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From top: Seanad Eireann; Anne Marie McNally
Are you are one of the lucky ones who can cast your vote in the upcoming Seanad election?
Make it count.
Anne Marie McNally writes:
It’s almost election time again. No matter what Bill and Ben decide in the big room of chats, there will be an election in the coming weeks – an election to elect national legislators who will preside over the passage of legislation that will impact on both the country as a whole and your life personally.
The catch here is this; unless you are one of a handful of elite graduates from select institutions then you will not get the chance to that vote in that election.
Yes, you guessed it, it’s the Seanad election.
To be clear, even if a General Election is called we will still have to go ahead with the current Seanad election and then following the General Election there would be yet another Seanad election with the same process. The Seanad election MUST take place within 90 days of a General Election being called.
Two years ago there was a referendum put to the people as to whether to keep or abolish the Seanad. The third (& seemingly most favoured option) which was not put to the people was to maintain the Seanad with dramatic reforms to the institution itself and to the process which ‘elects’ the institution.
Two years since that referendum we stand poised to have another run of the Upper House with absolutely zero changes to either the institution or the electoral process associated with it.
Of the 60 members who will sit in our Upper House, 11 will be nominated by the Taoiseach (whomever that may be!) six will be elected from the University Panels – consisting of just two universities – the National University of Ireland and the University Of Dublin (Trinity).
Each of those two institutions will elect three members to make up the six University members of the Seanad.
Feeling represented yet?
The remaining 43 ‘panel’ members of the Seanad will run on the panel where they supposedly have ‘knowledge and practical experience’ on the subject of the panel.
It’s not clear if being a rejected General Election candidate qualifies you but it appears so judging by the candidates for the upcoming panels).
The panels are as follows:
-Cultural and Educational Panel
-Agricultural Panel
-Labour Panel
-Industrial and Commercial Panel
-Administrative Panel.
Now here’s the real rub…you may be thinking ‘OK I didn’t attend either Trinity or NUI but I can choose my legislators on the general panel elections…’
Not unless you are either (a) a member of the incoming Dáil (b) a Member of the outgoing Seanad –the irony! Or (c) an elected Councillor on either a city or county council.
So unless you’re one of a very select few who went to either of the ‘chosen’ Universities or an elected official (or a Senator vacating your seat!) then you will not have the opportunity to have any say whatsoever in the election of the 60 people who will sit in the Upper House of our Oireachtas.
Now you may console yourself by saying things like ‘ah sure they’ve no power anyway’ and for the most part you wouldn’t be far wrong however if we want an Oireachtas and a legislature that is truly representative of the citizens and that is for and of the citizens then we cannot sit back and allow the Seanad to continue in its current form.
We should not accept that 60 undemocratically elected people will spend the next few years (or months depending on the political landscape) coasting along on very nice salaries and expense accounts while being cushioned by the ‘there’s not much we can do anyway’ argument.
That’s why when you (if you are one of the very few lucky ones who can) cast your vote in the upcoming Seanad election then vote for someone who is not satisfied to hide in the shadows for the next lifespan of the Seanad.
Elect someone who is prepared to stand up and challenge the status quo both inside and outside the Upper House,
Someone with genuine background on the panel they are running on or someone on the University panels who has raised their voice for change against the odds rather than the high-profile politician who’s using a branch of our democracy as a stepping stone or a layover on their political career.
Anne Marie McNally is a founding member of the Social Democrats. Follow Anne Marie on Twitter: @amomcnally
A banner placed on the Ha’penny Bridge in Dublin in February, calling for safe routes for people seeking refugee protection
Lecturer in Geography at University College Cork Piaras Mac Éinrí writes:
I don’t want to go into too much detail so as not to identify any parties, but I heard some truly disturbing stories today about the Department of Justice and Law Reform’s handling of such issues as family reunification for Syrian refugees.
A case in point: the woman in Syria who wanted to join her family in Ireland and who was obliged to travel at extraordinary personal danger and expense in order to obtain an identity document for onward travel, only to be informed that it would not be acceptable.
Assurances were given by Frances Fitzgerald, inside and outside the Dáil, that Ireland would be generous about such matters.
The reality is that a paltry number of individuals and families (I think approximately 20 individuals) have been accepted from Lebanese refugee camps in the past several months, while the bigger relocation programme, announced with much fanfare and whereby 4,000 people were to be accepted from overcrowded ‘hot spots’ in Greece and Italy, appears to be completely blocked.
A particular feature of the Department’s current approach seems to be that, even when people are brought in through UNHCR-brokered programmes, it is all done in virtual secrecy.
I met one Syrian family in Mallow a few weeks ago, as I wrote on Facebook at the time, as they had accidentally met up with friends of mine here who had themselves lived in Aleppo.
There are eight Syrian families in Mallow now – there is no security issue, or need for confidentiality, or anything else. Yet it has taken weeks to put them in touch with people who can help them, speak their language, provide them with the most basic assistance.
What is this about, if it is not an obsessive concern with control and an excessive wish to block anyone from civil society from offering help and support?
I have no doubt where much of the fault lies.
In all the changes which have taken place in government (and governance) in this country in the past half-century, one department remains virtually untouched. The Department of Justice has ‘captured’ virtually every minister appointed to it over the decades (I was told today that, for all of his faults, the only exception was Alan Shatter – he initiated a one-off programme of his own for Syrians and the civil servants hated it).
Their securocratic obsessions and slavish subservience to British policy (in the name of protecting the Common Travel Area), as well as their stubborn refusal to engage with other stakeholders, shows that nothing has changed.
My own experience as a civil servant in the 1980s was of dealing with a close-minded, bigoted, sometimes racist and utterly intransigent mindset.
Contrast this with the change in other departments, who now engage actively with other stakeholders – Foreign Affairs and the development policy community are a case in point.
Remember the Hungarians who came in 1956.
They were treated so badly by official Ireland that the vast majority could not wait to move to Canada, a country which offered them a real welcome.
Ironically, the camp where they were (literally) detained, Knockalisheen in Co. Clare is, perhaps not surprisingly, now a Direct Provision Centre. A kind of ‘no-place’ for invisible people.
The Department hasn’t changed since then; as far as I am concerned they have blood on their hands.
But ordinary Ireland has and stands ready to accept refugees in some numbers and make them welcome.
The twin new dangers now are that an absence of government makes ongoing paralysis ever more likely and a possible Brexit will lead to new talk of border controls and craven assurances from our securocrats that even greater care will be taken to prevent ‘undesirables’ from entering this jurisdiction in case they might attempt to use it as a back door to the other place.
I know that the big picture must be addressed and the war must be stopped. This will require greater efforts from the international community than have been evident to date.
In the short term, with Russia pursuing its own agenda, the USA convulsed by the run-up to the presidential elections and an incumbent lame duck and the EU fragmented and divided in several ways, there is little to hope for.
Already there are signs of multiple breaches of the ceasefire supposedly in place.
But, in the meantime, we have a role to play in our own small way and Ireland is in flagrant dereliction of its duty.
Please write to your TDs, if nothing else.
If you have the time and the energy, join an NGO/activist group, tell your students or school pupils about the situation, contribute funds to people providing support.
Syrian refugees in Ireland now (Piaras Mac Éinrí, Facebook)
Thanks Mark Malone
Joao Carvalho (right) died following a mixed martial arts fight in Dublin last Saturday
Last night Michael Ring (acting tourism and sports minister) spoke to Joe Molloy of Newstalk’s Off The Ball programme in relation to the regulation or the lack thereof of mixed martial arts fighting events in Ireland.
It was a slog.
He saw it coming, he says.
Previously: Losing The Fight
Professor Stephen Hawking
It’s a shabby and shameful disgrace,
That humans have not conquered space,
But the world’s favourite prof,
Has teamed up with a toff,
To launch the next phase of this race.
John Moynes
Getty
What you may need to know:
1. When a mad scientist threatens New York, a group of mutated turtles and a talking rat emerge from the shadows to protect their home.
2. You know, for kids.
3. They can’t all be winners.
4. Back in 1987, the first animated series was produced in Dublin by Jimmy Murakami.
5. Of course they were “hero turtles” back then. It was assumed that the word “ninja” would result in kids killing each other with nunchucks and katanas.
6. Broadsheet prognosis: Leonardon’t.
Release Date: June 3.

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We might need to rethink the lighting up stairs…
Incredibly detailed laser-cut architectural pop-up cards by Bogdan Zolochevsky. available for €12.62 each at ColibriGift.