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You may  recall yesterday’s Lindt Gold Bunny competition with a large chocolate rabbit worth €49.99 as the quarry.

We asked: how do you eat yours?

Runners-up

“I feel guilty when I start to eat mine as they sooo cute, so I smash em up into little bits that no longer resemble bunny bit and then sit back flake out and NOM NOM NOM” (Steve)

“Like a demented nun on craggy island administrating an abstinence programme.” (Am I Still on This Island)

“I like my Lindt bunnies to be eaten when I come home from the pub on Easter Saturday, and they belong to your nephew who wakes up the next day and no chocolate for Easter. Yes, this happened. Trying to find Lindt bunnies with a hangover on Easter Sunday was not fun and unsuccessful.” (AH HEYOR)

“As I have a fear of bunnies brought on by a bad experience I once had with some in a lift (they nibbled my cape and everything), I like to name my Lindt chocolate Gold Bunnies Sampras and kill them with a hammer, baseball bat, chainsaw or katana, then I eat them. Simple. (Lisa Powell)

Winner:

“Sobbing in my underwear.” (DNS)

Thanks all.

Previously: Too Soon?

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What you may need to know

1. It’s the next Aardman Animation movie. We do love a good teaser.

2. Shaun made his debut in Wallace And Gromit’s Close Shave (1995), before getting a TV spin-off of his own. He’s big with the under tens. And us.

3. Aardman’s feature output to date has been a bit hit and miss since their breakthrough with Chicken Run (2000), but we did like The Pirates! (2012) And Flushed Away (2006) gets better every time.

4. Broadsheet Prognosis: Shear Genius. No, wait, flocking brilliant.

Release Date: Spring 2015

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Behold what’s thought to be the first ever video footage of a meteorite falling to earth during its ‘dark flight’, or straight trajectory terminal velocity stage.

In the summer of 2012, Anders Helstrup  of the Oslo Parachute Club jumped from a small plane. His helmetcam records him deploying his chute and – seconds later –  a falling meteorite (travelling at about 300km/h) clearing him by just meters.

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(H/T: John Gallen)

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Are you sure you have your ticket?

Because.

Over on Adverts.ie, Sellmystuff is trying to locate the owner of a ticket that’s been found.

They write:

“Hey I got this off another person off adverts, she found this ticket in Portlaoise and tried her best to find the owner (rang Ticketmaster and the venue) but she got no luck. It’s for tonight if anyone is interested at Coppers in Portlaoise.”

Anyone?

Hothouse Flowers, Adverts.ie

Thanks Helen

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[Inchydoney in West Cork]

Depends.

“Research into the mindsets of anti-vaccination campaigners suggests that they tend to exhibit traits such as conspiratorial thinking, reasoning flaws, a reliance on anecdote over data and low cognitive complexity in thinking patterns.”

“Similar traits are seen in the anti–fluoride movement, with similar mistrust of health interventions. It may not be a coincidence that the current drive against fluoride in Ireland emanates from West Cork, a region of the country with an extremely low vaccine uptake that has been the epicentre of recent measles outbreaks.”

Jaykers.

FIGHT!

Politicians should stop pandering to anti-fluoridation campaigners (David Robert Grimes, The Guardian)

Thanks Senan Kerr

Pic: Inchydoney.net

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[Interim Garda Commissioner Noirín O’Sullivan at a garda reserve graduation in Templemore, Co Tipperary this morning]

During her speech at the ceremony, Ms O’Sullivan said there needs to be more accepting of internal dissent within An Garda Síochána.

Afterwards, she took questions from journalists which involved questions about the fact Garda whistleblower Sgt Maurice McCabe still has no access to PULSE and about reports that Gardaí sought to destroy some of the garda recordings.

She was first asked if she would have used the word ‘disgusting’ to describe the Garda whistleblowers Sgt Maurice McCabe and former Garda John Wilson – like her predecessor, former Garda Commissioner, Martin Callinan.

RTÉ News At One reported:

Nóirín O’Sullivan: “I think it was unfortunate use of the word disgusting, I think that in any organisation, that’s large and complex and as large and complex as An Garda Síochána there will be people within the organisation who will identify issues that they wish to bring to attention. And I certainly believe that those people need to be supported and we need to have mechanisms in place to ensure that they can bring those forward. Indeed they may not always be fully right but nevertheless, there may be issues which will help us to continue to improve.”

Paul Reynolds: “So you wouldn’t support his attitude towards the whistleblowers?”

O’Sullivan: “I think that the former Commissioner had a personal opinion in relation to the matter and I think he’s entitled to his opinion.”

Reynolds: “Well on the basis of that do you support the calls from  politicians in Dáil Éireann that Sgt Maurice McCabe, still a serving officer, his full access to PULSE should be restored?”

O’Sullivan: “It’s a matter for review and I would like to be able to tell you more about that at the moment, but I can’t.”

Later

Reynolds: “In relation to the tapes controversy, the recordings, there has been public criticism of that and there has been some suggestion  that the gardaí may have attempted to destroy the tapes.”

O’Sullivan: “Well Paul, as you know, the Commission of Investigation has been established. Though I would like to be in a position to give you more detail in relation to that, I don’t want in any way infringe on the Commission of Investigation that has been established.”

Reynolds: “But that’s the concern, that then, it’s still left open to the possibility that the gardaí may have made attempts to destroy these tapes?”

O’Sullivan: “Again, Paul, I’m constrained in what I can say to you because of the Commission of Investigation but I think in the fullness of time that that will be explained fully.”

Garda Commissioner signals change in attitude to whistleblowers (RTÉ)

Eamonn Farrell/Photocall Ireland

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