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Noel Gallagher sat down with Rolling Stone for an end of year chat.

Of 2013, he said:

“All I’ve done is sit around the house and become a fucking hypochondriac. Dog-shit year. Can’t wait until it’s over.”

He was asked if he had heard Arcade Fire’s new album.

“I haven’t heard it. Anybody that comes back with a double album, to me, needs to pry themselves out of their own asshole. This is not the Seventies, okay? Go and ask Billy Corgan about a double album. Who has the fucking time, in 2013, to sit through 45 minutes of a single album? How arrogant are these people to think that you’ve got an hour and a half to listen to a fucking record?”

Right so.

Noel Gallagher’s epic year-end gripe session (Rolling Stone)

Previously: The World’s Best Interviewee

Pic: Shortlist.com

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Above: ‘Jetsetter’ Jessica, ‘Honey’ Natasha, ‘Cry Baby’ Alexandra, ‘Gold Digger’ Alison, ‘Ice Queen’ Sophie, ‘The Rock’ Alice and ‘GI Jane’ Barbara.

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Oireachtas Retort tweetz:

Look who made the Swedish version of Everyday Sexism. Do we even need translation?

For the curious amongst us, the piece [which appeared in the Swedish tabloid Expressen] translates as:

Wants to change the view on sex: “Today’s young women have sex besides than in a relationship way too freely,” thinks relationship debater and journalist David Quinn. He believes a change in the view on relationships and sex is the solution to the abortion question.

You’re welcome.

Thanks Grim Reefer

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[a yule bobble, top and Karl modelling a Deadly sweater at an unknown location today]

The person who likes to go all the way in ‘fun’ seasonal knitwear japery?

Who stops at nothing to bring festive ‘cheer’ to your office, local, etc?

We have Karl.

Who do YOU have?

As you might know we have been giving away ONE Christmas jumper from Deadly Christmas Jumpers costing €40 Euro every DAY this WEEK.

Deadly Christmas Jumpers are based at 16 Nassau Street, Dublin and produce a wide and varied range of humorous and ironic traditional Xmas knitwear.

To win the final sweater PLUS matching ‘amusing’ yule bobble hat (above), please complete this short sentence

My friend/relative/colleague____________________deserves the ‘fun’ matching Xmas hat and cardi  because___________________________

Lines close at 4.45pm 5.45pm.

Winner Update:  

OHOHO : “My boyfriend deserves the ‘fun’ matching Xmas hat and cardi because when we get home to my parents house on the 24th and he realises how creaky my bed is, that jumper’s going to be the closest thing to fun he’s gonna experience all Christmas…”

Thanks all

Deadly Christmas Jumpers

Thanks Gemma and Aislinn

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Annie writes:

“The prints might not qualify as stocking fillers but I do have Yeats in Love greeting cards, with envelopes, blank inside, €8, for a pack of four.”

Buy here

Annie West

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Frank Scally writes:

“My wife Aisling makes personalised Scrabble Art pieces for families for special occasions. Also available are great Chunky Wooden Shapes – ideal for kids’ bedrooms. Five family names in wooden tiles (mounted in black, white or wood frame) is €40. Additional names are €3 each. Five family names in vintage maroon tiles or plastic tiles (mounted in black, white or wood frame) is €50. Additional names are €5 each. Sometimes, eight family names or over need to go in a larger frame, depending on the length of names. There is an additional €5 charge for the larger frame.”

“The Stars or Houses are €12.50 (additional €4 for P&P) and they’re available in a choice of colours & personalised for you. The stars are 10cm high, 10cm wide and 4cm thick. The houses are 20cm high, 20cm wide and 4.5cm thick.”

Buy here and here

Love Letter Arts

Irish-made ‘Stocking Fillers’ to broadsheet@broadsheet.ie. Cost: Cuddles (plus VAT).

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