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He’s got frequent cute hoor miles.

Former Clare County Councillor Pascal Fitzgerald was made a director [of the Irish Aviation Authority] at the beginning of August. Directors on the board of the Irish Aviation Authority are paid up to €13,000 a year
…Mr Fitzgerald, who is a publican, served as a councillor for ten years before he lost his seat in the Shannon area last May. He could not be contacted for comment.
The Department of Transport said the IAA carries out “a range of operational and regulatory functions and services relating to the safety and technical aspects of civil aviation.”

Boat it is so.

Failed Labour candidate appointed to Irish Aviation Authority board (RTÉ)

Earlier: Right-Hand Man

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Ireland’s only Amish community in Waterford this Summer

 

Irish and Amish.

Win win.

Rachel Lavin, of the University Times, writes:

“Since finding their feet in Dunmore East the community is now firmly established as Ireland’s first Amish-Mennonite community made up of roughly 75 people. The community is made up of Amish and Mennonites from mainly America, Poland and Ukraine. There is also one newly Amish Welsh family, who converted to the Mennonite way after becoming increasingly exasperated with the Anglican church.

Here, the men and women follow traditional roles with the women primarily working as care-givers and homemakers while the men work mostly in blue collar jobs such as carpenters, blacksmiths, plumbers and shopkeepers. Although men are the main breadwinners, Dan explains the men try to do flexible jobs that allow them to stay at home as much as possible with their family. One of the community’s main sources of income is a co-operative business they set up near their homes, which includes a grocery shop, a bakery, a book shop and a wooden furniture store.

…As well as operating under their own framework of what is just, the Amish are perhaps most famed for living without modern technology. Pastor Dan, who grew up Amish, admits that the devout Amish ‘live a hard life with no electricity or phone’ but that in the Waterford Amish Mennonite settlement, which is more liberal in its belief system,‘we have more modern conveniences’. Indeed, the extent of how much they shun the applications of the modern world was initially confusing to me. I had specifically avoided bringing my laptop to take notes given my assumptions about the Amish being anti-technology so am more than a little surprised to see the pastor opening his laptop mid-sermon, connecting it to a projector and preceding to give a PowerPoint presentation on ‘grace’…

…We finish the day with some final few hymns, or what for me is further lip syncing and then the crowd gradually start to clear up and get ready for home. Taking this as my cue to leave I gather my things and say my thanks. At the door I bump into Rachel, a girl about my age and out of pure curiosity quiz her on the depth of her knowledge on certain current events and pop culture. Do you know who Barack Obama is? Yes. Enda Kenny? Yes Facebook ? Yes, some members even have it. How about selfies? Yes but she’s never taken one. Hmm I see my lift pulling up so try to think of the most arbitrary thing my generation universally knows of. Just as she turns to leave, I settle on the perfect example.

Kim Kardashian?

Rachel turns innocently and says ‘Oh I’m sorry, I don’t really know much about Irish history and legends’…”

MORE here: The Irish Amish, Rachel Lavin, University Times Magazine

Pics by Benedict Shegog/University Times

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Dublin Says No writes:

Residents of Edenmore and Surrounding areas marched on Raheny Garda station last night after heavy-handed tactics were used by gardai on peaceful protesters.

Meanwhile, in Limewood this morning …

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A stand off between Gardai and residents.

UPDATE:

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Irish Water protesters have an impromptu sing-song on the Luas yesterday after Judge Max Barrett refused to reinstate an injunction previously imposed by Judge Partick McCarthy on September 19. GMC Sierra, which is installing water metres on behalf of Irish Water in Dublin, wanted it reinstated but lost their bid.

On Thursday, GMC Sierra will ask the High Court to jail the seven protesters for allegedly breaching court orders.

Water meter protesters may face prison for contempt of court (Irish Times)

Dublin Says No (Facebook)

casey

On this day in 1979, Eamonn Casey and Michael Cleary were the warmup act for Pope John Paul II in Ballybrit, Galway.

They wanted to bind us together.

He told us he loved us.

Good times.

Watch in full here.

Previously: Where Were You When We Were Getting High?

Alternatively

He Wore Protection

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Genius Footwear mogul Jason Kavanagh (centre) with Alex (left) and Rob of Missing Andy.

A pair of shoes/boots from Genius, Exchequer Street, Dublin (worth up to €120) was up for ‘grabs’ to the wittiest caption to accompany the above image.

You answered in your dozens.

Runners up

Dav: “Does it come in a 12?”

G_A: “The moustache wax hardened, the two men took hold and with the power of denim and leather, proceeded to lift the bearded messiah up off the ground. Then the sky bled and the seas boiled.”

qwerty: “Elaborate canine smuggling attempt foiled – the dog has been returned to its overjoyed owner.”

nevan: “So moustache pulling has no affect on you, eh? Then it’s time for the finger! Now tell me, WHERE DID YOU HIDE MY PENNY FARTHING??”

Mark: “I saw my Granny tune in a radio once, I’m pretty sure this is what you do”

Mick Flavin: “You know how to whistle, don’t you Jason? You just get two blokes to draw aside your ridiculous moustache, and blow.”

Mike Dublin: “I mustache to Genius for my new shoes.”

Ahjayziz: “The pubic lice. They’ve adapted.”

And the winner…

bertie blenkinsop: “So George Clooney’s bride isn’t the only beard to hit the headlines this week…”

Thanks all

Yesterday: Win His Shoes

Genius

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