More to follow.
Polémica en el Parlamento irlandés: el ministro y líder del Partido Verde Eamon Ryan se quedó dormido en plena sesión parlamentaria, hecho que ha generado gran indignación en el país. https://t.co/Gus3qtScV5
— laSexta (@laSextaTV) July 17, 2020
Oh.
Gas Men… Seriously… Call the Gas Men… Could be a leak… pic.twitter.com/3cOMwblrqh
— Niall Ward (@nialltalk) July 16, 2020
Jaykers.
Earlier:
So there is a vote on the @SocDems bill to give workers a living wage – @EamonRyan of @greenparty_ie has to be woken up to vote AGAINST it #Dail pic.twitter.com/VCMT3HIzPt
— Mick Caul (@caulmick) July 16, 2020
Oh.
Comfy-looking chairs, in fairness.
FIGHT!
Previously: Why John Gormley Stayed In Bed
Course you are.
Broadsheet on the Telly returns at 9.30pm streaming LIVE here (above) and on our YouTube channel with a HOLIDAY SPECIAL.
Along with presenting old friends, new pals and domestic pets, host Neil Curran will be broadcasting from a popular – and very much open – Irish bar on the Costa del Sol and chatting with its two Irish owners.
Bring sunscreen.
Hosted by Neil Curran.
Previously: Broadsheet on the Telly
Who’s That?
atA nutty Adult Swim Smalls short by Robert Bohn wherein a crustacean seeks help to avoid drying out at a grocery store.
€760 per month for this beauty pic.twitter.com/148VGgOVxF
— Nicole Glennon (@nicoleglennon_) July 15, 2020
Some nifty camera work going on from this landlord, you'd almost think the kitchen isn't two steps from the bed! And only €830 a month! pic.twitter.com/nE6TG08c7p
— Nicole Glennon (@nicoleglennon_) July 15, 2020
€850 a month – that sink is IMPRESSIVELY small. pic.twitter.com/7vvZ8Fd1Th
— Nicole Glennon (@nicoleglennon_) July 15, 2020
€1200 a month for this stunning "open plan kitchen/living/bedroom area" pic.twitter.com/4FvkaaJXOX
— Nicole Glennon (@nicoleglennon_) July 15, 2020
€950 per month. pic.twitter.com/6HQWm0a1wj
— Nicole Glennon (@nicoleglennon_) July 15, 2020
Jaysus.
A twitter thread by Nicole Glennon of the hellscape that is the Dublin “studio apartments” market.
Expensive cells, essentially.
From top: Barry Cowen (left) in Dublin Castle last Tuesday; Dan Boyle
A dismissal rather than a resignation is rare in Irish political life. After Barry Cowen’s brief ministerial sojourn, we need to go back thirty years to have had a similar instance.
Hugh Coveney (father of our Minister for Foreign Affairs, Simon) could be said to have been constructively dismissed in 1995 when he was thought to have had inappropriate contact with a businessman.
It was thought a red card offence, although he was part compensated by being offered a Minister of State position.
Jim McDaid could have pursued a breach of promise action when he was offered a cabinet appointment in 1991, but was never appointed.
Being seen outside the Four Courts in the aftermath of an extradition hearing of a constituent, Fianna Fáil’s then partners in government, the Progressive Democrats, did not want him sitting at the cabinet table.
The last direct dismissal from an Irish cabinet was that of Brian Lenihan Senior in 1990. In the midst of a presidential campaign Lenihan was shown to have difficulties with his ‘mature recollection’.
The notoriously difficult to please PDs told then Taoiseach, Charlie Haughey, that this was something with which they would not put up with.
Lenihan also held the office of Tánaiste at the time. It created the surreal situation that the Fianna Fáil candidate to be the nation’s first citizen, was simultaneously thought unsuitable to be a member of government.
The most famous cabinet dismissals occurred in 1970 on foot of the Arms Crisis. Then Taoiseach, Jack Lynch, sought but did not receive the resignations of Charlie Haughey and Neil Blaney. They were told to leave cabinet.
Otherwise, outside of cabinet reshuffles, ministerial resignations have been the order of the day. Often such resignations have been encouraged.
More often than not the reasons behind enforced cabinet changes have been about character issues rather than issues of governance.
These reasons have tended be placed on failed attempts to cover up what, otherwise, may have been more explainable indiscretions.
We have been fortunate that foibles of a personal nature have not played so largely in our politics, nor have we had a media who have seen fit to delve in such areas.
Unfortunately there never seems to have been an occasion that someone has lost ministerial office solely on the basis that they weren’t very good at their job.
Effective accountability should be the ability of measuring the competence of any office holder. There has been too little of that in the Irish political system.
Geography should never be a factor in making up a cabinet. Gender has to be. A century into independence it is a balance we are continuing not to get right.
Experience has a role but not an overriding one. It constantly needs to be blended with new thinking and approaches.
Everything else is a lottery. Any government is amalgam. Coalition government particularly is so. What coalition governments are not is a marriage.
The three does not become one. A programme for government is the basis for a government to act as a single entity. Otherwise it is the sum of its component parts.
At times those component parts will act independently of each other, often returning to type. Otherwise known as politics.
Dan Boyle is a former Green Party TD and Senator and serves as a Green Party councillor on Cork City Council. His column appears here every Thursday. Follow Dan on Twitter: @sendboyle
Yesterday: Heber Rowan: A Turning Point
The drinks votes are in.
Last week, with a tipsy €25 Golden Discs voucher on offer, I asked you to name your favourite drinking song.
You answered in your belligerent tens.
But there could be only winner.
Third Place
I Wish I Was Still Drinking by Colin Hay
Mr P writes:
Usually when you hear a song that reminisces about bygone drinking days, it is often a song of regret and remorse, not this one!
Runner-up:
Limerick You’re A Lady by Sharyn Ward
Italia 90 writes:
I first heard this song in O’Sullivan’s in Crookhaven [County Cork] back in the summer of ’92 sung by the lovely Ann (one of the five Anns/Annes who used to comment on here regularly?) and to this day, it’s still my favourite pub song. Take it away Sharyn Ward! Can I also give a shameless plug to my godson in NY…
Winner:
A Pair Of Brown Eyes by The Pogues
Otis Blue writes;
‘And the arms and legs of other men were scattered all around. Some cursed, some prayed, some prayed then cursed…’. It should be the National Anthem.
Nick says: Thanks all. Hic.
Last week: Win Nick’s Voucher
Graphics from Unreal Engine 5 rendered on a Playstation 5
What you may need to know
1. Last week Sony made a $250 million investment in Epic Games, the creators of Fortnite and Unreal Engine which has been used to develop hundreds of third party games. The Guinness Book of World Records called Unreal the “most successful videogame engine” of all time.
2. Contrast this with the $330 million investment that Chinese conglomerate Tencent paid in 2012 for a 40% share in (an admittedly pre-Fortnite) Epic Games.
3. Sony’s investment gives Epic a near $18 billion valuation, or a 20x return on Tencent’s investment to date. Epic’s revenue for 2020 is forecast to be around $5 billion, and not all from Fortnite.
4. The investment paves the way for greater integration between Sony and Epic outside of just gaming and Unreal’s use in Sony’s upcoming Playstation 5 launch.
5. Think of how Unreal could be used in the production of the Spiderman movie, or how a musician whose touring revenue is currently curtailed might stage a virtual concert in Fortnite as Sony’s Travis Scott did in April this year, bringing more than 12 million players onto the platform to view the event.
6. Sony needs Epic more than Epic needs Sony. Epic has successfully monetised the infrastructure that their core business was built on to the point that the infrastructure has become one of their core businesses.
7. There are currently more than 7 million people who license Unreal Engine for both gaming and enterprise. Epic CEO Tim Sweeney has already predicted that enterprise users of Unreal Engine will overtake game users soon with applications as diverse as architecture, medical research and car manufacturing.
8. Or, the Metaverse. The Epic CEO thinks that we’re three years away from a viable digital reality that converges with actual reality, like in almost every Black Mirror episode ever. I wouldn’t bet against him.
Kieran’s verdict: Invest early in the metaverse to avoid virtual disappointment later.
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