Professor Stephen Hawking
It’s a shabby and shameful disgrace,
That humans have not conquered space,
But the world’s favourite prof,
Has teamed up with a toff,
To launch the next phase of this race.
John Moynes
Getty
Professor Stephen Hawking
It’s a shabby and shameful disgrace,
That humans have not conquered space,
But the world’s favourite prof,
Has teamed up with a toff,
To launch the next phase of this race.
John Moynes
Getty
What you may need to know:
1. When a mad scientist threatens New York, a group of mutated turtles and a talking rat emerge from the shadows to protect their home.
2. You know, for kids.
3. They can’t all be winners.
4. Back in 1987, the first animated series was produced in Dublin by Jimmy Murakami.
5. Of course they were “hero turtles” back then. It was assumed that the word “ninja” would result in kids killing each other with nunchucks and katanas.
6. Broadsheet prognosis: Leonardon’t.
Release Date: June 3.

Wordbird tweetz:
We might need to rethink the lighting up stairs…
Incredibly detailed laser-cut architectural pop-up cards by Bogdan Zolochevsky. available for €12.62 each at ColibriGift.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wk5qT_814xM
An alternative (and vastly improved) ‘behind the scenes’ version of Apple’s iPhone6 Timer ad featuring Cookie Monster.
This evening.
Dún Laoghaire.
By JessTobinArt via Austo Lyso
Stretches to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie marked ‘Stretch’ (including time and place)
Prime Time.
Tonight, on RTÉ One, at 9.35pm.
Laura Fitzgerald writes:
Last April, RTÉ’s Investigations Unit revealed the full extent of the story of a young woman in foster care now known by the pseudonym ‘Grace’. ‘Grace’, who has profound intellectual disabilities, was left in a foster home in Waterford for almost 20 years despite a succession of sexual abuse allegations.
RTÉ’s Investigations Unit has now uncovered another case with similarities to the Waterford story where children were also left in the care of a foster family – in the West of Ireland – for several years despite serious allegations of sexual abuse against one family member.
However, unlike the historical nature of the Waterford story, the foster family at the centre of this case has, until recently, continued to provide some support services.
Previously: Grace, Noonan And Monageer