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Dear Enda Part 2 by Stephen Murphy.

Dear Enda,

I wrote to you a while back but you never did reply.
I know you’re really busy so don’t worry man it’s fine,
I’m sure it can’t be easy being Taoiseach of us plebs
but at least the Europeans are still ruffling your head.

It’s good to know you’re busy but I’m pretty busy too,
I have a little boy now and he doesn’t have a clue, 
that his future on this island is in jeopardy
’cause you have chosen to deny what’s self-evidently true,

In favour of an empire entirely designed
to conspire to constrict us so that we’re intertwined,
to a point where if we need to fart we have to sign the forms,
and then send them back to Brussels as methane gas reforms.

So please don’t tell Herr Merkel but I farted twice this morning,
I didn’t really mean to but I started without warning,
but I’d hope that she’d forgive me as I’m fairly sure the reason
was the German supermarkets now have broccoli in season.

I know I’m being facetious but it’s not too far removed,
from the specious declarations that are easily disproved
with a basic understanding of a union as a whole,
where a concept of demanding creates a construct of control.

But power is a liquor some people just can’t hold,
It devours and embitters the peace within their soul,
And while I’m open to correction if there’s something that I missed,
On the basis of reflection I think Herr Merkel’s pissed,

Cause she’s drained the bottle dry but she’s still looking for more
And she’s feigned she’s gonna try to build a Europe we adore,
Where the Germans hold the cash while the rest of us must pay
But if Merkel had a moustache, well, you know the old cliché…

I’ve been told I’m Anti-Europe but I don’t think that I am,
Sure wasn’t she yer one who ran away and married Uncle Sam?
They were living out in Malta – near yer man who can’t be mentioned –
In a mansion built by Nato’s taste for military intervention.

I know their basic premise is that war is beneficial,
That bombs equate to business and that peace is superficial,
But I’ve always had this notion of a world where I’ve envisioned
That invading other countries is an act of terrorism,

And that those who give the orders should stand trial out in the Hague,
For the disrespect of borders but it seems the rules are vague;
The Western world dictate the terms of what they deem the crime,
Yet they always seem to summarise that what they do is fine.

You’d probably think such notions are idealist and naïve,
And in truth you’re probably right, but I’d like to still believe
In a world where international law was made to be upheld,
As a rational code of ethics but that myth has been dispelled

By the way that wars are waged on the premise of a lie,
While they label us enraged for our failure to comply.
But I’m not some left-wing truant who’s just anti-everything,
Nor some neo-liberal fascist who’s entirely right-wing

I’m just a normal human being who still cares about this place,
And I’ve been called anti-statist but it’s simply not the case,
‘Cause this isn’t left or right, it’s just straight up right & wrong,
And while you fight within your fetters to pretend that you’re still strong,

I’ve just always found it better to use both my lungs to breathe,
Both my legs to walk and both my eyes to see
And the truth of what I’m seeing’s that this country’s on its knees,
And rather than the cure you’re still pushing the disease,

But when you’re questioned on these matters you revert to fluency
In a language left in tatters by the course of history.

Ach níl morán Gaeilge agam ‘s tá brón orm faoi sin,
Ach tá fhios agam céard a tharla daichead bhliain ó shin,
Nuair a bhuaigh tú do suíochán mar a fuair d’athair bás,
‘S ní raibh seans ag éine a bhí in aghaidh leatsa sa rás

Mar is tusa mhicín Henry, peileadóir i triocha sé,
A bhuaigh Sam le Mhaigh Eo ‘s mar sin chomh-súil le Dé –
Sch ba cuma liom faoi sin, an bhfuil fhios agat le bhur dtoil,
Cén fath go raibh tú fós sa phost an príomhoide sa scoil,
Nuair a bhí tú in nDáil Éireann, thar céad mhíle ó Mhaigh Eo,
Le na triocha ‘s a sé bhliain nó mas féidir leat níos mó?

But to be honest with you Enda, I still think that it’s harsh,
To hear so many people who show up to every march
Declare you the worst Taoiseach that this country’s ever had,
It’s as if they can’t remember that the rest were just as bad.

But the problem isn’t you, it isn’t even Burton,
It’s a system that’s designed and confined to keep us hurtin’
While the masters of resources dot the i’s and cross the t’s
On their psychopathic contracts like this TTIP.

I’m sure there’s gotta be days and nights when you must come to ask,
How the hell you came to land with such a massive task –
For a teacher by profession who came up the ranks and stuck
To a Taoiseach in recession while the country’s rightly –

Up the creek and down the pan, and round the knotted twist,
While the people at the bottom simply struggle to exist,
But as much as I would like to think that you are well intentioned,
I still saw you in New York with yer man who can’t be mentioned,

The way I saw you with Lagarde, and every two-bit thief,
Acting the blaggard as if it’s light relief,
To pretend that you’re important to those who hold the strings,
While you know you’re just a jester in the courtyard of the king.

But the truth is, as I see it, that this island is abundant,
I could call you a gobshite but I think that it’s redundant
To just label people names for the sake of angry words,
While the path remains the same for the masses of the herd.

I’d just rather as an island if we sat down for a chat,
To discuss some basic issues and the crux of where we’re at,
‘Cause as far as I can see it, unless we hit reverse
The road to where we’re heading isn’t better now it’s worse.

But I still believe in Ireland, though some may find that strange.
I believe that as a people we reserve the right to change.
I believe that underneath this web of core deceit,
There’s a movement of the masses who’ve begun to find their feet

And you and I both know that the masses on the move,
Still possess the power to redress and to remove
Those who would oppress them from their plinth within the Dáil,
Whether Fine Gael or Labour, Sinn Féin or Fianna Fáil.

I believe that we’ve been lied to, abandoned and abused,
And denied the basic tenets of our sovereign right to choose,
By the leaders of a Union who just see us as a toy
At the mercy of their making and the whim of their employ.

But I’ve farted so I’ll finish ’cause the post is gonna go,
Tabhairt aire do n-ár dtíre ‘s go néirí linn go deo.

Previously: “We’re Trying To Shape The Future”

Stephen Murphy (Facebook)

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Three scientists from Ireland, Japan and China won the Nobel Prize in medicine on Monday for discoveries that helped doctors fight malaria and infections caused by roundworm parasites.

The Nobel judges in Stockholm awarded the prestigious prize to Irish-born William Campbell, Satoshi Omura and of Japan and Tu Youyou the first ever Chinese medicine laureate.

Campbell and Omura were cited for discoveries concerning a novel therapy against infections caused by roundworm parasites, while Tu was rewarded for discoveries concerning a novel therapy against malaria.

Nobel prize in medicine goes to pioneers in parasitc diseases – live (Guardian)

Thanks Serv

STNE/DTPH   13-9-07 Irish Entrepreuner Denis O'Brien. City Profile Pictures by Philip Hollis for The Sunday Telegraph

Denis O’Brien

And sure why wouldn’t it be?

Gavin Sherian and Tom Lyons, in yesterday’s Sunday Business Post, reported:

“A company [Another 9 or A9 Business Recovery Services] backed by billionaire Denis O’Brien is being paid substantial sums of money to protect Irish Water’s website from “severe” cyber attacks, with six serious incidents identified in just five months alone.”

“…The company is chaired by Leslie Buckley, an O’Brien associate, who is the chairman of Independent News & Media. Shareholders in the company are Baycliffe, an Isle of Man investment company used by O’Brien, and Steve O’Brien, a businessman.”

“The full cost to the State of services provided by the company – including hourly rates charged by security engineers – has been redacted by Irish Water citing confidentiality reasons. The documents state the “yearly charge” for “hosting and security charges” is €1.2 million to Ervia over five years. It does not appear to include other potential charges.”

“…The form of cyber attack that Another 9 is defending Irish Water against is called a Distributed Denial of Service (DDoS) attack…”

“…Another 9 lists O’Brien’s company Digicel as well as AIB, Volkswagen and Pioneer Investments as among its clients. The company’s website describes O’Brien as “shareholder” and as “one of Ireland’s leading entrepreneurs”.”

There you go now.

O’Brien-backed company battles Irish Water hackers (The Sunday Business Post)

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From top: O’Connell Street, Dublin on the morning after the night of the bank guarantee, 2008; Julien Mercille

Between 2008 and 2014, the State paid a net amount of €60 billion to stabilise the banking system with €9 billion spent on interest alone.

Dr Julien Mercille writes:

Do you wonder at night how much has the banking crisis cost us? If so, you should read chapter 3 of the excellent report on the subject by the Comptroller and Auditor General (C&AG).

It provides details on the costs incurred by the State between 2008 and the end of 2014 in order to stabilise the banking system. If that money had not gone up in smoke, the Government could have invested in a number of public services and strategic economic sectors.

The report’s main points are as follows.

(1) The net cost to the State of saving the banks is €43 billion. This is composed of two main numbers. First, it cost €60 billion to bail out the banks. However, the government still owns shares in the banks it rescued.
Eventually, those shares will be sold back and the banks re-privatised (for example, AIB is still 99.8% State-owned). The value of the shares owned by the State in AIB, Bank of Ireland and Permanent TSB is valued at about €17 billion today. Therefore, if these shares were all sold back now, the net cost of the bank bailout would be €43 billion. But the shares will be sold later, and by that time their value may have moved up or down, in which case the €43 billion will be adjusted accordingly.

(2) In addition to that, we have NAMA, the bad bank that the Government created to buy the banks’ toxic loans. NAMA paid for those loans at a discount, and has been selling them back together with the properties to which they are tied, making money in the process. We don’t know yet if NAMA will break even, make a profit or losses, but NAMA estimates that it will make a profit of about €1 billion. This would thus reduce the €43 billion by that amount, but it’s hypothetical for now.

(3) Among the costs incurred above, one interesting fact is that we have paid no less than €9 billion in interest. (Bailing out the banks required the Government to borrow, and therefore to pay back that debt with interest). This is a significant sum. Between 2008 and 2014, the State paid a total of €32 billion on the national debt as a whole. This means that the interest associated with the bank bailout is nearly 28% of that sum.

(4) Another interesting component of the above costs is the total of €152 million the State spent on “consultancy services”. The report gives a detailed list of who got what. Four firms accounted for 60% of the total: Arthur Cox (€33 million), Blackrock Financial Management (€23.5 million), Ernst and Young (€21 million) and KPMG (€13 million).
Now you know why one negative consequence of the Government getting deeply involved in bailing out the banks and creating NAMA has been a sprawling bureaucracy of highly-paid “experts” fed by the public purse.

(5) The State also made money by bailing out the banks, about €10 billion (which is already factored in the €43 billion above). This comes from two main sources: from fees paid by the banks to the State in exchange for the Government protecting them with the now infamous bank guarantee; and from the fact that the Central Bank returns to the State some money it made from operations during the bank bailout.

(6) In the next few years, we will keep paying interest on the debt accumulated to save the banks, which will come on top of the €43 billion. This interest is estimated at about €1 billion annually. (However, some of this will be offset by fees we will receive from the rescue — see point 5).

It is thus clear that the bank bailout cost us dearly. And it was not even necessary, or at least certainly not to the extent that it was implemented. Many people agree, for example, that Anglo Irish should have been left to die on its own, without any Government involvement. That would have saved us the bulk of the total cost of the bailout.

In any case, one can certainly blame reckless policymakers for inflating a housing bubble whose collapse triggered the crisis.

We can imagine what we could do with €43 billion.

A few suggestions:

– Solve the homelessness crisis.

– End the trolley crisis, and much more, in the health care system.

– Reverse the drastic cuts made to a range of community and public services.

– No water charges.

– Raise the minimum wage.

– Give more student grants and reduce/abolish tuition fees.

– Start a range of infrastructure development projects.

But you get the point. We paid once to save the banks. Now we’re paying a second time by living in a country where there’s a lot of services lacking and where quality of life is definitely not as high as it could be.

Julien Mercille is a lecturer at UCD. His book Deepening Neoliberalism, Austerity, and Crisis: Europe’s Treasure Ireland is out. Follow Julien on Twitter: @JulienMercille

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Donald Trump at a rally in Tennessee on Saturday

Trump reckons there’ll always be one,
Mad genius with a gun,
What steps will he take,
For the schoolchildrens’ sake?
The answer, quite simply, is none.

John Moynes

(Marl Seleski/AP)

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From top: The Irish Mail on Sunday cover at the weekend, CSO crime figures released last week and a table showing burglaries and garda station closures created by David Higgins

David Higgins, political analyst and founder of Irish Election Stats, writes:

“Last week there was a flurry of stories in the wake of the harrowing case in Tipperary, new CSO crime data and a review of Garda station closures. I was curious to see whether the data support a link between station closures and the increase in burglaries – see table above.

Half the station closures took place in the North and West of the country yet burglaries are down in those regions. Dublin (which has seen the largest increase in burglaries) only accounts for 2% of the station closures.

Something has caused a rise in burglaries, but I’m quite certain it has little to do with Garda station closures.”

Anyone?

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