Just do-i-don’t, alright?
Or ‘birgs’. Whatever.
Behold: the 2019 BMW i8 Roadster – a petrol-electric hybrid that tops out at a pedestrian 120km/h for a 53km range in e-Drive ‘clean’ mode.
With full greenhouse gas blasters engaged, the top speed rises to 155mph and the roadster will accelerate to 100km/h in 4.4 seconds.
Still, it’s awful pretty.
(No) MORE: Sloth Kittens (eatliver)
Miami taxidermist Enrique Gomez De Molina is apparently facing charges, potential jail time and up to $250,000 in fines because he lacked the proper permits to import the rare animal parts used to create these quasi-mythical stuffed hybrid abominations.
The interview above was filmed in happier, but no less crazy times last December.