Yearly Archives: 2013

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Howard Sattler (left), a Perth Radio show host, decided to ask Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard (right) about rumours concerning her partner Tim Mathieson.

Not one of his better ideas.

Howard Sattler: “Myths, rumours, snide jokes and innuendos, you’ve been the butt of them many times.”

Julia Gillard: “Well I think that’s probably right. We’ve certainly seen that this week.”

Howard Sattler:
“Can I test a few out?”

Gillard: “In what way?”

Sattler:
“Tim’s gay.”

Gillard: “
Well…”

Sattler:
“…No, that’s not me saying it. It’s a myth.”

Gillard:
“Well that’s absurd.”

Sattler: “But you hear it. He must be gay, he’s a hairdresser.”

Gillard: “Oh, isn’t that…”

Sattler: “But you’ve heard it? It’s not me saying it. It’s what people…”

Gillard: “Well, I mean Howard, I don’t know whether every silly thing that gets said is going to be repeated to me now.”

Sattler:
“No, no, no…”

Gillard: “But, you know, to all the hairdressers out there, including the men who are listening, I don’t think in life one can actually look at a whole profession full of different human beings and say ‘Gee we know something about every one of those human beings’, I mean, it’s absurd isn’t it?”

Sattler: “You can confirm that he’s not?”

Gillard:
“Howard don’t be ridiculous. Of course not.”

Sattler: “No, but in a heterosexual relationship. That’s all I’m asking.”

Gillard: “Howard, you and I have just talked about that. So now that is bordering…”

Sattler:
“No, I wanted to get rid of it.”

Gillard: “Howard, let me just bring you back to Earth.”

Sattler: “I’m not saying it.”

 Gillard: “Right, well, let me just bring you back to Earth. You and I have just talked about me and Tim living at the Lodge. We live there together as a couple. You know that. Yes, on the internet there are lots of what I’ve referred to in the past as nutjobs and I’m happy to use the expression again…”

Sattler: “Good.”

Gillard: “…People who peddle and circulate vile and offensive things.”

Sattler:
“Awful things.”

Julia Gillard:
“Yeah absolutely.”

Fairfax Radio’s 6PR suspended Howard pending an ‘internal inquiry.

Julia Gillard worried young girls put off politics by her treatment (The Age)

Thanks Mark Geary

 

invite001stencilVS002VS006Dublin based stencil artist KEMP is having an exhibition in Vicar St. tonight prior to the Breeders gig from 6-8pm.

No invite required and you don’t need to be going to the gig to gain entry.

KEMP synopsises the night thus:

Chances of hipster presence- nailed on

Chances of tay – slim but wouldn’t totally rule it out

Chances of a bike being stolen- worth a punt

Chances of art featuring lost or cute pets, weather or things that look like Ireland- unfortunately nil.

 

the Breeders at Vicar St

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Colin Hassard writes:

I penned this poem in light of the imminent G8 summit in Northern Ireland and the global “stick up”. It also laments the demise of the NHS and the media’s obsession with celebrity culture. Peace!

 

Colin Hassard (Facebook)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLh-SR0yHPQ

In a very, very stupid attempt to leap over a speeding, oncoming car, Youtuber and high school long jumper friekenwork snatches an undeserved partial win from the jaws of fail.

As his friend in the car so rightly points out ‘Oh my Gawd-uh’.

That knee will be killing him when he’s older.

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Our pitifully low rate of corporation tax and relaxed attitude towards financial malfeasance?

No.

Our young, highly bearded educated workforce and beautiful climate?

Yes.

A new spot for the IDA [Industrial Development Authority].

Via Senan Ryan