Annie West writes:

I saw loads of people posting colouring sheets for kids and thought ‘aw wait now what about the grownups/” Also that crazy mindfulness colouring book thing with their horrid drawings of rainbows and fish and whatnot.

So I thought okay let’s do some Mindfulness colouring of some lovely modern day heritage sites . Behold (above)….The Mindfulness colouring pages of Twitter. The places you miss the most during #Covid19. The pubs and chippers of Ireland.

Annie West

Meanwhile…

Taoiseach Leo Varadkar (left) and Minister for Health Simon Harris at a press briefing on Easter Sunday in Government Buildings

Via Michael Smith, editor of Village magazine [full article at link below]:

Those who predicted swamped ICUs, scandalous shortages of equipment and overflowing morgues in Ireland were utterly wrong. If you haven’t realised that, you’re not following.

The Irish Times, Irish Independent, RTÉ and other media in Ireland have failed their democratic duty to keep the public aware of the significance of the evolving pattern of Coronavirus cases in Ireland over the last three weeks.

There may indeed be “the darkest days ahead” as the Taoiseach intoned, to media head-nodding, on Easter Sunday, but there is no evidence for it.

I am not saying this to be provocative but because it is the truth.

There is a pattern of reported cases, it is just that the media have not followed it, or conveyed what the pattern indicates as the probable outcome of at least the first wave of Coronavirus cases and deaths in Ireland.

Their job was not to convey this as a certainty but as the probability, based on the curves – the data.

Instead they have plied, and continue hour after hour to ply, pictures of improvised morgues, invitations to submit stories about deceased love ones, pieces about our non-existent devastating shortages of PPE and ventilators, and of rockstars still organising emergency imports of it, and po-faced pieces about how funerals, so central of course to Irish life, will never be the same again….

…The Department of Health oversaw a system underprepared for a pandemic and then specifically underestimated the dangers from China – on 20 February the Chief Medical Officer Tony Holohan ineptly faced a camera and said: “We don’t expect to see anything more than individual cases occurring that we believe we’ll be well-positioned to manage within the next couple of months”.

Within a few weeks, however, the official view had flipped the other way and by 8 March Paul Reid, CEO of the Health Service Executive (HSE), was endorsing a report in the Business Post which quoted the health authorities massively overestimating cases.

The lead story in that newspaper on that day five weeks ago predicted 1.9 million infected cases for Ireland which would have implied 68,000 deaths, since the death rate given by the WHO at the time was 3.4%.

The report did not say there “might” or “would probably” be 1.9 million cases. 

Its best-selling headline on March 8, a date on which there had been no deaths in Ireland, was  “Irish health authorities predict 1.9m people will fall ill with coronavirus”; the subheadline was “Up to 50 per cent of cases projected in a three-week period, while the new figures raise fears of intense pressure on health service”.  The premise was that we would see 30% daily increases in cases. The smaller print of the report clarified that the prognosis depended on there being no lockdown measures….[more at link below]

Media fails to report truth – success in Ireland’s handling of Coronavirus (Michael Smith, Village)

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Fianna Fáil party leader Micheál Martin (left), Taoiseach Leo Varadkar and Sinn Féin party leader Mary Lou McDonald TD, before the final live television leaders’ debate of Election 2020

 

This afternoon.

Further to Fine Gael agreeing “seven tests” (above) that any future coalition must pass to form a Government and Fine Gael highlighting ten policy priorities…

Um.

Sinn Féin TD Eoin O’Broin tweetz:

“Am I seeing things? Is this a joke?

“Not a single mention of housing or homelessness in Fine Gael’s seven policy tests and ten specific policies they want a new government to achieve.”

Related: Government formation: Fine Gael agrees ‘seven tests’ before joining coalition (Jennifer Bray, The Irish Times)

 

This afternoon.

District Magazine writes:

COVID-19 has put our future as a publication in jeopardy. We’ve launched a kickstarter for a new website, with some great rewards for backers. Meeting the target could mean the difference between District surviving or not.

District 2.0: We’re launching a new website and we need your help

District Magazine

This afternoon.

Spotted on the South Circular Road in Dublin city.

Dublin City Council Waste Management Services tweetz:

“Thank you whoever you are. You’ve brightened up our day with your lovely poem and artwork on the South Circular Road. If anyone knows the artist or artists, please let us know. We would like to thank them.”

Anyone?

Also: ‘Bin man’? Classic everyday sexism.

RTÉ in Donnybrook, Dublin 4

Tomorrow.

RTÉ will launch a “virtual memorial wall”.

It reports:

RTÉ is working with funeral directors around the country to curate a website that will allow families to pay tribute to and remember loved ones who have died due to Covid-19.

The virtual memorial wall will be supported by special memorial segments on RTÉ One television and RTÉ Radio One.

…there will be small moments during the day when presenters on RTÉ television and radio “will recite the names of some of the loved ones who have passed.”

Ireland Remembers: Virtual memorial wall for loved ones (RTÉ)

Rollingnews

Sutton, County Dublin this morning

Still Allowed To Dream

You look out the front door at a lifeless street
Hardly a car on the road or a leaf on a tree
Very few humans pass by the window
The sky is grey with no hope of a rainbow
As for me, I don’t look where you look
I get inspiration from book after book
I close my eyes and peer inside
Let my imagination be my guide
I enter a world that you’ve never seen
A magical place you wouldn’t believe
With fluffy white rabbits and cute little puppies
Giant marshmallows and chocolate chip cookies
Where love is the law and crime is unheard of
There are no shops, you get loads of free stuff
Smiling is easy ‘cause folk are so friendly
Yoga is practiced so everyone’s bendy
If only you’d turn off the TV and join me
Close your eyes too and come on my journey
Travel with me to the land where I dream
Meet my mystical friends and a fairy queen

It Doesn’t Matter

It Doesn’t Matter I notice my whole family come downstairs everyday with the same jumper on as the day before, and the day before that.
It doesn’t matter. My five year old didn’t bother to put her skirt on. She’s carrying it around the living room draped over her arm.
It doesn’t matter. It looks cloudy and windy outside today. It’s probably gonna rain, lash, pour, thunder, lightning, hail, sleet, sn…
It doesn’t matter. What will we have for dinner later? Well I’m not risking going to the shops again. Whatever we have in the fridge, cupboards, fruit bowl …
It doesn’t matter. The kids haven’t finished their weekly homework from Teacher and they’re going to get a new homework list on Monday.
It doesn’t matter. No one’s gonna correct it anyway…

I Wanna Be An Egg

I wanna be an egg Fry me, sizzle, sizzle
I wanna be an egg Salt me, sprinkle, sprinkle
I wanna be an egg Boil me, hard or soft
I wanna be an egg Crack me, chop my head off
I wanna be an egg Scramble me in your sandwich
I wanna be an egg Add salad to your omelette
I wanna be an egg Spread joy and Easter cheer
I wanna be an egg Behold my gooey interior
I wanna be an egg Versatile and savoury
I wanna be an egg Lay me, sit on me
I wanna be an egg Eat me at your leisure
I wanna be an egg Taste me, guaranteed pleasure

All poems by Eimear Grace.

Lines on the lockdown to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie marked ‘Lines on the Lockdown.

Young man/woman/fluid.

There’s no need to feel down.

Iveagh Trust flats, Kevin Street Dublin 8.

Lois McGrath writes:

We had ourselves some balcony bingo on Sunday night and forgot about reality for about an hour or so…

In fairness.

Pre-Covid refund policy

Post-covid refund policy

Oh.

Ticketmaster has quietly changed its refund policy, and the new language used could spell trouble for fans hoping to get their money back.

Ticketmaster’s previous policy indicated that “refunds are available if your event is postponed, rescheduled or canceled, with the only exception reserved for MLB games and US Open events.

However, the page was recently updated with new language which says only canceled events are eligible for refunds, and not “postponed or rescheduled” ones.

Anyone?/FIGHT!

Ticketmaster Quietly Changes Refund Policy in the Wake of Pandemic (Consequence of Sound)

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