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The knob of butter that looks like Ireland.

Heart melting.

Thanks Ste

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Bad Anne writes:

Look at the scone I ended up with for breakfast .Looks kinda like Ireland, don’t ye think? Maybe a little cut and a currant along the south west of it, would make Limerick/The Shannon. Still scone down the gob though.. geddit, geddit.

Related: The Broadsheet Book Of Unspecified Things That Look Like Ireland (New Island)

Meanwhile…

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Defiant tricolour quesadilla in Sabor Criolla, Stockbridge, Edinburgh, ScotNOMNOMNOMNOM.

Thanks PT

mrph

Water meter installation.

Maxwell Road, Rathmines, Dublin 6

Water Boy writes:

Water meters going in, all trucks branded “PACE MRPH Civils Engineering” (sic) with a mobile number* as a contact (seems legit). They also all feature an eagle and a cheery shamrock.
Have tried googling PACE MRPH Irish Water but there are no results. They have a bunch of GMC Sierra equipment which has had “MRPH” crudely spray painted onto it.
Google shows a US/Chinese company called PACE Water Engineering – PACE: Advanced Water Engineering – nothing on their site about Irish Water.Searching for MRPH brings up this company –  – who have huge water contracts in the UK, but nothing on their website about having a contract with Irish Water. Also, nothing I can see from Govt or news sources about this. So, did GMC Sierra sell on the contract? Did the Govt award it to someone else?

Anyone?

*no answer or voicemail

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Olivia O’Leary

Olivia O’Leary In her radio column for RTÉ One’s Drivetime last night tackled taxation, ‘toilers’ and ‘dossers’. With even a dig at Denis.

Count the number of times, even in the last week, when you’ve heard the phrase, “the burden of taxation”, somebody said to me on Saturday. He’s right. Journalists use it, politicians use it, the Taoiseach himself used the same phrase in Brussels only on Saturday. The language we use is full of conscious or unconscious values.

Is taxation to be seen merely as a burden or is it something we pay proudly: our declaration that we want to have a decent society because you can’t, on one hand for instance, protest at the level of homelessness and, on the other, lobby for a reduction in your taxes.

There are thousands of people in the housing list in Dun Laoghaire and yet the council representing one of the most prosperous areas in the country opted to reduce local property tax by 15% for this year. Dublin City Council did the same – despite warnings from the county manager that it could hit services for the homeless.

There is a link between the two. The question of taxation and our attitude to it was a central theme, raised by participants on Saturday, at an Áras an Uachtaran seminar to mark the culmination of the President’s year-long initiative.

He is a thinker himself and he’s asked the rest of us to think whether it’s possible to live ethically in a contemporary world. There were community groups, NGOs and academics there. The academics addressed some of the philosophical questions: why can’t we be happy with what we need rather than what we want?

Needs can be satisfied but wants are insatiable and they discussed whether you can have a more ethical society when multi-national companies that are more powerful than democratically-elected governments and where the need to lobby for commercial research funding skews the independence of our leading universities.

But the more general discussion kept coming around to taxation as the most effective way of showing our solidarity with one another, of choosing a decent society.

One speaker criticised the fact that people who were tax exiles from this country were lauded here as being generous and charitable. She would be much more impressed if they stayed here and paid their taxes, she said.

She’s right. I mean you mightn’t be Michael O’Leary’s biggest fan but at least he lives here and pays his taxes here. And that brought me to thinking about our taxation arrangements with multi-nationals which are at the very core of our industrial investment strategy.

We are able to charge only 12.5% corporate tax because we never had the big industrial base that other countries had – a base on whose tax their exchequers became dependent.

We didn’t become dependent on it because we never had it. Our low corporate tax rate which brings so many companies and jobs here is one of the advantages perhaps of having been poor and I’m not going to apologise for that.

But we have been accused of facilitating multi-nationals in paying pretty well no tax at all. We have to decide ethically where we draw the line between using a fair advantage which history gives us and where we allow companies to dodge their taxes almost completely, robbing not only our own coffers but other countries’ coffers of their revenue which supports necessary public services.

And going back to how important language is, I got a magazine, called Business Plus, free with my Sunday newspaper this weekend. The editorial made the point that social democracy meant taking money from people who have it and handing it out to people who have less.

‘It only became possible when universal suffrage was rolled out in the 20th century,’ went the editorial, ‘thereby granting the same political clout to the dosser as the toiler’.

Well now, who are the dossers? If the writer means the unemployed, isn’t it interesting that, during the boom when jobs were freely available, people took them to the point that we had effective full employment, not too many dossers there.

And now that jobs are coming back into the economy, the jobless rate is going down again – most people want to work and pay their taxes and provide a proper safety net in case they, or anybody else, becomes jobless or homeless.

If they become jobless they get some income and an Intreo service which tries to get them back to work again – those are the services our taxes pay for. All that, it would seem to me, is at the centre of an ethical society. That’s why tax is not a dirty word.

Listen back here

 

growthhacker

Isn’t it well for ye.

Peter Connor writes:

I just wanted to let any of the Broadsheet community know that Casey Armstrong, well known in the US for building growth in companies and Patrick Vlaskovits (NYT Bestseller) are doing a talk in Dublin at the NDRC on June 8 at the  NDRC, Digital Exchange, Crane Street, Dublin 8 on Growth. It’s rare we get talks on marketing from the US that isn’t about selling bog wood art to the diaspora so I thought it might interest people…

Fight!

Growth Hacking And Stack Marketing Workshops

Growth hacking?

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Yesterday.

Foxrock, Co Dublin

Anon writes:

Just wanted to share something which I had heard about but not actually witnessed until yesterday (Tuesday being Methadone day in Foxrock). Many times I have read commentary on similar situations, that certain affluent areas in South Co. Dublin “do not experience social issues like the rest of the city..” or “this would not be tolerated in D18..”
Well here is photographic evidence that it does. You can see a man and a woman sitting in the doorway of the local village pharmacy (presumably after receiving their methadone) inhaling what I can only assume is some sort of aerosol (possibly butane) before being moved on by a local resident/trader.
Quite sad overall to see any person in this situation be it in Foxrock or inner city Dublin, but I just wanted to highlight the fact that this does happen here. I am not from Foxrock but I have been living in the area for a while and I can only imagine the the diatribe and dissatisfaction from the Foxrock natives if they were fully aware… Would like to hear what you commenters have to say on this matter…

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Hut hut HIKE!

Ted writes:

Logging into my bank account today and I noticed that Ulster Bank’s Henri the Hippo has a distinctive American football instead of a rugby ball. What?

Anyone?

Ulsterbank app

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Polla

An invoice from oil services company, OSSL, addressed to Shell and dated August 24, 2012, for an alleged drop-off of alcohol to gardaí in Mayo and Athlone in December 2007; and gardaí in a stand-off with protesters at Pollathomas Pier on June 11, 2007

You’ll recall the small oil services company, OSSL.

It has claimed it sourced and distributed sweeteners – including tennis courts, television sets and even school fees – to residents and gardaí in Rossport, Co. Mayo, home of the controversial Corrib Gas project, from 2004 until 2010, for Shell.

OSSL – managed by Desmond Kane, from Glasgow, and Neil Rooney, from Belfast – has alleged one such “accommodation service” for Shell included the delivery of €35,000 worth of alcohol to Belmullet Garda Station and Athlone, on behalf of Shell in December 2007.

This alleged delivery would have taken place just months after a serious clash  between protesters and gardaí in Pollathomas Pier, Co Mayo on June 11, 2007, which left 20 civilians and two gardaí injured and which, OSSL claims, saw Neil Rooney, of OSSL, be placed under pressure by former CEO of Shell Ireland Terry Nolan to change a statement he had prepared for GSOC.

It was alleged Mr Rooney, in his statement, heard  Superintendent Joe Gannon say: “I’m going to drive these fuckers into the sea”, in reference to the protesters at Pollathomas Pier. OSSL has alleged Mr Nolan told him “our man [Supt Gannon] had to be protected at all costs”.

In 2009, GSOC recommended that disciplinary action be taken against a senior garda in relation to the handling of the Pollathomas Pier protest but former Garda Commissioner Fachtna Murphy didn’t carry this out.

OSSL didn’t invoice Shell for this alleged alcohol drop in 2007 until August 24, 2012 – 22 days after it had reached a settlement with Shell and agreed to discontinue High Court proceedings  [After their contract ended, OSSL alleged that, under instruction, invoices were falsified and that excessive tax had been withheld on invoices].

The €43,634.25 invoice contains the names of three senior gardaí – none of whom have taken any action against OSSL – and was first published on John Donovan’s Royal Dutch Shell website in March 2013.

Veteran journalist Ed Vulliamy wrote about the alleged alcohol drop at Belmullet in The Observer newspaper in August 2013.

Mr Vulliamy wrote that, while unloading the alcohol in December 2007, Supt John Gilligan, of Belmullet Garda Station at the time, allegedly said: “it’s lucky these walls are high”, in reference to the protesters in the area.

Several days after Mr Vulliamy’s article appeared in The Observer, Shell released a statement, saying, among other things, that:

”Shell E&P Ireland Limited (SEPIL) unequivocally rejects OSSL’s allegations regarding delivery at any time of alcohol to An Garda Síochána.”

Indeed a GSOC investigation into the claims, in July 2014, found:

“No evidence of the purchase or delivery of alcohol to garda stations, nor of any misconduct of garda members, has been found as a result of the investigation.”

The report added:

“These complaints and allegations have been made public and had the potential to undermine public confidence in the Garda Síochána, as well as affect the reputation of others. We hope that publicly explaining the proportionate, fair and independent investigation of this matter will promote confidence of members of the public and of the Garda Síochána in police oversight in this country.”

OSSL released a statement in response to GSOC’s report, stating Mr Kane and Mr Rooney met with GSOC on December 12, 2013 and that their statements – that were previously written down by a Mayo-based superintendent in a hotel in Tallaght, Dublin, in mid-2013, and signed by the two men – were ripped up in front of them while a garda said they were “shit”.

Further to this, last Wednesday, John Donovan, of the Royal Dutch Shell Plc website, contacted GSOC about material that had come into his possession since GSOC’s investigation in 2014.

In his email to GSOC last week, Mr Donovan drew attention to the invoice that OSSL drew up in August 2012.

He wrote:

“If the invoice is fictitious and the related OSSL allegations false, OSSL directors would by now have been arrested and charged for forging a VAT invoice and using it in an attempt to blackmail its former client, Shell EP Ireland.”

His email also contained an audio file of a 42-minute secretly recorded consultation between senior lawyer Mr Marc Fitzgibbon, of Dublin solicitors Lavelle, and Des Kane and Neil Rooney, of OSSL – a recording OSSL subsequently gave to John Donovan.

Attached was a series of emails between Mr Kane and Mr Fitzgibbon which were sent back and forth after the recorded meeting.

Mr Donovan’s email to GSOC also contained a letter, dated October 21, 2014, from Mr Fitzgibbon to Mr Kane, his client, after Mr Donovan notified Mr Fitzgibbon, in an email dated October 18, 2014, that his meeting with Mr Kane and Mr Rooney was secretly recorded [Mr Donovan had sent Mr Fitzgibbon extracts from the recording and sent a copy of the email to Shell’s company secretary, Michiel Brandjes – in order to give them the opportunity to take action to stop Mr Donovan from handing the material to the authorities].

In Mr Fitzgibbon’s letter to Mr Kane, Mr Fitzgibbon tells Mr Kane that he has received two requests from Shell for a conference call with Shell staff, including Michael Crothers, the CEO of Irish Shell.

On November 4, 2014, Mr Donovan sent an email to Justice Minister Frances Fitzgerald. It included the audio recording and a full transcript of the meeting between Marc Fitzgerald, Des Kane and Neil Rooney.

On March 9, 2015, Mr Donovan received a reply from Minister Fitzgerald, in which her private secretary Chris Quattrociocchi stated:

“The Minister has directed me to point out the recent Garda Síochána Ombudsman Commission (GSOC) Report of its investigation into these allegations. That Report, as you are no doubt aware, found no evidence of the purchase or delivery of alcohol to Garda stations, nor any misconduct of Garda members.”

“The Minister considers, therefore, that the matter is now closed and will not be entering into any further correspondence in relation to this.”

On Thursday last, GSOC confirmed to Mr Donovan in writing that it is looking at the material.

So what of this recorded meeting which took place in Dublin, in July 2014?

The main subject discussed is the alcohol that was allegedly given to gardaí.

In it, Mr Kane repeatedly seeks Mr Fitzgibbon’s confirmation that ‘the police alcohol’ was spoken about at several key meetings with senior figures at Shell before OSSL issued the invoice.

Mr Kane repeatedly says he needs ‘back-up’ or confirmation of these conversations to prove to Shell’s company secretary, Michiel Brandjes, ‘the culture of what they were being asked to do by Shell’.

He also says he and Mr Rooney want to take lie detector tests as, he claims, they’re seen as liars in the Irish media and public.

There is also considerable discussion over whether or not ‘the police alcohol’ was part of the full and final settlement agreed on August 2, 2012, with Mr Kane claiming it wasn’t and alleging that he was waiting on instructions from Shell as to how it should invoiced, stating that previous gifts of alcohol to gardai were invoiced as boots and hats.

Indeed, Mr Kane claims OSSL were actually paid for certain services after the settlement.

Mr Fitzgibbon impresses upon Mr Kane that he has to check his notes to recall the context of how ‘the police alcohol’ was talked about in those conversations.

In the recorded meeting, Mr Kane repeats the allegation that OSSL lost its contract with Shell because of OSSL’s refusal to change their statement regarding Supt Joe Gannon, and that one resident was given sweeteners worth up to almost €900,000.

The meeting begins with Mr Kane explaining that he attended the Shell AGM in May 2014 in the Hague, where he requested another meeting with a Shell representative and that he was told this would only be possible if evidence was produced to support Mr Kane’s allegations.

Following is a transcript of the conversation between Marc Fitzgibbon, of Dublin solicitors Lavelle, and Des Kane and Neil Rooney, of OSSLContinue reading →

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