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TV3’s Siobhan Bastible’s horrific, life-threating on-air choke makes it into News Bloopers (March edition)

Nestled between Huge Anus and gun-carrying lady.

Previously: You May Heimlich This

Thanks Noel Ballyntyne

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A mini action movie in which Bruce Willis wakes to find himself targetted and pursued by an entire city.

Masterfully assembled by professional editor Pierre-Alexandre Chauvat using scenes from 39 movies including the Die Hard series, naturally, Death Proof, Back To The Future, The Dark Knight and 12 Monkeys.

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In a pint glass (if you’re not careful).

Conor McManus writes:

Just wondering if you could spread the word about an event The 1895 Trust (Shelbourne FC Supporters Trust) are holding tonight at The Tolka Bar at Tolka Park, Dublin. Should be a fun event for any Shels fans.

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Rebekah Murphy writes:

I know you don’t normally do this but my cat Juno (above) went missing on Sunday morning in the Cherrywood Park area of Clondalkin [Dublin]. She’s wearing a blue collar and is really small and skinny. Her sister misses her terrible and we’re desperately worried.

 

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Sophie Flynn writes:

My 7 month old cat, Hooper (above), has been missing since March 20 in East Wall [Dublin]. He’s spayed and microchipped. If you could ask people to keep an eye out and contact me if there’s any info. Very worried and desperate to figure out where he’s got to. Missing him.

 

Anyone?

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When disgraced Garda Bryan ‘Brian’ O’Brien (Jonathan Rhys Meyers) finds himself trapped in Áras an Uachtaráin after militant bankrupt builder ‘Big’ Jim McMenaminmin (Brendan Gleeson) holds the place to siege, it’s up to him to save the president (Finnoula Flanagan). Armed only with a Garda issue Uzi machine gun and his wits, O’Brien has to contend with McMenaminmin’s tooled-up workforce and the machinations of an oily Junior Minister (Domhnall Gleeson) whipping the media into a frenzy. Co-starring Liam Cunningham as the Garda Commissioner, Charlene McKenna as Bryan’s sassy love interest and Brian Gleeson as Squeebag, Kick Aras reminds us, once and for all, that NOBODY fools with the guards.

Too much Gleeson?

Not enough Gleeson?

YOU decide.

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(Poster by Adrian Hughes)

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