MORE to folly
Thanks Colin McGann (The Clare People); Tanya O’Neill (The Westmeath Examiner and The Connaught Telegraph); Paul Murphy (Irish Sun): Colm Heaney (Irish Mirror) and Nick Sutton (UK covers)
Covers to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie
SWEET BABY JAYSUS.
Pleasing famous facial symmetry via fiendish camera trickery from Gavin Beattie, a designer with TinyLittleHorse.
From top: Enda Kenny, Mary Lou McDonald, Michael Martin, Lucinda Creighton and ‘REDACTED].
Gav sez:
“One side is always uglier than the other. So I generally just mirror the ugly sides.”
The masterfully lurid work of Italian illustrator Walter Molino (1915 – 1997)
FAI chief John Delaney and partner Emma English at the Aviva Lansdowne Road Nua yesterday
Anything good in The Washington Post?
But of course there are questions of legal and ethical impropriety in this arrangement. For one, the payment was kept confidential, and Delaney claims he had to abide by a confidentiality provision.
On the other hand, his spontaneous public confession suggests otherwise, and he didn’t have to agree to the confidentiality provision in the first place.
Why would a nonprofit sporting organization and one of its member nations think that keeping this payment secret was a proper way to conduct business? Losing teams are always unhappy, and lawsuits almost never provide satisfaction, so FIFA had very little to fear in a courtroom.
Yet this secret deal — with both the amount and the entire arrangement kept clandestine — still struck both parties as perfectly reasonable. If further investigation determines that these private parties agreed to commit public wrongs, the deal might not be a shrewd bargain so much as an illegal conspiracy.
More troublingly, why was the payment characterised as a “loan” to build a stadium? If that description turns out to be inaccurate, then the creative bookkeeping might have been an effort to hide the hush money.
So even if Delaney was right to accept the money and to stay quiet about it, football fans of Ireland might still consider this accounting ingenuity a firing offense. If not for Delaney, then perhaps for the auditors…..
Prof. William Birdthistle, professor of law at Illinois Institute of Technology
Famine In Irish Football (Washington Post)
(AP)
Alternatively…
Unpalatable as it may seem, €5m in cold hard cash was an extraordinary coup. In one fell swoop, Delaney made up for much of the shortfall in corporate ticket sales for the Aviva, and did so without being in any way beholden to Fifa.
When all the posturing and righteous indignation has died down, people will see that John Delaney actually managed to deliver what our actual team has conspicuously failed to achieve in recent times. A result.
BOOM.
Director Spike Jonze and Christopher Walken in the lobby of a Marriott Hotel in Los Angeles shortly before Christmas 2000 on the set of that Fat Boy Slim video.
“The ridiculously talented James Earley has added a splash of colour to City Quay, Dublin 2, with a beautiful, large-scale mural commissioned by Visit Dublin. Dublin itself is the inspiration for the piece which depicts an Irish Wolfhound, interspersed with Dublin landmarks like the Spire, Ha’Penny Bridge and Liberty Hall.”
Previously: Fruit Of The Bloom
(Thanks Judy Cecil)
(H/T: Ultach)