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Who suffered a prank at the hands of John Bishop, Dave Gorman, Ricky Grover and Karl Spain?

Which unexpected place did George Wendt encounter Dylan Moran?

And just why was Dom Irrera almost never invited back to the festival?

For the weekend that’s in it.

Andrew Mickel writes:

“We’ve just published a book on on the Cat Laughs’ festival. kilkenny Secrets is 224-page guide brings together contributions from Irish funnymen including Jason Byrne, Ardal O’Hanlon, Graham Linehan and Mark Doherty [see extract below]. American contributors including George Wendt, Dom Irrera and Harland Williams and UK talent including Fred MacAulay, Simon Munnery and Comedy Store Players Steve Frost and Andy Smart.
The book also tells the story of the festival’s development from a late-night pub chat to an internationally-renowned brand. AND There’s a discount of 25% for the €4 ebook to Broadsheet readers using the discount code thebroadsheet2014 HERE

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Otter Madness

“I think the year was 1998. It was the Sunday, and I was in the hotel bed with a hangover. It was before children, when you could indulge in a hangover – enjoy it, even – and just wait.
So there I was, half-awake, half-asleep, drifting, when the door burst open. Ross Noble stood facing me, with an otter. A stuffed otter. Under his arm. He stared at me. I stared at him. It’s hard to find the words sometimes. Was there really a man there? With an otter? My brain was poisoned, but doing its best. It’s unusual a man breaks into your room with an otter. But it’s Ross Noble. It’s unusual, but…
At last, I had a sentence ready. So did he.
“What are you doing in my room?” one of us said.
“It’s my room.”
He gave the room a quick scan. “Or I’m on the next floor up.”
And he left. And I went back to sleep.
I couldn’t find Ross that evening to confirm or deny the scene. But the following day, I was leaving for Dublin. Out on the main street, Eddie Bannon and Ross were standing at the traffic lights, Eddie with a bucket of water, and Ross with the otter. Each time the lights turned red, Eddie threw soapy water on the windscreen of a car, and Ross polished and dried it with the otter. Then Eddie gave the driver a coin, as payment.
So it did happen.”

 

Actor/comedian/director Mark Doherty

Secret Kilkenny (SuchSmallPortions)

Meanwhile…

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Naoise writes:

“Lovely piece following George (Norm from Cheers) and Bernadette Wendt on the Wild Atlantic Way ahead of the Sky Cat Laughs Comedy Festival which started last night….”

 Sky Cat Laughs Comedy

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The Reform Alliance.

Where are YOU?

David Quinn writes:

“Basically, Lucinda Creighton needs to declare her intentions soon or make clear that someone else needs to set up a party that will seek to reward work, will allow a free vote on social issues, will make a pact with voters to keep its promises, and will eschew populism as distinct from policies that are both sound and popular. It should also promise that it will belong to no government that includes Sinn Fein. \Fine Gael will make some of these promises as well, but this is where the Reform Alliance brand is a huge advantage; Lucinda and co can turn around and tell voters they have shown they keep their promises and Fine Gael has shown that they break theirs.”

Ireland’s political class has failed to keep its promises – giving Lucinda her big chance (David Quinn, irish Independent)

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Rugby with weapons.

Finally.

Seamus Cassells writes:

“I play a sport called Jugger, its sort of like a 5-aside game of rugby, where four players on the team are armed. So it looks like like a cross between rugby and fencing. It’s a very fun sport, and is actually quite big in some places internationally even though its very small here. We’re holding a an international tournament on the 7th and 8th of June where German, Spanish, American and Irish teams will be competing, and want to spread the word so people can come see what its like and enjoy the spectacle. We’ve been representing Ireland in quite a few Jugger tournaments abroad, and we’re looking forward to doing it on our home ground again. The girl in the air is Marion, one of our players btw.”

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What you may need to know

1. Yes, it’s the original trailer for John Ford’s Stagecoach (1939), starring John Wayne.

2. John Ford Ireland celebrates the great (and we mean THE great) Irish-American filmmaker – it’s on in Dublin next weekend.

3. It kicks off next Friday with a 75th anniversary screening of Stagecoach at The Savoy [O’Connell Street, Dublin]. Niiiiiiiice.

4. The John Ford Ireland programme features screenings, symposiums, masterclasses and other cinephile-friendly activities: highlights include a FREE outdoor screening of The Quiet Man (1952) in Temple Bar next Saturday, and a masterclass with Ford fan Ben Wheatley, director of Kill List (2011) and A Field In England (2013). We’re big fans. More info on John Ford Ireland here.

6. Broadsheet Prognosis: The Duke Prevails

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This afternoon.

Donnchadh Mac Cobb (at City Kayaking) writes:

“Some Tall Ships arriving into Dublin for the Dublin Port Riverfest this weekend. Taken from one of our safety boats that went out to meet them in the bay and come up the Liffey. City Kayaking are running special trips over the weekend where people can get up close and see them from the water in kayaks for just €10 per person….

Pics: Sam Boal/Photocall ireland and Donnchadh Mac Cobb

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