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atLuan Parle
Singer-songwriter Luan Parle writes:
I’d love you ALL to feature in my next music video…
I have just released a new album ‘Never Say Goodbye’ and since we’re all in isolation at the moment I’ve come up with a fun creative idea that you, your family & your kids can all get involved in.
What do you need to do?
Record yourself rocking out to this song, playing air guitar, doing handstands, sing into your hairbrush, whatever you like! The more creative the better.
If you have a child, an adult, a grandparent or house hold pet who plays guitar, drums, keyboard etc record them playing along.
Don’t worry about the audio, that will be overdubbed.
Video must be shot in landscape (hold your phone horizontally while recording).
Then email your clip to me at luanlive@gmail.com
Thanks Clive Barnes
Symptomatic
atNo Provision
atThis is outrageous @LeoVaradkar. You said “we’re in this together” yet condemn asylum seekers to poverty. Shame on you! #CoronaCrisis https://t.co/9VbKBrmWvw
— MASI – Movement of Asylum Seekers in Ireland (@masi_asylum) March 20, 2020
Anyone?
This morning/afternoon
Templemore, County Tipperary.
Above from left: Taoiseach Leo Varaadkar, Minister for Justice and Equality Charlie Flanagan and Garda Commissioner Drew Harris at inspecting the 319 new Gardaí (whose graduation has been brought forward to help deal with coronavirus) at today’s Attestation Ceremony at the Garda Training College.
This calls for a night in Coppers.
Oh.
Cunas.
Lorraine Mitchell writes:
The nieces want me to homeschool them. So we set up shop yesterday. The school tour is booked for June, to the beach. Here’s hoping
In fairness.
Meanwhile…
@EducateTogether @canalwayetns school principal Dermot hold’s remote assembly for canal way educate together national school DUBLIN 8 #schoolclosure #coronavirus #keeponsmilinghttps://t.co/Jkkp4Xyw3r
— canalwayetns (@canalwayetns) March 20, 2020
‘Sup?
Earlier : *throws duster*
AirHAP?
at— Cllr. Alison Gilliland (@AlisonGilliland) March 20, 2020
Anyone?
Meanwhile…
Twitter is spazzing out and won’t let me tweet this pic.twitter.com/SrgyHlUjNn
— Conor Fitzgerald (@fitzfromdublin) March 20, 2020
Um.
The votes are in.
Last week, with a boredom-busting €25 Golden Discs voucher to be won, I asked you to name your favourite music (song or album) to self-isolate to.
You answered in your tens.
But there could only be one winner.
Third place:
James Stephens – O the Brown and the Yellow Ale
Kingfisher writes:
James Stephens, the writer of The Crock of Gold, The Charwoman’s Daughter, The Insurrection in Dublin, and many poems, sings O the Brown and the Yellow Ale, a song about an old man whose young wife is enchanted away from him by a man from another world. Stephens was desolate after The Rising as a result of which one of his closest friends was executed. This song has a spooky and lonely feel that surely expresses his loss. Listen here.
Runner-up:
The Lonesome Touch by Martin Hayes & Dennis Cahill
Otis Blue writes:
Martin Hayes says it best…’The Lonesome Touch is a phrase used to describe a person’s music. It is the intangible aspect of music that is both elusive and essential. The word ‘Lonesome’ expresses a sadness, a blue note, a sour note. Even though the music bares the trace of struggle and of pain, it is also the means of uplift, transcendence, to joy and celebration’.
Winner:
Us And Only Us by The Charlatans
Clampers Outside writes:
One of the most underrated albums of rock/indie music there is. From the opening lush swirling sounds and vocals of ‘Forever’ you know you are in for a rhythmic ride. A ride that takes you with it with the most amazing ease through love songs ‘Impossible’ and ‘I Don’t Care Where You Live’ to tracks that’d put a stride on your strut like ‘A House Is Not A Home’ to my own bluesy favourite (if I have to pick just one) ‘Watching You’.It’s an album you can stick on from the start and let run to the end without ever jumping ahead.
Thanks all.
Last week: Win Nick’s Voucher
James Stephens portrait: National Gallery of Ireland
Why all this hoo-hah about soap and water? Surely we’re better off with that hand sanitiser we managed to wrestle out of the hands of some old lady before Tesco ran out? Nope.
20 seconds with even the cheapest, nastiest soap spells dissolution and doom for COVID-19, as this usefully kid-friendly video from Vox explains.


















