more of a rural than an urban preoccupation.
That it exists at all reflects badly on all of us. It is time to end, to bury, this necrophiliac practice of Irish politics. It diminishes us all.
In my public career I had a strict friends, family, neighbours rule in relation to funerals. It probably cost me votes, although I don’t care if it did or not.
Seeing an end to this type of gombeenism is a funeral I would gladly attend.
Don Boyle is a former Green Party TD. Follow Dan on Twitter: @sendboyle

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The Mighty Stef – playing farewell gigs in May
Here’s what you may need to know…
1. The Mighty Stef are a band, led by namesake Stefan Murphy. But after four albums, two EPs and a decade of gigging, they’re about to call it a day, announcing their final live dates earlier this year before assuming other projects.
2. Most recent album Year of the Horse, released in September 2014, picked up critical plaudits, and distribution via London tastemakers Rough Trade. The entire Mighty Stef discography is streaming here, a patchwork of punk, alternative, and assorted influences that maps the changes the band has undergone over the years.
3. Onward and upward for the band, however: the titular Stef is working on the debut album of new project COUNT VASELINE, Gary Lonergan is developing a live set for his solo electronic compositions, while Daniel Fitzpatrick is recording solo material with Tom Cosgrave (The Minutes) and running O’Donoghue’s Open Mic, one of Dublin’s oldest open-mic nights.
4. The band wind it up at the Empire Music Hall in Belfast on May 12, and say their goodbyes to the city that inspired the band’s existence on May 13 at Dublin’s Button Factory.
Verdict: Come out and show support for one of Irish music’s most enduring fixtures before they head for pastures new.
Behold the Audi A8L Extended.
6.3m long (a full meter longer than the already lengthy Audi A8 L), with luxury seating for six, Quattro all-wheel drive and a 3.0 TFSI, 310 hp powerplant capable of accelerating the bourgemobile from 0-100km/h in seven seconds.
In the band.
Not on the poster.
What gives?
Don Reilly writes:
Anyone know why Mark McKenna (Eamon – arrowed and playing ‘The Riddle of The Model’ here) is missing from the [Dublin-based, 1980s set musical comedy drama] Sing Street (2016) poster? Thought he deserved it as he has a prominent role in the film. I left a message on their Facebook page to no avail….
Anyone?
Previously: Broadsheet Trailer Park: Sing Street
If you have a problem… if no one else can help… and if you can find them sober...maybe you should Ask A Broadsheet reader: broadsheet@broadsheet.ie marked “Answer A broadsheet Reader’
From left Barry O Sullivan, Alison Cowzer, Gavin Duffy, Eleanor ‘Wowzer’ McEvoy, and Eamonn Quinn
Stop that!
This afternoon.
Wolfe Tone statue (was it for this, etc) Stephen’s Green, Dublin
Deirdre Crookes writes:
Following a short hiatus Dragons’ Den sponsored by Emirates, returns for a seventh series to RTÉ One on Sunday April 17 at 9.30pm
.Two brand new Dragons will be unveiled in the first episode – Alison Cowzer and Eleanor McEvoy will join viewers’ favourites Gavin Duffy, Barry O’Sullivan and Eamonn Quinn in the Den for 2016….
Alison Cowzer is co-founder and Marketing/Innovation Director of East Coast Bakehouse, Ireland’s only large scale biscuit manufacturing business based in Drogheda.
Joining her will be Eleanor McEvoy, the CEO of Budget Energy Ltd, one of the leading providers of low cost electricity in the Northern Ireland market with over 60,000 residential and commercial customers….
FIGHT!
Leah Farrell/Rollingnews
From top: treasure map: Sir Roger Casement
Gold!
In them there hills?
Seán Mac an tSíthigh writes:
A map drawn by Roger Casement shows where he hid gold in a ringfort ‘under some fern bracken and bramble’ in Banna [Co Kerry]…
Start up the Makro JeoTech
Anyone?