The Official Crumlin Shopping Centre facebook page.
It’s unreal. But in a good way.
(Thanks Cat Beahan Brady)
The Official Crumlin Shopping Centre facebook page.
It’s unreal. But in a good way.
(Thanks Cat Beahan Brady)
Her eyes closed tight, her mouth contorted and she let out a slow, sensual moan of blissful ecstasy. She did enjoy a Werther’s Original.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) February 12, 2015
She thrashed about for hours, her arms bound above her head, unable to see or cry for help. Gran always struggled to get her jumper off.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) February 12, 2015
I was shocked to open the door and see a frenzied, urgent, heaving mass of bodies. There’s nothing like the post office on pension day.
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) February 9, 2015
She drooled and wriggled with excitement. She’d never had two men at once. Meals on Wheels must have hired more staff
— Fifty Shades of Gran (@50ShadesGran) February 7, 2015
In case you missed it (it’s been around for weeks) behold the 50 Shades Of Gran twitter feed. To wit:
Erotica for the over 80s
There’s also an accompanying blog.
(H/T: Marsupial)
A buttgag-heavy parody of a recent McDonald’s ‘Signs’ commercial.
The original legend was ‘ For years, McDonald’s signs across the country have been used to spread messages of love, hope and respect. This is a collection of some of those signs.’
Not any more.
All the classic clichés of the 80s action flick recreated in neck snappingly authentic style by Comedy Central’s Key & Peele.
College Humor imagines what it would be like if Apple ‘gave us the features we truly deserved’.



From We Go To The Gallery, a limited edition artworkby Miriam Elia, who sez:
‘We Go to the Gallery’ is the first in a series of Dung Beetle Learning books designed to make scary subjects approachable for the under 5s. Printed in bold colours and written in a clear and cheerful tone, each book will drag families into the darker recesses of the collective unconscious, for their broader cultural benefit.
For just as the humble dung beetle gathers faeces from the forest floor in which to lay its eggs, the child also lays its ‘eggs of knowledge’ in the turd of its own mind.
All righty then.
With Weird Al Yankovic’s new album due out, The Verge has compiled a tribute to the obsessive attention to detail he’s lavished on his parody videos over the years.